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Post ITT and I will assign you a wife from Bard College's women soccer roster

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bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.
Vigorous Home Corn Cake
  01/07/22
Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys s...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I...
Vigorous Home Corn Cake
  01/07/22
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hairraiser greedy cumskin laser beams
  01/07/22
Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be fai...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
180
hairraiser greedy cumskin laser beams
  01/07/22
definitely does anal
yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency
  01/07/22
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Emerald place of business whorehouse
  01/07/22
Maybe best in thread
vibrant red base boltzmann
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Arousing business firm ape
  01/07/22
Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $
Arousing business firm ape
  01/07/22
I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my law...
Adulterous sadistic puppy
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Diverse bronze mood patrolman
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yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency
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mods
Arousing business firm ape
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Mentally Impaired Range Water Buffalo
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frisky obsidian clown
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Spruce doctorate
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https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
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insane laughsome main people
  01/07/22
Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
LMAO 180
insane laughsome main people
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Poppy Party Of The First Part
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Diverse bronze mood patrolman
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lol pwned
marvelous ivory principal's office
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Smoky harsh den
  01/07/22
hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about
insane laughsome main people
  01/07/22
impressive Adams Apple
yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency
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Narrow-minded cracking multi-billionaire preventive strike
  01/07/22
lol
vibrant red base boltzmann
  01/07/22
RIP, Doctor.
Ebony Point
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insane laughsome main people
  01/08/22
Give me a dark haired qween Never mind I claimed her fro...
Diverse bronze mood patrolman
  01/07/22
Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deep...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
No no no no no I disavow I want this one https://bard...
Diverse bronze mood patrolman
  01/07/22
ungh, LI guidette
Adulterous sadistic puppy
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Diverse bronze mood patrolman
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Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread
Vigorous Home Corn Cake
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drunken roommate goyim
  01/07/22
From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
any relation to bob saccamano?
Diverse bronze mood patrolman
  01/07/22
She's had a distinguished collegiate career: 2021: Sage s...
Adulterous sadistic puppy
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drunken roommate goyim
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Maize house trump supporter
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Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed....
bearded dingle berry
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Maize house trump supporter
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drunken roommate goyim
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yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency
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Chad dad
Mentally Impaired Range Water Buffalo
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heady outnumbered cuckoldry
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Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer s...
bearded dingle berry
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drunken roommate goyim
  01/07/22
hhnngghh
heady outnumbered cuckoldry
  01/07/22
Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?
Smoky harsh den
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frisky obsidian clown
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Insecure Bright Love Of Her Life Dopamine
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Henna Galvanic Stain Trailer Park
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180 billion
yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency
  01/07/22
i want her
frisky obsidian clown
  01/07/22
Best in thread
vibrant red base boltzmann
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Cerise Elite Stock Car
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Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is goi...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
need James Joyce jr in here asap
Cerebral Flesh Goal In Life
  01/07/22
Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the F...
yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency
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Vigorous Home Corn Cake
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spectacular jet death wish
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Beta ticket booth
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frisky obsidian clown
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Insecure Bright Love Of Her Life Dopamine
  01/07/22
irl lol
wine gaped community account
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Henna Galvanic Stain Trailer Park
  01/07/22
A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammat...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
Im done here
Henna Galvanic Stain Trailer Park
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Maize house trump supporter
  01/07/22
not the toilet wrecker?
yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency
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olive big-titted market police squad
  01/07/22
Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens
Vigorous Home Corn Cake
  01/07/22
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Emerald place of business whorehouse
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Ebony Point
  01/07/22
literal lol
Know-it-all faggot firefighter
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Stirring flickering tank
  01/07/22
The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. ...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor
yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency
  01/07/22
In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.
Razzle-dazzle Depressive
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yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency
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The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white!...
bearded dingle berry
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Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pens...
yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency
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bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's ...
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olive big-titted market police squad
  01/07/22
Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 l...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
quarter gook?
yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency
  01/07/22
Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tel...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's s...
yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency
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Cerebral Flesh Goal In Life
  01/07/22
https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
unnghhhh
Cerebral Flesh Goal In Life
  01/07/22
180
Beta ticket booth
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Razzle-dazzle Depressive
  01/07/22
The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing....
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and ...
Razzle-dazzle Depressive
  01/07/22
She’s got some varicose vein action or something going...
Know-it-all faggot firefighter
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chocolate multi-colored stead
  01/07/22
Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blow...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox childre...
chocolate multi-colored stead
  01/07/22
you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above)....
Diverse bronze mood patrolman
  01/07/22
An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this. Yo...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke ...
chocolate multi-colored stead
  01/07/22
It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives ...
Diverse bronze mood patrolman
  01/08/22
wonder how long her pubic hair is?
Beta ticket booth
  01/07/22
Every one of these women has 10x my T levels
abnormal hospital
  01/07/22
https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kather...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
That's a 50yo man with hippie hair
abnormal hospital
  01/07/22
"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.
bearded dingle berry
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Narrow-minded cracking multi-billionaire preventive strike
  01/07/22
she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kne...
Beta ticket booth
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navy forum yarmulke
  01/07/22
https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-k...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
Hon hon
navy forum yarmulke
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fuchsia gas station karate
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Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 pa...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to ...
fuchsia gas station karate
  01/07/22
High school: Bush.
Razzle-dazzle Depressive
  01/07/22
18000 thread
Mind-boggling Space
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Razzle-dazzle Depressive
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Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes ...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
Holy fuck scroe
Mind-boggling Space
  01/07/22
*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early...
Beta ticket booth
  01/07/22
Fuck
Mind-boggling Space
  01/07/22
I just want someone Asian.
Up-to-no-good boyish coldplay fan
  01/07/22
Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concer...
Up-to-no-good boyish coldplay fan
  01/07/22
Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team
Adulterous sadistic puppy
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Narrow-minded cracking multi-billionaire preventive strike
  01/07/22
Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly https://bardath...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
I'm done here
Narrow-minded cracking multi-billionaire preventive strike
  01/07/22
great thread
Insecure Bright Love Of Her Life Dopamine
  01/07/22
https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
jfc 180
Insecure Bright Love Of Her Life Dopamine
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Mind-boggling Space
  01/07/22
Lol
vibrant red base boltzmann
  01/07/22
Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ou...
Shimmering Casino
  01/07/22
Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
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Beta ticket booth
  01/07/22
https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
180
Know-it-all faggot firefighter
  01/09/22
God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making i...
frisky obsidian clown
  01/07/22
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Insecure Bright Love Of Her Life Dopamine
  01/07/22
Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loook...
Mind-boggling Space
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wine gaped community account
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Lemon pungent chapel becky
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lilac location
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hairraiser greedy cumskin laser beams
  01/07/22
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twisted contagious pistol pozpig
  01/07/22
The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages tha...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
BEST IN SHOW
Coral stage
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bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
give me your hottest azn plz
unholy mad cow disease
  01/07/22
Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members o...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?
unholy mad cow disease
  01/07/22
this is such a 180 thread
Indigo Glittery Hunting Ground
  01/07/22
Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and bro...
bearded dingle berry
  01/07/22
LOL
Indigo Glittery Hunting Ground
  01/07/22
pwnmed
Mind-boggling Space
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Ruddy Messiness Church
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180
violet self-centered area potus
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Ebony Point
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vibrant red base boltzmann
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Historically important thread
Fiercely-loyal Comical Famous Landscape Painting
  01/07/22
Ty I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the...
bearded dingle berry
  02/23/22
Brunette plz
twinkling exhilarant therapy knife
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Aqua Splenetic Haunted Graveyard Legend
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vibrant red base boltzmann
  01/09/22
Want!
Know-it-all faggot firefighter
  01/09/22
Where's my fucking wife
vibrant red base boltzmann
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bearded dingle berry
  07/15/22
cntrol+ f "edit", phrase not found. great!
unholy mad cow disease
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bearded dingle berry
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Coral stage
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I'd like Chocolate Queen, plz
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Vigorous Home Corn Cake

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744474)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: Vigorous Home Corn Cake

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744485)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
Author: hairraiser greedy cumskin laser beams



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: hairraiser greedy cumskin laser beams

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency

definitely does anal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Emerald place of business whorehouse



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: vibrant red base boltzmann

Maybe best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: Arousing business firm ape



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744486)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: Arousing business firm ape

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744488)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Adulterous sadistic puppy

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744517)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Diverse bronze mood patrolman



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Arousing business firm ape

mods

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Range Water Buffalo



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: frisky obsidian clown



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Spruce doctorate



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-barber/5420

Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: insane laughsome main people



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744501)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: insane laughsome main people

LMAO 180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Poppy Party Of The First Part



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Diverse bronze mood patrolman



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: marvelous ivory principal's office

lol pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744520)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Smoky harsh den



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: insane laughsome main people

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748123)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency

impressive Adams Apple

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: Narrow-minded cracking multi-billionaire preventive strike



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: vibrant red base boltzmann

lol

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Ebony Point

RIP, Doctor.

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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: insane laughsome main people



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Diverse bronze mood patrolman

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744502)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Diverse bronze mood patrolman

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: Adulterous sadistic puppy

ungh, LI guidette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744525)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: Diverse bronze mood patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: Vigorous Home Corn Cake

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: drunken roommate goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Diverse bronze mood patrolman

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Adulterous sadistic puppy

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: drunken roommate goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Maize house trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Maize house trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: drunken roommate goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Range Water Buffalo

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: heady outnumbered cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: drunken roommate goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: heady outnumbered cuckoldry

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Smoky harsh den

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: frisky obsidian clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Insecure Bright Love Of Her Life Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: Henna Galvanic Stain Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: frisky obsidian clown

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: vibrant red base boltzmann

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: Cerise Elite Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Goal In Life

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Vigorous Home Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: spectacular jet death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: frisky obsidian clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Insecure Bright Love Of Her Life Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: wine gaped community account

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: Henna Galvanic Stain Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: Henna Galvanic Stain Trailer Park

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: Maize house trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: olive big-titted market police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Vigorous Home Corn Cake

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: Emerald place of business whorehouse

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Ebony Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Know-it-all faggot firefighter

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Stirring flickering tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Depressive

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Puce aphrodisiac native internal respiration

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: olive big-titted market police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: yellow swashbuckling queen of the night national security agency

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Goal In Life

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Depressive

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all faggot firefighter

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: chocolate multi-colored stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: chocolate multi-colored stead

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Diverse bronze mood patrolman

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: chocolate multi-colored stead

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Diverse bronze mood patrolman

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: abnormal hospital

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: abnormal hospital

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: Narrow-minded cracking multi-billionaire preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: navy forum yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: navy forum yarmulke

Hon hon

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: fuchsia gas station karate



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: fuchsia gas station karate

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Depressive

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Space

18000 thread

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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Depressive



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Space

Holy fuck scroe

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745906)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Space

Fuck

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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good boyish coldplay fan

I just want someone Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745403)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good boyish coldplay fan

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Adulterous sadistic puppy

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Narrow-minded cracking multi-billionaire preventive strike



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745882)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Narrow-minded cracking multi-billionaire preventive strike

I'm done here

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: Insecure Bright Love Of Her Life Dopamine

great thread

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Insecure Bright Love Of Her Life Dopamine

jfc 180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Space



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: vibrant red base boltzmann

Lol

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Shimmering Casino

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Know-it-all faggot firefighter

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: frisky obsidian clown

God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making it to MSM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745902)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Insecure Bright Love Of Her Life Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745921)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Space

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745958)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: wine gaped community account



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Lemon pungent chapel becky



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: lilac location



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: hairraiser greedy cumskin laser beams



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: Citrine aromatic boistinker mexican



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic exciting juggernaut tanning salon



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: twisted contagious pistol pozpig



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: Coral stage

BEST IN SHOW

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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: unholy mad cow disease

give me your hottest azn plz

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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: unholy mad cow disease

barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?

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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: Indigo Glittery Hunting Ground

this is such a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43746893)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: Indigo Glittery Hunting Ground

LOL

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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Space

pwnmed

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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Ruddy Messiness Church



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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: violet self-centered area potus

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Ebony Point



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: vibrant red base boltzmann



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Comical Famous Landscape Painting

Historically important thread

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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry

Ty

I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the year strong

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: twinkling exhilarant therapy knife

Brunette plz

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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Aqua Splenetic Haunted Graveyard Legend



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: vibrant red base boltzmann



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: Know-it-all faggot firefighter

Want!

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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: vibrant red base boltzmann

Where's my fucking wife

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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry



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Date: July 15th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: unholy mad cow disease

cntrol+ f "edit", phrase not found. great!

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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: bearded dingle berry



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Date: December 4th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Coral stage



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Lemon pungent chapel becky

I'd like Chocolate Queen, plz

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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: cell phones



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained))



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