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Why haven't we all getting SBA loans and buying businesses?

edit: embraced my inner jeet so hard that I wrote the title ...
Deep reading party
  02/09/26
Loans are full recourse.
Charcoal misunderstood half-breed market
  02/09/26
They have low default rates and when you get to larger sizes...
Deep reading party
  02/09/26
This is CR if you're the manager of a small business and are...
Charcoal misunderstood half-breed market
  02/09/26
Sounds like actual work where you’d have to sell somet...
Passionate fighting nibblets step-uncle's house
  02/09/26
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topaz water buffalo
  02/09/26
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Narrow-minded masturbator sweet tailpipe
  02/09/26
People are taking $500,000 loans with personal guarantees to...
Vivacious box office
  02/09/26
Nah just buy some asset-lite services business ala roofing o...
pearly crackhouse organic girlfriend
  02/09/26
Dorky lawyer who couldn't tell you the difference between a ...
'"'"'"''"
  02/10/26
but MAGAs online are absolutely furious that jeets are doing...
topaz water buffalo
  02/09/26
I’ve done this and I make $7milluon a year
Soul-stirring theater factory reset button
  02/09/26
laws are made to be enforced against whites hth
costumed kitty area
  02/09/26
I think a lot of people aren't actually built to run a small...
Comical school cafeteria
  02/09/26
Literally for 99% of history everyone had their own business...
costumed kitty area
  02/09/26
Big difference between functional self-employment (which I a...
Comical school cafeteria
  02/09/26
You don’t need experience. You just pay for the busine...
Soul-stirring theater factory reset button
  02/10/26
LJL.
Yummy Phase Pol Pot
  02/10/26
8a program even easier
trip location foreskin
  02/09/26
This probably isn’t a bad niche since people who ace O...
cowgod
  02/10/26
Except for the personal guarantee
Nude Bunny
  02/10/26
Yeah that’s pretty gay and Ruins it. Why not Partner w...
cowgod
  02/10/26
I worked at a shit firm and I Mae $7 million a quarter doing...
Delicious Bunny
  02/10/26


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Date: February 9th, 2026 8:03 PM
Author: Deep reading party

edit: embraced my inner jeet so hard that I wrote the title in jeetanese

Debt to cap for SBA 7a loans is like 90%. You can put in $500k and buy a $5 million business. Basically a Prole LBO

Scale biz repeat a couple of times then sell to PE for $$$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659328)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Charcoal misunderstood half-breed market

Loans are full recourse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659332)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Deep reading party

They have low default rates and when you get to larger sizes in the millions you’re more likely to find actual established businesses instead of something entirely reliant on founder-proprietor labor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659340)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Charcoal misunderstood half-breed market

This is CR if you're the manager of a small business and are basically running it yourself already and want to buy it from the owner.

Otherwise, quite retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659351)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Passionate fighting nibblets step-uncle's house

Sounds like actual work where you’d have to sell something of value. Most poasters are parasitical risk-averse leeches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659335)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: topaz water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659378)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Narrow-minded masturbator sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659517)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Vivacious box office

People are taking $500,000 loans with personal guarantees to buy brick-and-mortar businesses. LOL just LOL when the landlord refuses to renew the lease when it ends in 3 or 4 years.

The "just use an SBA loan to buy a business for 3-5x valuation, bro" trend is the dumbest financial advice since NFTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659350)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: pearly crackhouse organic girlfriend

Nah just buy some asset-lite services business ala roofing or HVAC install/repair and sell to a PE-backed rollup after a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659367)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"

Dorky lawyer who couldn't tell you the difference between a heat pump and a furnace buying an HVAC business and hoping that the crews of blue collar guys don't absolutely lie, cheat, and steal him to ruin TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49661208)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: topaz water buffalo

but MAGAs online are absolutely furious that jeets are doing this. that's probably where OP gets the idea for this thread from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659380)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring theater factory reset button

I’ve done this and I make $7milluon a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659535)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: costumed kitty area

laws are made to be enforced against whites

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659379)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Comical school cafeteria

I think a lot of people aren't actually built to run a small business and just fantasize about being CEO and the money they'll "make" when they sell to a PE firm or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659514)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: costumed kitty area

Literally for 99% of history everyone had their own business

Working for people is a new thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659533)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Comical school cafeteria

Big difference between functional self-employment (which I am in favor of) and buying a business with employees using debt and a personal guarantee. Especially if you're buying into an industry where you have no experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659556)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring theater factory reset button

You don’t need experience. You just pay for the business and leave it running the way it is. How is this so difficult?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49660337)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Yummy Phase Pol Pot

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49660466)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: trip location foreskin

8a program even easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49659574)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: cowgod

This probably isn’t a bad niche since people who ace OCI won’t go near any of this shit so it’s all just Scum and villainy. And keep shit at arms length, if the LLC goes bankrupt then so be it it’s nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49660490)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Nude Bunny

Except for the personal guarantee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49660516)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: cowgod

Yeah that’s pretty gay and Ruins it. Why not Partner with like 5 homeless guys and buy them out if it works out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49661886)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: Delicious Bunny

I worked at a shit firm and I Mae $7 million a quarter doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833075&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49661260)