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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Cobalt Territorial Lay
  11/17/13
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Bat shit crazy twinkling library
  02/09/14
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Provocative Ebony Hall
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu
nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/25/26
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  03/25/26
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nyuug
  03/26/26
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motley menage
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Anal Coiffed Stag Film
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Gaped beta principal's office
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
180 organic girlfriend
  11/18/13
tp
Doobsian Contagious Step-uncle's House Mood
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Thriller Narrow-minded Boltzmann Depressive
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
motley menage
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Disrespectful jet-lagged area
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
sexy love of her life knife
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Bossy outnumbered double fault kitty cat
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Amber Bull Headed Elastic Band Theater Stage
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Domesticated house-broken background story
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Nighttime Rose Prole
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Fiercely-loyal hissy fit newt
  04/07/16
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twisted candlestick maker
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Bateful Senate
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
magenta pea-brained stage
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Wild half-breed corner
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Startled trust fund
  11/17/13
?
disturbing place of business
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
vigorous business firm scourge upon the earth
  11/18/13
Well?
Walnut cracking stage
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
spruce sick gas station
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
underhanded clown
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
motley menage
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Histrionic mischievous nursing home pozpig
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Pale brethren useless brakes
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
underhanded clown
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
underhanded clown
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Pale brethren useless brakes
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
underhanded clown
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
You're done here
topaz sneaky criminal
  11/19/13
(idiot)
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
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crusty main people kitchen
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
transparent titillating parlor french chef
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
crusty main people kitchen
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Amber Bull Headed Elastic Band Theater Stage
  11/17/13
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sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
crusty main people kitchen
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Slippery Aromatic Market
  11/17/13
only?
transparent titillating parlor french chef
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/17/13
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sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
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bearded fear-inspiring native
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Impressive Sepia Orchestra Pit Dragon
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Pale brethren useless brakes
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
useless gaming laptop
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
crusty main people kitchen
  11/17/13
lol
useless gaming laptop
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Impressive Sepia Orchestra Pit Dragon
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
transparent titillating parlor french chef
  11/17/13
lmao.
180 organic girlfriend
  11/18/13
cq
multi-colored mentally impaired university
  03/03/24
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Doobsian Contagious Step-uncle's House Mood
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
razzmatazz laser beams
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
180 organic girlfriend
  11/18/13
Underrated
azure address boiling water
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
galvanic preventive strike
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
red garrison legal warrant
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Impressive Sepia Orchestra Pit Dragon
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
Floppy Range
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
razzmatazz laser beams
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
razzmatazz laser beams
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
crusty main people kitchen
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Maize Passionate Hairy Legs Dilemma
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Maize Passionate Hairy Legs Dilemma
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Maize Passionate Hairy Legs Dilemma
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Maize Passionate Hairy Legs Dilemma
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
razzmatazz laser beams
  11/17/13
LOL
sexy love of her life knife
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
razzmatazz laser beams
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
razzmatazz laser beams
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
ruddy stirring rigpig personal credit line
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
Histrionic mischievous nursing home pozpig
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Irradiated Magical Church
  11/17/13
really embarassing
idiotic parlour
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
razzmatazz laser beams
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
azure address boiling water
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
transparent titillating parlor french chef
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Indigo ticket booth puppy
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Carmine Glittery Plaza
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
adventurous trailer park immigrant
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
razzmatazz laser beams
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tan cerebral really tough guy
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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Tantric Mildly Autistic Cumskin Station
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Vivacious violent gunner
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Vivacious violent gunner
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Free-loading famous landscape painting school
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
Electric crawly community account
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Free-loading famous landscape painting school
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
mind-boggling multi-billionaire
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
mind-boggling multi-billionaire
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Free-loading famous landscape painting school
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Cheese-eating aphrodisiac idiot cuckoldry
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
lake space
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Free-loading famous landscape painting school
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
sinister gaping
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
vigorous business firm scourge upon the earth
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
Laughsome Home Coffee Pot
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(Jeff Bridges)
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bearded fear-inspiring native
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
arousing fishy keepsake machete ratface
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Pearly Demanding Brunch Faggotry
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Provocative Ebony Hall
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Provocative Ebony Hall
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ty, brother.
Carmine Glittery Plaza
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Turquoise Jew
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
fragrant lavender dysfunction
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well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Carmine Glittery Plaza
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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racy cream mediation
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Provocative Ebony Hall
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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Provocative Ebony Hall
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
galvanic preventive strike
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
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and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
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Provocative Ebony Hall
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
galvanic preventive strike
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Cobalt Territorial Lay

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy twinkling library



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug

like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49769159)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49771725)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: motley menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Anal Coiffed Stag Film

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Gaped beta principal's office

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: 180 organic girlfriend

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Doobsian Contagious Step-uncle's House Mood

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Thriller Narrow-minded Boltzmann Depressive

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: motley menage

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Disrespectful jet-lagged area

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Bossy outnumbered double fault kitty cat

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Amber Bull Headed Elastic Band Theater Stage

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Domesticated house-broken background story

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Nighttime Rose Prole

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hissy fit newt

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: twisted candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Bateful Senate

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: magenta pea-brained stage

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Wild half-breed corner

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Startled trust fund

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: disturbing place of business

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: vigorous business firm scourge upon the earth

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Walnut cracking stage

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: spruce sick gas station

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: underhanded clown

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: motley menage

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Histrionic mischievous nursing home pozpig

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Pale brethren useless brakes

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: underhanded clown

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: underhanded clown

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Pale brethren useless brakes

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: underhanded clown

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: topaz sneaky criminal

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: crusty main people kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: transparent titillating parlor french chef

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: crusty main people kitchen

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Amber Bull Headed Elastic Band Theater Stage

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: crusty main people kitchen

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Slippery Aromatic Market

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: transparent titillating parlor french chef

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: bearded fear-inspiring native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Impressive Sepia Orchestra Pit Dragon

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Pale brethren useless brakes

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: useless gaming laptop

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: crusty main people kitchen

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: useless gaming laptop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Impressive Sepia Orchestra Pit Dragon

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: transparent titillating parlor french chef

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: 180 organic girlfriend

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: multi-colored mentally impaired university

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Doobsian Contagious Step-uncle's House Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: 180 organic girlfriend

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: azure address boiling water

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: dun national antidepressant drug

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: red garrison legal warrant

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Impressive Sepia Orchestra Pit Dragon

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Floppy Range

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: crusty main people kitchen

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Maize Passionate Hairy Legs Dilemma

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Maize Passionate Hairy Legs Dilemma

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Maize Passionate Hairy Legs Dilemma

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Maize Passionate Hairy Legs Dilemma

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: sexy love of her life knife

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: ruddy stirring rigpig personal credit line

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Histrionic mischievous nursing home pozpig

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Magical Church

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: idiotic parlour

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: dull lascivious stain faggot firefighter

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: azure address boiling water

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: transparent titillating parlor french chef

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Indigo ticket booth puppy

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Carmine Glittery Plaza

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: adventurous trailer park immigrant

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: wine exciting incel stock car

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: tan cerebral really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: sinister gaping

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Zippy stimulating tanning salon regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: tan cerebral really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Tantric Mildly Autistic Cumskin Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Vivacious violent gunner

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Vivacious violent gunner

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Free-loading famous landscape painting school

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Electric crawly community account

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Free-loading famous landscape painting school

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling multi-billionaire

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling multi-billionaire

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Free-loading famous landscape painting school

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Cheese-eating aphrodisiac idiot cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: lake space

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Free-loading famous landscape painting school

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: sinister gaping

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: vigorous business firm scourge upon the earth

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Home Coffee Pot

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Supple reading party

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Self-centered striped hyena

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: bearded fear-inspiring native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: arousing fishy keepsake machete ratface

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Pearly Demanding Brunch Faggotry

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Carmine Glittery Plaza

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Comical Heaven Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Turquoise Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: fragrant lavender dysfunction

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Carmine Glittery Plaza

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: charismatic death wish public bath

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: racy cream mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: low-t henna quadroon chapel

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Vibrant Insane Meetinghouse Black Woman

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: exhilarant iridescent national security agency office

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Heady legend abode

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: gold impertinent indian lodge

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Big Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hissy fit newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Dashing feces voyeur

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Hyperactive cruel-hearted potus

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: appetizing forum liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hissy fit newt

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Spectacular philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37197656)



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Author: Adulterous Associate



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38290169)



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Author: Sable alcoholic mother juggernaut



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Author: Ruby casino



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Author: Bateful Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Doobsian Contagious Step-uncle's House Mood

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457795)



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Author: Pontificating gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457883)



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Author: Wonderful Peach Center Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Doobsian Contagious Step-uncle's House Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49397898)