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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:52 AM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig I think i get a 180 for this, or wasnt driving or texting an ex or whatever. I went to the optometrist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092663) |
Date: July 11th, 2025 9:53 AM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug trying to navigate the real world while drunk can actually be really fun. lol @ going to the optometrist though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092664) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:01 AM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig It was really funny because he was getting really pissed off. I remember him snapping at me "Hey hey HEY both eyes" while I was desperately squinting through my dominant eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092678) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug 180 ^ 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092755) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: Claret vivacious set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092880) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Charismatic Insane Chapel The first and only time I drove drunk I was 19 and at a house party and got blitzed and just felt like going home to lay down. I know I shouldn’t have drove but I did I was like “wow, I can’t believe how easy this is.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093122) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM Author: Slimy thriller international law enforcement agency I was also 19 but I got home and fell asleep in the back yard (parents' house). I think they came out and made fun of me
the only reason I didn't die is because no one else was on the road. it legitimately "scared me straight" from drunk driving which you would think is flame, but I still think on it and shudder. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:05 AM Author: vigorous faggotry corn cake Got in a fight with my wife and drove to my office intending on spending the night there and then came back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092688) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig Lol this is cr. When you're about to move out and by the time you find your keys you can't remember why (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092725) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092745) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: brilliant field I once went for drinks after work in the office and came back and fell asleep on some "partner's" couch. Luckily I woke up and went home around 1 AM or so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49103197) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: clear razzle-dazzle nursing home Hit on various women who rejected me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092707) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: puce trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49096703) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: puce trump supporter My worst was a hotel front desk clerk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49096705) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:47 PM Author: Cordovan genital piercing forum did you drunkenly assume he likes fat guys? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49098413) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:46 AM Author: clear razzle-dazzle nursing home I have done this so many times it's hard to find a worst, but I haven't drunk enough to be drunk in >50 years. When I was a young lawlyer I threw up on the managing partner's wife's shoes at a firm picnic. They thought I was drunk, but it was in fact food poisoning. Had to go to the ER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49100131) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug Ive done a lot of fairly stupid shit while drunk, but one that stands out in my mind is the night i jumped over the deck fence of the bar i was at because i couldn't find the exit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092749) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug I also once climbed out my bedroom window to avoid inviting an annoying friend out with me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092763) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Lascivious Drunken Hunting Ground Wagecucks let a random guy on the street make a phone call with my cell phone. fell asleep with a pot of water boiling on the stove (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092769) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:39 AM Author: Exhilarant spot pozpig lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092772) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig how did the random guy turn the stove on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092906) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:53 AM Author: Lascivious Drunken Hunting Ground Wagecucks lol separate events! but i do appreciate the innuendo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092941) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:38 AM Author: Kink-friendly adventurous hall prole go to law school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092770) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:38 AM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092771) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: glassy bateful hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093440) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: diverse striped hyena blacked out while driving, twice. made it home fine but holy shit that was dumb. both times involved a major interstate highway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092777) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:46 AM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug Incredible poast/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092784) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Razzmatazz plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093059) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: glassy bateful hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093441) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug Hooked up with guy, puked in his bathroom, used towel to clean it up and turned out it was his roommates towel. Whoops! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092780) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: Maroon Pea-brained Range I love how the focal point of this short vignette is that it was *somebody else's* towel as if everything else is just noise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49103799) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Floppy bossy house gaping A law professor waved at me while passing me in the hallway and for some reason I thought he was going in for a high five so I swung at him wildly with my open hand trying to make contact and he ducked out of the way like I was trying to hit him. I was so bewildered by the whole interaction that I didn’t even say anything and just scurried off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092781) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092782) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: Godawful Amethyst Address Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092791) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:53 AM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig Soo cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092796) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: Galvanic carmine space wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092849) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: vigorous faggotry corn cake Pumpkin beers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092862) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: Claret vivacious set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092883) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Razzmatazz plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093077) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: Slimy thriller international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093435) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: glassy bateful hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093442) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Narrow-minded tattoo theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093542) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:35 AM Author: dun partner double fault lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49097029) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: purple sweet tailpipe place of business why were you drunk at school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49097258) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49103497) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: puce trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49100063) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: Charismatic Insane Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49100109) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: aqua heady business firm milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49100361) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: Passionate Indian Lodge Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49100837) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:47 AM Author: Angry Windowlicker Market Snuck out of my parents' house and walked with some friends to a girl's house in a nearby neighborhood all while leaving a trail of empty beer cans for the police to follow and then arrest us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092789) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug Given that you now white knight for angel reese, id say your decision making skills havent improved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092790) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:55 AM Author: Angry Windowlicker Market i can't imagine hating on angel reese. if you watched her at all in college you know she is a great team player and has the ability to impact every play in various ways. in her second year she's leading the league in rebounds by a massive margin and has improved her offensive game and efficiency immensely.
I genuinely don't understand the hate she receives. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig She's so cool and I love her eyelashes so you know she's a female (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092859) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Angry Windowlicker Market you're a cool female! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093742) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:53 AM Author: Iridescent marvelous queen of the night dragon i moved to MFH and had absolutely no friends. Not even acquaintances. I used to get very drunk in those days. Sometimes a week would pass without someone talking to me, apart from a cashier.
I took to walking around with an open bottle and listening for parties, in the walk-up buildings around the EV and LES.
Id often go up and play the "Jessica invited me" (or Yessica if it was more puerto rican looking).
Sometimes this lead to me having to say "What? There's no Jessica?? I must have the wrong address, Im so sorry!"
There was an ocassional them saying, "Hey Jessica, you know this guy?"
More often, it was "hahah hey whatever dude, make yourself at home".
Only a few "Mike, I think this guy is fucking lying, he's probably came in to steal shit, hey guys c'mere, we have a fucking thief here"
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: trip new version garrison 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092820) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:44 PM Author: curious milky fanboi meetinghouse 180 need more stories from this period of life brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49096986) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:48 AM Author: purple sweet tailpipe place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49097257) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:14 AM Author: splenetic scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49097221) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 AM Author: walnut talented parlor Registered for xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092803) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: Honey-headed point falling off a balcony while hanging with gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092838) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug Wasnt it a roof? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092840) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: Honey-headed point to be pedantic, it was a balcony hanging over another roof (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092846) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug It is important to be as accurate as possible when regaling friends with tales of drunkenness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092852) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig Draw this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092857) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:10 PM Author: Claret vivacious set https://i.imgur.com/ncKHJBP.png
i was waiting outside of lex's apartment in my car to pick him up, which was on the second story over a store. behind the apartment was a parking lot. for reasons that remain unclear to me lex liked to leave through the balcony and climb down the fire escape. while waiting in the car way too long he eventually scuffled up to the passenger door, disheveled, with a few cuts. the conversation went something like this:
lex: sorry, i just fell off my balcony.
gunner: what lol are you ok?
lex: yeah i'm fine.
gunner: lol ok let's go get a drink. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig this image is of a man falling backwards into a chickenwire covered alien driven skateboard with ketchup rims (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093029) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Honey-headed point https://ibb.co/607Mnjzv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093269) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: Claret vivacious set hfs 180^180^1800000!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093277) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig 180. Gunner is pretty handsome for an Indian |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: Honey-headed point i'm a lucky man, no homo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093350) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig Rank the top 5 stories itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093354) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: Godawful Amethyst Address Boistinker scholarship's story is #1 by far, who cares about the rest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49094816) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig muscadine wine slicing his arms open like a tin can to demonstrate knife quality was an exception addition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49095392) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: Honey-headed point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49096698) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:15 AM Author: splenetic scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49097222) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:35 AM Author: Histrionic Haunting Casino Psychic Do t you already have concussion/Brain issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49097246) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: Claret vivacious set caused/exacerbated by shit like this, which was years ago and before lex got sober (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49103713) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: light abode I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49097953) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:37 AM Author: Claret vivacious set because of my Scumbag upbringing this didn't register to me as a concerning incident (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092892) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:46 AM Author: Honey-headed point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092913) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093193) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:07 AM Author: purple sweet tailpipe place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49097277) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:06 AM Author: high-end glittery whorehouse mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49099906) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: Vermilion cocky state elastic band Is that what put you in the hospital/off xo for a long time?
This happened to a friend of mine but he didn’t maek it :( |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Honey-headed point ah, sorry to hear that, man. i was already having seizures and had heavy brain bleeding, but this couldn't have helped |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:17 AM Author: Galvanic carmine space wrinkle DV and i got locked up for 3 days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092843) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Scarlet out-of-control weed whacker Reconciled and hooked up with an ex who later tried to kill me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092875) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: Claret vivacious set went to couples therapy. we, uh, had to end the session early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092882) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig much many more details to do the needful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092901) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:52 AM Author: Claret vivacious set we were having a fight before we were heading off to therapy. before i get in the car i drank a bunch of whiskey at once. maybe half a bottle or more. so, i didn't really start getting drunk until the session started. everyone was confused because i was fine a minute ago and i made some excuses like "idk what's wrong i'm just not feeling well." therapist decided to end the session because i was "groggy", and i drove home with my ex. at the next session the therapist was pissed and scolded me for driving. i continued to say that i was fine and just got woozy or something randomly. she give me this scowl and after that she seemed really against me in sessions. before that it felt like she was on my side more often than not. i think she dealt with a lot of drunks and could recognize i was trashed more than most people could, because i can usually keep it together really well.
i think the marriage lasted another couple months after that! |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig Mmhm Probably hard to pull off the cool fratty drunk guy at couples therapy.
I rate this as number 2 stupid after me getting prescription lenses while being drunk |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Claret vivacious set i'm very gregarious and convincing. doesn't really work with someone trained on drunks i guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093123) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig Yes it's literally why your wife brought you there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093158) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: Claret vivacious set you fags are oracles when it comes to male/female dynamics and i think you're probably right that she needed someone i couldn't just charm into being on my side. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093292) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:42 AM Author: Vermilion cocky state elastic band Doing couples therapy with someone you aren’t at least engaged to is… idk what but it’s bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092903) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:44 AM Author: Claret vivacious set this was with my exwife! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092910) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Vermilion cocky state elastic band I didnt know you were a divorcee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092917) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Claret vivacious set still am too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093015) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Abnormal cracking rehab potus Many layers to this fag’s loserdom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093038) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Claret vivacious set here's another crazy story about my ex-wife: she never cucked me with other men, emasculated me by sharing embarrassing details about me publicly, or tried to damage my life in any way. we also remained friends for many years after and i never once desperately ran back to her because i couldn't get laid any other way.
haha crazy right? |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Abnormal cracking rehab potus “I’m a huge simp”
great poast, champ |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Claret vivacious set how are you even real? can't wait to see how this crash out ends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093116) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Abnormal cracking rehab potus You’re too in your 40s to talk like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093135) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:35 PM Author: Claret vivacious set and you're a bit too old for "mom please dont take my computer, i promise ill look for a job after i pwn these kikes on autoadmit!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093166) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:52 AM Author: Galvanic carmine space wrinkle other things:
1. threw a full can of beer into a crowd of people at a club called Sonar in baltimore. got jumped and absolutely fucked up, face was all bruised, like my entire face was a black eye. a friend of mine hit one of the guys who did it in the face with a cinderblock outside the club. had to go to classes as a 3L and to my job at the national archives' gc office with a fucked up face for 2 weeks. i said it was a basketball injury lol.
2. blacked out and got thrown out of an uber in chicago at like 2 am. woke up in an elevator in a parking garage at 5. found my way back to my hotel, had to be at a biz dev presentation at 9 am. someone had to cover for me.
3. got in multiple fights with that stripper i was fooling around with as we spent a week traveling from hotel to hotel in LA/SD. was blackout drunk almost the whole time.
there are others, but these are top of mind. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: Lascivious Drunken Hunting Ground Wagecucks i feel like you would win this thread, not that it's a competition. you didn't even hit on anything that involves waking up next to a transsexual prostitute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49092950) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Galvanic carmine space wrinkle i am sure i have other wild shit. for overall zany things you've done on booze and drugs, i bet i would win. i was an absolute mess for a few years.
showed up to labor negotiations still high on coke once. another time i was bargaining with a unit of nurses and the union rep asked me if i needed medical attention. i was on a 2 day bender, coming down off coke and was basically green. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Lascivious Drunken Hunting Ground Wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093136) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Claret vivacious set one time i blacked out on a date. it was really going well i thought. i had a few too many and suddenly she excused herself but not before making sure i called an uber. i don't remember anything after that except coming to outside in the city in the middle of winter. i've never been so cold in my life. i went to an emergency room to warm up. i called another uber and got in, then blacked out again. woke up in bed with no phone or car, not remembering anything that happened after the date except for being freezing in the city for a moment.
had to call my mom to go get my car. then i had to use my cell phone tracking app to find my phone, which was in the second uber in the driver's apartment complex. i found the car and could see my phone in the back seat. i sent a message to uber about it but i guess the driver wasn't available. i went around the apartment complex asking whose car it was. after trying every door i gave up and left a note on the windshield.
the driver called me that night and she gave me my phone. i remember it was on valentine's day and she met me in a red lobster parking lot where she was getting dinner with her husband. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:39 PM Author: Galvanic carmine space wrinkle 180. Louis cannon type story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49094815) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: purple sweet tailpipe place of business Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49098106) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig your stories are 180 when you consider that you have been outed and you must be the biggest pencil neck dweeb on earth. its nearly impossible to imagine that guy getting into any of these antics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093039) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Galvanic carmine space wrinkle wild stuff, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093056) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Galvanic carmine space wrinkle another one was i blacked out at my friend's house back in 05 and tried to drive home. for some reason i drove to my childhood home's neighborhood. woke up at 7 am with the car running in front of a cop's house, but luckily the cop had recently been killed in the line of duty.
oh, this is a good one. in 2012 i ate a bunch of ambien and drank a 6 pack. then drove to the liquor store to get more beer and was changing out CDs in my car and crashed into a truck. i fled and went home and texted my wife (she was out) "woah someone just hit my car and took off lol" but about 10 mins later the cops came to my house. i remember them being in my condo and one of them laughing at me that i'd have to report this to the bar, etc. another cop was like "hey genius, you know your VIN was on the panel of your car that you left at the scene, don't you?"
i was 100% out of it and hallucinating. they didn't charge me with DUI bc i was no longer at the scene, but they told me they knew i was drunk.
i wound up making up a story about taking the med as prescribed and sleep driving. i got off. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Galvanic carmine space wrinkle oh shit, i forgot this one. in december 2017, i was about to be promoted to partner at baker hostetler. the guy who put me up had a end of year get together at the Palm in DC (he is one of the caricatures on the wall). there were like 15 people there. i got absolutely wrecked on martinis. i was obviously drunk in front of him but thankfully he left. the restaurant ultimately asked me to leave and i lost my phone and a coworker had to order me an uber.
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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:27 PM Author: puce trump supporter we should party sometime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49096948) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: Galvanic carmine space wrinkle i'm sober now but i'll RAGE with you anyway.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: useless tan preventive strike accidentally used the diesel can instead of the kerosene can (for a kerosene heater), woke up in blackface, entire cabin coated with soot
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: titillating native french chef Came back home after drinking at the bar and fell asleep spooning by black lab who was 15 years old and I knew she was going to die soon. My lab didn’t like to be cuddled so she probably got up and hobbled away as soon as I passed out.
The dog bed was right in front of my security door. I kept the front door open because it was summer and no A/C.
I awoke to my next door neighbor, a black nurse, coming home from her night shift. I hear, “Oh, chimata! What are you doing?”
It was pretty embarrassing. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Galvanic carmine space wrinkle wait, you're telling me you have a black wife AND you had a black lab? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093139) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: titillating native french chef Yeah but now I have a yellow lab to even things out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093191) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug You have a black wife and yellow lab? You got those two mixed up, friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093202) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: titillating native french chef OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093383) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: Cheese-eating saffron party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093641) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 PM Author: diverse striped hyena now you need a yellow mistress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093273) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Translucent senate kitty cat I was a knife salesman for Cutco knives and showed up to a sales appointment drunk and proceeded to cut myself in multiple spots during the demonstration, and got the blood all over my white shirt. The people were terrified and bought a bunch of knives just to get rid of me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093283) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: hateful generalized bond codepig 180000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093288) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: rebellious pistol antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093367) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: titillating native french chef lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093382) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Floppy bossy house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093417) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: Claret vivacious set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093421) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: glassy bateful hell lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093446) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Crimson cruel-hearted station twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093447) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: electric lilac shrine athletic conference "Go and do likewise, gents." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093450) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Claret vivacious set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093486) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Slimy thriller international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093577) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: glassy bateful hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093586) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: dull blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49094818) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:08 AM Author: purple sweet tailpipe place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49097278) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:40 AM Author: Slate incel fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49100090) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: Galvanic carmine space wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093452) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Slimy thriller international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093497) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:03 AM Author: startled mexican crackhouse this would make a great scene in a movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49097013) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:45 AM Author: dun partner double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49097041) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:18 AM Author: splenetic scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49097226) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 AM Author: high-end glittery whorehouse mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49099912) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: puce trump supporter 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49100060) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: Citrine public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49101150) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM Author: glassy bateful hell This thread delivered. My story involves getting extremely drunk at a summer associate event. Being extremely drunk I figured I shouldn't get a cab but should "walk it off" on my way home. For some reason I either drunk dialed my parents or they called me and I stupidly picked up and vaguely got in some huge fight with them, the details or even high level of which I had no clue about the next day. I finally staggered home and my dog and wife were both disgusted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49093458) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:59 PM Author: vigorous faggotry corn cake One time I passed out in a Subway parking lot. The cops found me and went through my phone to find someone to take me. They called my grandma, luckily she was asleep since it was late. They went down the list and found a friend to come get me. Glad I didn't get run over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49095073) |
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I think she paid me $100 and don’t think we ever talked about it afterwards. |
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Hit on a friends GF
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I then went on a spree of hundreds of failed first dates and constant rejection and disappointment |
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