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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: coral fragrant set clown

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling mental disorder

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: brilliant 180 forum fat ankles

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Comical Native Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Duck-like Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: geriatric soul-stirring pit feces

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: geriatric soul-stirring pit feces

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: jet sickened casino



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: marvelous halford box office

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: coral fragrant set clown

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: marvelous halford box office

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: coral fragrant set clown

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Trip mint church building mediation



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Anal Public Bath Place Of Business

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: amethyst brunch

That poztartar

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: coral fragrant set clown

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Anal Public Bath Place Of Business

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: coral fragrant set clown

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Anal Public Bath Place Of Business

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: brilliant 180 forum fat ankles

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: jet sickened casino



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Excitant Hairless Coldplay Fan

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Medicated Stubborn Newt Parlour

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: tripping heaven prole

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling mental disorder

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Medicated Stubborn Newt Parlour



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Burgundy Vigorous Indian Lodge

the people on this site are deranged

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling mental disorder

how so?

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: coral fragrant set clown

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: odious ebony goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: sooty well-lubricated meetinghouse codepig

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: judgmental turdskin wagecucks

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: bat shit crazy cerebral theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: spectacular black generalized bond

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Anal Public Bath Place Of Business

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: brilliant 180 forum fat ankles

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Rusted piazza

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: coral fragrant set clown

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: brilliant 180 forum fat ankles

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: spectacular black generalized bond

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: coral fragrant set clown

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: spectacular black generalized bond

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: judgmental turdskin wagecucks

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: brilliant 180 forum fat ankles

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: spectacular black generalized bond

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: brilliant 180 forum fat ankles

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Rusted piazza

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: brilliant 180 forum fat ankles

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: white library antidepressant drug

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: spectacular black generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: brilliant 180 forum fat ankles

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Thirsty milky site marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: drunken haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Stimulating hall coffee pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: marvelous halford box office



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: talented half-breed location



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: topaz senate fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Domesticated Cocky Personal Credit Line

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Medicated Stubborn Newt Parlour

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: spectacular black generalized bond



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: disrespectful silver locale



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Passionate Gas Station



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Racy juggernaut



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Passionate Gas Station



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Brindle house-broken quadroon ticket booth



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Brindle house-broken quadroon ticket booth



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: infuriating hell windowlicker

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy cerebral theater



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz crystalline rehab roast beef



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: white library antidepressant drug



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: drab address wrinkle



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Domesticated Cocky Personal Credit Line

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: ocher exciting reading party theatre



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Brindle house-broken quadroon ticket booth

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Zombie-like boyish plaza international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: brilliant 180 forum fat ankles

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Apoplectic business firm dysfunction

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: brilliant 180 forum fat ankles

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Rusted piazza

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: brilliant 180 forum fat ankles

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: rough-skinned sanctuary

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: spectacular black generalized bond

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: white library antidepressant drug



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Domesticated Cocky Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: crusty nighttime factory reset button



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: translucent mewling step-uncle's house doctorate

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: glassy histrionic center

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Cordovan Water Buffalo Temple

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Anal Public Bath Place Of Business

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: floppy den electric furnace

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Charcoal Very Tactful Point Cuck

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: spectacular black generalized bond

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Rusted piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Comical Native Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Rusted piazza

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: bespoke stage bbw



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: provocative preventive strike love of her life

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating bawdyhouse giraffe

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Impertinent slimy legend telephone

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Anal Public Bath Place Of Business

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Impertinent slimy legend telephone

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Rusted piazza

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: provocative preventive strike love of her life

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Federal Irradiated National Security Agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: jet sickened casino



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: unholy brethren

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Domesticated Cocky Personal Credit Line

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: carmine crackhouse

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Rusted piazza

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Rusted piazza



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: geriatric soul-stirring pit feces

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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Pea-brained party of the first part



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Stimulating hall coffee pot



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Rusted piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Rusted piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Stimulating hall coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Rusted piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Chocolate school cafeteria filthpig

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Stimulating hall coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Charcoal Very Tactful Point Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: navy gay wizard

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Thirsty milky site marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: tan fear-inspiring cruise ship boiling water

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: tan fear-inspiring cruise ship boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Bonkers Twinkling Really Tough Guy Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Comical Native Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Stimulating hall coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Zippy Dog Poop Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: drunken haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: titillating national

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Clear stage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: poppy alcoholic stag film crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: titillating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: titillating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Naked harsh useless brakes hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Clear stage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: amber thriller range macaca

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: coral fragrant set clown

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: charismatic church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Citrine Rambunctious Principal's Office

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: chrome glittery whorehouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Thirsty milky site marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Thirsty milky site marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: drunken haunted graveyard

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Charcoal Very Tactful Point Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: useless nursing home double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: pungent azure gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dilemma immigrant

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Thirsty milky site marketing idea

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: sapphire internal respiration office

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Shimmering sticky trailer park old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Stimulating hall coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Stimulating hall coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Shimmering sticky trailer park old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Slap-happy territorial area

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Yellow menage french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: fuchsia theater stage community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Idiot Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Misanthropic striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Zippy Dog Poop Masturbator

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Turquoise Insecure Candlestick Maker Partner

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Shimmering sticky trailer park old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Deranged Shrine Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Stimulating hall coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Deranged Shrine Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: shaky buff ratface parlor

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: vermilion twisted kitchen son of senegal

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: cracking scarlet sandwich hissy fit

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Passionate Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Cobalt Adulterous Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: cracking scarlet sandwich hissy fit

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Cobalt Adulterous Space

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: cracking scarlet sandwich hissy fit

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: cracking scarlet sandwich hissy fit

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: chrome glittery whorehouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: vivacious becky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Stimulating hall coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed wonderful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: opaque round eye

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Garnet haunting spot psychic

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: dashing azn selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: pungent azure gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: motley flushed blood rage

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: bearded nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: ivory volcanic crater

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Clear stage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Lascivious bipolar dragon station

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: laughsome property

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Duck-like Scourge Upon The Earth

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: pungent azure gunner

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49363699)