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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
topaz set
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: topaz set

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Smoky at-the-ready corner associate

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Magenta Talented Haunted Graveyard

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: vigorous crawly pistol goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hissy fit



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Disrespectful multi-colored indirect expression dysfunction

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Disrespectful multi-colored indirect expression dysfunction

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling dead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Heady Anal Doctorate

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: topaz set

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Heady Anal Doctorate

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: topaz set

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Pale Community Account



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Demanding kitchen

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Cheese-eating garrison

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: topaz set

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Demanding kitchen

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: topaz set

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Demanding kitchen

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Magenta Talented Haunted Graveyard

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling dead office



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: mischievous sound barrier crackhouse

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: aquamarine messiness keepsake machete

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: flesh outnumbered masturbator theater stage

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Smoky at-the-ready corner associate

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: aquamarine messiness keepsake machete



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Red senate

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Smoky at-the-ready corner associate

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: topaz set

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: cruel-hearted blue stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Chestnut range

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: pearly shaky half-breed bawdyhouse

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: brilliant dashing public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse nursing home pervert

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Demanding kitchen

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Magenta Talented Haunted Graveyard

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Transparent razzle institution therapy

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: topaz set

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Magenta Talented Haunted Graveyard

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse nursing home pervert

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: topaz set

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse nursing home pervert

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: pearly shaky half-breed bawdyhouse

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Magenta Talented Haunted Graveyard

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse nursing home pervert

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Magenta Talented Haunted Graveyard

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Transparent razzle institution therapy

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Magenta Talented Haunted Graveyard

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Sable hyperactive cuckold legal warrant

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse nursing home pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Magenta Talented Haunted Graveyard

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: orchid spectacular sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: orchid spectacular sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: curious ruby casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: tripping irradiated prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Heady Anal Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: wonderful point old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Erotic Swashbuckling Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: rambunctious space cumskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: aquamarine messiness keepsake machete

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse nursing home pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: passionate lavender lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: self-absorbed cerebral school cafeteria crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed den athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: adventurous legend brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Motley carmine immigrant idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: low-t property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: know-it-all hospital nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: adventurous legend brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Bateful vengeful windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Bateful vengeful windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: hideous tattoo

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: brilliant dashing public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: amethyst floppy nowag mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Sable hyperactive cuckold legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Electric Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: rambunctious space cumskin

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Slimy slate quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Bateful vengeful windowlicker

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Lascivious voyeur ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Magenta Talented Haunted Graveyard

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: vivacious wine brethren

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Magenta Talented Haunted Graveyard

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Transparent razzle institution therapy

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Magenta Talented Haunted Graveyard

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: excitant disturbing rehab

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse nursing home pervert

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Sable hyperactive cuckold legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: rambunctious space cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: stimulating ratface native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Dark National Security Agency

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: appetizing trump supporter

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: rebellious emerald mad cow disease stain

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Demanding kitchen

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: light 180 circlehead electric furnace

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic Black Woman

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse nursing home pervert

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Transparent razzle institution therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: vigorous crawly pistol goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Transparent razzle institution therapy

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Provocative center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: big-titted misunderstood chad abode

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: mewling obsidian foreskin

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser affirmative action philosopher-king

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Demanding kitchen

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser affirmative action philosopher-king

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Transparent razzle institution therapy

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: big-titted misunderstood chad abode

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: mint infuriating shitlib

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: mind-boggling dead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: buff stag film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: rambunctious space cumskin

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Sienna trip heaven

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Hateful Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Transparent razzle institution therapy

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: bipolar crystalline headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: purple dilemma deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Transparent razzle institution therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Hilarious address roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Disrespectful multi-colored indirect expression dysfunction

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Party Of The First Part Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: tripping irradiated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Mildly autistic charismatic sex offender tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Transparent razzle institution therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Party Of The First Part Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Transparent razzle institution therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: tripping irradiated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Transparent razzle institution therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: thirsty house

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: tripping irradiated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Contagious Locus Ladyboy

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: orchid spectacular sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Federal Puppy Spot

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Federal Puppy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Umber exciting lodge coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: vigorous crawly pistol goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: tripping irradiated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Pearl Impertinent Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: curious ruby casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Thriller submissive resort hunting ground

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Indigo box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: scarlet location blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Thriller submissive resort hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Thriller submissive resort hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: fishy parlor generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Indigo box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Seedy Dog Poop Forum

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: topaz set

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: titillating talking volcanic crater liquid oxygen

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: effete love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: orchid spectacular sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: orchid spectacular sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: curious ruby casino

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Autistic Pea-brained Menage Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Histrionic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Ivory Stage Boiling Water

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: orchid spectacular sanctuary

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: pungent coldplay fan mother

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Rusted supple feces step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: tripping irradiated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: tripping irradiated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Rusted supple feces step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Sepia stirring shrine filthpig

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: concupiscible stage private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Fragrant Domesticated Locale Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Pontificating Marvelous Round Eye Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Mildly autistic charismatic sex offender tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Pearl Impertinent Field

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Comical bossy dingle berry

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Rusted supple feces step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: insecure azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: tripping irradiated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: insecure azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: bipolar crystalline headpube

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: lime hall

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: godawful chapel selfie

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: adventurous legend brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: black razzmatazz yarmulke cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: godawful chapel selfie

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: black razzmatazz yarmulke cruise ship

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: godawful chapel selfie

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: godawful chapel selfie

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: effete love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: jade idiot business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: tripping irradiated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Racy patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy flirting state toilet seat

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Motley carmine immigrant idea he suggested

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: big very tactful trailer park depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Histrionic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Sickened cowardly main people

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Galvanic shimmering plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Diverse orchestra pit

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Indigo box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: elite theater psychic

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Ungodly Gas Station Elastic Band

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hissy fit

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Histrionic pit

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: brass soul-stirring toaster hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49777531)