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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: vigorous impertinent parlour hairy legs

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Boyish buck-toothed philosopher-king forum

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Boyish buck-toothed philosopher-king forum

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quispe_Sisa

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Mahogany Adulterous Set

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:34 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:58 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring canary step-uncle's house

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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: adventurous impressive cruise ship



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:55 AM
Author: alcoholic reading party point



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: Rusted Deer Antler



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Hideous embarrassed to the bone laser beams electric furnace

can't believe i read all of that

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Very Tactful Seedy Stain



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed church building stock car

moniker gold everywhere

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Lavender rigpig



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed church building stock car

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed church building stock car

greasy, grizzled, smoky little hair pie

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: tantric dragon affirmative action

Inuit Man

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Angry transparent black woman



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Date: August 31st, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: white spot scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:44 AM
Author: white spot scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: tantric dragon affirmative action

Those people didn't wash.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed church building stock car



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: racy puppy heaven



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: tantric dragon affirmative action

Traumatizing slime pit

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: pearl legal warrant striped hyena

prissy little 21st century shrewdood

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: Wild cowardly trailer park queen of the night



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: appetizing principal's office patrolman

indigenous hornballs

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Heady voyeur shitlib



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Self-centered house-broken stead coffee pot

hehe

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: adventurous impressive cruise ship



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: stimulating library

well, uh, damn...

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: curious iridescent ape

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Ocher vivacious athletic conference private investor

twist: they didn't have fags.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: Soul-stirring canary step-uncle's house

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Ocher vivacious athletic conference private investor

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Razzle Snowy Associate Senate

link?

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Chapel

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Olive aphrodisiac whorehouse organic girlfriend



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Ocher vivacious athletic conference private investor

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: exciting coldplay fan business firm

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: talking well-lubricated nibblets

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Zombie-like Resort Candlestick Maker



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: curious iridescent ape

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: amber french chef sanctuary

what is best in life?

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: cheese-eating glassy lettuce house

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Boyish buck-toothed philosopher-king forum



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: Nudist bonkers field

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Lavender rigpig



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Godawful bat shit crazy fanboi

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: talking well-lubricated nibblets

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: amethyst faggotry

life doesn't get better than this

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: histrionic out-of-control travel guidebook main people

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: fighting dilemma dysfunction



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: hyperactive indian lodge

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: tantric dragon affirmative action

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Frisky Floppy Persian Antidepressant Drug



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Lascivious hall toilet seat

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: talking well-lubricated nibblets

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Lascivious hall toilet seat

*dry heaves*

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly space

Lmao

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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Glittery headpube

Definitely something to ponder for the day

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Sick azure factory reset button theatre

moar pls.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz metal idiot

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: Trip jap

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Lascivious hall toilet seat

great poast tyft.

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: big bespoke useless brakes regret



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: exciting coldplay fan business firm



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: amber french chef sanctuary

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Lavender rigpig

180

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: charismatic vermilion range

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Green Doobsian Knife Stag Film



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth Party Of The First Part

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Flatulent codepig prole

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: pearl legal warrant striped hyena



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Overrated theater stage mood



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:30 AM
Author: Ruby Cuckoldry



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Odious naked windowlicker indirect expression



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Flatulent codepig prole

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Beady-eyed church building stock car

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Ocher vivacious athletic conference private investor

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed church building stock car



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: Orchid big-titted den



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Olive aphrodisiac whorehouse organic girlfriend

180

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: amber french chef sanctuary

homeric

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: amber french chef sanctuary

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: amber french chef sanctuary

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: burgundy love of her life



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: Mauve mind-boggling circlehead

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Zombie-like Resort Candlestick Maker

FLAME

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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: Mauve mind-boggling circlehead

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth Party Of The First Part

And when u get home u realize u stink

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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: cerebral smoky quadroon parlor



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed church building stock car



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: aquamarine preventive strike sandwich

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: bistre bat-shit-crazy tank

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: costumed station

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: deep stage boltzmann

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed church building stock car

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: insecure masturbator

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Beady-eyed church building stock car

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33036103)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hissy fit office

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: Shaky stage

Still the CR mindframe

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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: bipolar site rigor



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: vigorous impertinent parlour hairy legs



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: citrine galvanic gas station



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Hilarious pocket flask

Nasty, brutish, short

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Irradiated nubile cumskin brethren



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Bisexual famous landscape painting



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: Excitant coiffed death wish



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: histrionic out-of-control travel guidebook main people

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: talented plum base



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: adventurous impressive cruise ship



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: gold digit ratio tanning salon

one of the top posts of 2017

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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: adventurous impressive cruise ship

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: thirsty haunted graveyard

Yes

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Wild cowardly trailer park queen of the night



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: high-end ultramarine center

A classic.

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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: vigorous impertinent parlour hairy legs



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: Aggressive goyim filthpig



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: alcoholic reading party point



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Crusty Casino Therapy



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Olive aphrodisiac whorehouse organic girlfriend



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: pearl legal warrant striped hyena



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: jet area



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser foreskin



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: vigorous impertinent parlour hairy legs



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: vigorous impertinent parlour hairy legs



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: tantric dragon affirmative action

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Walnut new version

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41587322)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: Flesh motley hell

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: talented plum base



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: amber french chef sanctuary

(slack jawed faggot)

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: Nudist bonkers field

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: Flesh motley hell

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: vigorous impertinent parlour hairy legs



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: rambunctious abode azn

I really like it here

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Wild cowardly trailer park queen of the night



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: vigorous impertinent parlour hairy legs

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: nighttime institution place of business

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: alcoholic reading party point

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Wild cowardly trailer park queen of the night

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Internet-worthy Locus Becky

180

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Walnut new version

GOAT

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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: awkward wonderful theater trust fund



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: Violet stirring lodge

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: talking well-lubricated nibblets

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43928524)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: Vibrant public bath

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: Tripping hominid cuckold



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath

https://ibb.co/dByRswK

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: comical lay



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Learning disabled elastic band



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Chrome milk

fucking finally someone bumped this

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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: appetizing principal's office patrolman

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Cream garrison national security agency

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45255969)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: vigorous impertinent parlour hairy legs



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: white spot scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: Blue Fiercely-loyal Home



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: costumed station



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: white spot scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Zombie-like Resort Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: Sienna Piazza Telephone

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: Cracking maize yarmulke school cafeteria



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like Resort Candlestick Maker



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: alcoholic reading party point



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: Drab laughsome address



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: demanding ceo locale



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: white spot scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle geriatric location

this was pre-gpt poasting

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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: alcoholic reading party point



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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Unholy Dashing Liquid Oxygen Shrine

I fucked a legit African tribeswoman in Tanzania once, her pussy had a peculiar smell for sure but tbh it was not as bad as your average American white shrew’s

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