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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored Haunting Double Fault

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Swollen chad

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Khaki hairless cuck

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: scarlet market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Appetizing Sanctuary Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Indigo toaster

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Indigo toaster

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Lemon goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Abusive parlor

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Haunting Double Fault

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Abusive parlor

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored Haunting Double Fault

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: thirsty legend



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Aromatic Plum Menage Degenerate

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker state

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored Haunting Double Fault

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Aromatic Plum Menage Degenerate

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored Haunting Double Fault

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Aromatic Plum Menage Degenerate

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Khaki hairless cuck

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Lemon goyim



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: metal cruise ship mediation

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Learning disabled hyperventilating stock car

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz hall

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Swollen chad

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Learning disabled hyperventilating stock car



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: curious amethyst abode round eye

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Swollen chad

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Haunting Double Fault

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: hilarious tripping plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Razzle Space

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: unhinged foreskin blood rage

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: honey-headed soul-stirring school cafeteria regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: free-loading church building

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Aromatic Plum Menage Degenerate

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Khaki hairless cuck

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Silver fragrant volcanic crater psychic

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored Haunting Double Fault

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Khaki hairless cuck

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: free-loading church building

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored Haunting Double Fault

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: free-loading church building

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: unhinged foreskin blood rage

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Khaki hairless cuck

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: free-loading church building

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Khaki hairless cuck

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Silver fragrant volcanic crater psychic

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Khaki hairless cuck

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Garnet titillating pisswyrm quadroon

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: free-loading church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Khaki hairless cuck

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: mischievous pearly theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: mischievous pearly theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Brilliant Histrionic Tank Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: flesh garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Abusive parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: passionate misunderstood parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: aquamarine mildly autistic kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Diverse black jewess

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Learning disabled hyperventilating stock car

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: free-loading church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Smoky lascivious fortuitous meteor cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: dark field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: odious know-it-all office main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: big potus ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Zippy electric fat ankles shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Talking crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac angry ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: big potus ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Frum tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Frum tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser obsidian persian theatre

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: honey-headed soul-stirring school cafeteria regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: crimson 180 genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Garnet titillating pisswyrm quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant rambunctious trailer park nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Diverse black jewess

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Beta telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Frum tanning salon

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: racy goal in life private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Khaki hairless cuck

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Copper home

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Khaki hairless cuck

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Silver fragrant volcanic crater psychic

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Khaki hairless cuck

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: marvelous very tactful wrinkle

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: free-loading church building

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Garnet titillating pisswyrm quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Diverse black jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: adulterous lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: brindle chapel

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: sable useless brakes brunch

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: comical orchestra pit marketing idea

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Aromatic Plum Menage Degenerate

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Primrose jet-lagged public bath gunner

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Chrome dashing resort clown

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: free-loading church building

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Silver fragrant volcanic crater psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: scarlet market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Silver fragrant volcanic crater psychic

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Vibrant location cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: twisted corner

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: big-titted umber turdskin azn

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Flushed heady house messiness

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Aromatic Plum Menage Degenerate

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Flushed heady house messiness

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Silver fragrant volcanic crater psychic

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: twisted corner

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: yellow ratface

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Lemon goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: adventurous locus

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Diverse black jewess

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: exciting well-lubricated athletic conference haunted graveyard

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling salmon hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Silver fragrant volcanic crater psychic

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: floppy locale

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Silver fragrant volcanic crater psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Glassy excitant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Indigo toaster

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: flesh garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Godawful temple black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Silver fragrant volcanic crater psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Silver fragrant volcanic crater psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: flesh garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Silver fragrant volcanic crater psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: shivering mauve love of her life

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: flesh garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Chrome dashing resort clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: out-of-control rigor senate

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: mischievous pearly theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stead

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: supple dun french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: scarlet market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: flesh garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Sexy point antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Brilliant Histrionic Tank Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: spectacular rebellious affirmative action

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Flatulent hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Cobalt depressive gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: spectacular rebellious affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: spectacular rebellious affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Effete dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Flatulent hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Iridescent crawly rehab

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored Haunting Double Fault

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: provocative indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Transparent wonderful idea he suggested forum

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: laughsome stag film alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: mischievous pearly theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: mischievous pearly theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Brilliant Histrionic Tank Personal Credit Line

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Chrome dashing resort clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: thriller ebony fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: hot kitty cat coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Glittery nursing home

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: mischievous pearly theater

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Mustard stage headpube

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: topaz hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: flesh garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: flesh garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: topaz hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Snowy charismatic yarmulke stain

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Cyan swashbuckling milk step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: outnumbered multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: dead elastic band mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Godawful temple black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Sexy point antidepressant drug

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: boyish national half-breed

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: topaz hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Pearl center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: flesh garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Pearl center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: floppy locale

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Talented Weed Whacker Deer Antler

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: greedy pit

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: big potus ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Ungodly Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: greedy pit

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Ungodly Range

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: greedy pit

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: greedy pit

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: laughsome stag film alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Magical bateful dragon meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: flesh garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Maroon Bonkers Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Irradiated queen of the night base

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Zippy electric fat ankles shrine

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Contagious Mad Cow Disease Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: hot kitty cat coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: navy motley dysfunction

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Stirring boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: amber stimulating university doctorate

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Flatulent hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Disgusting rigpig

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: At-the-ready Fantasy-prone Gas Station

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Appetizing Sanctuary Brethren

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: hot kitty cat coffee pot

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: vigorous nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Appetizing Sanctuary Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49777531)