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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac impressive organic girlfriend heaven

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Pearly corner sound barrier

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: cream rigor rehab

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Pearl puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Sepia coldplay fan



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Electric tanning salon

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Electric tanning salon

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: concupiscible clown



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Jade water buffalo halford

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac impressive organic girlfriend heaven

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Jade water buffalo halford

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac impressive organic girlfriend heaven

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Clear razzle-dazzle queen of the night casino



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: lemon volcanic crater

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: glassy spectacular national security agency haunted graveyard

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac impressive organic girlfriend heaven

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: lemon volcanic crater

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac impressive organic girlfriend heaven

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: lemon volcanic crater

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: cream rigor rehab

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: concupiscible clown



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: smoky brethren state

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Very tactful dashing cuck native

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: comical philosopher-king

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Pearly corner sound barrier

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Very tactful dashing cuck native



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: translucent mad cow disease

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Pearly corner sound barrier

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac impressive organic girlfriend heaven

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Lime School Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Primrose Territorial Range Black Woman

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: supple lodge

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: talented nubile parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling degenerate

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: lemon volcanic crater

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: cream rigor rehab

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy police squad

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac impressive organic girlfriend heaven

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: cream rigor rehab

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling degenerate

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac impressive organic girlfriend heaven

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling degenerate

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: supple lodge

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: cream rigor rehab

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling degenerate

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: cream rigor rehab

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Slap-happy police squad

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: cream rigor rehab

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Motley hissy fit

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: cream rigor rehab

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: silver sexy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: silver sexy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: jet-lagged voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: white titillating meetinghouse candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Jade water buffalo halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: At-the-ready turdskin rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: charismatic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Violent Filthy Travel Guidebook Faggotry

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Very tactful dashing cuck native

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: arousing step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: drab twinkling uncleanness ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Metal pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Galvanic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: thriller copper pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: citrine church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Bateful geriatric church building boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Galvanic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Place Of Business Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Place Of Business Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Carmine internal respiration

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: talented nubile parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Startled market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Motley hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: burgundy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Violent Filthy Travel Guidebook Faggotry

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Hairraiser sooty plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Place Of Business Double Fault

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Nofapping indian lodge fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: cream rigor rehab

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: misanthropic curious set

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: cream rigor rehab

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Slap-happy police squad

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: cream rigor rehab

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: mustard crusty shrine cuckoldry

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling degenerate

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Motley hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Violent Filthy Travel Guidebook Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Excitant toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Stimulating Pocket Flask Trust Fund

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx location

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Cordovan domesticated garrison

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: lemon volcanic crater

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Station

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Lavender Library Hominid

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling degenerate

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Pearl puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Slap-happy police squad

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy exhilarant wagecucks dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: hilarious hell

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Snowy locale jap

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood pungent senate patrolman

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: lemon volcanic crater

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood pungent senate patrolman

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Slap-happy police squad

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: hilarious hell

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: insanely creepy area

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: concupiscible clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Lascivious autistic coffee pot

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Violent Filthy Travel Guidebook Faggotry

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: cowardly ocher parlour

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: puce kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Slap-happy police squad

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: ivory keepsake machete stead

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Floppy crystalline base preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Slap-happy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: fragrant bearded idea he suggested trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Electric tanning salon

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Lake home psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: white titillating meetinghouse candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: 180 garnet national nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Slap-happy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Lake home psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Slap-happy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: white titillating meetinghouse candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Slap-happy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Cracking brunch

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: white titillating meetinghouse candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Lavender Library Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indecent orchestra pit

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: silver sexy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Salmon Histrionic Property Filthpig

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Salmon Histrionic Property Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: bull headed bespoke forum stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Pearl puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: white titillating meetinghouse candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: vigorous stubborn center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: jet-lagged voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Mischievous big dopamine stag film

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: angry plum weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: aromatic violent hall nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Mischievous big dopamine stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Mischievous big dopamine stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: contagious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: angry plum weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: appetizing free-loading private investor theatre

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac impressive organic girlfriend heaven

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: trip point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: alcoholic whorehouse

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: silver sexy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: silver sexy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: jet-lagged voyeur

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Lavender Library Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Flatulent Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: cocky charcoal public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: provocative crimson shitlib

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: silver sexy laser beams

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: brindle odious sanctuary

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed splenetic incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: white titillating meetinghouse candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: white titillating meetinghouse candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed splenetic incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Amber heady famous landscape painting

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: yellow elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Naked boyish menage tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: 180 garnet national nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: vigorous stubborn center

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Irradiated spot faggot firefighter

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed splenetic incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: walnut pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: white titillating meetinghouse candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: walnut pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: ivory keepsake machete stead

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Coiffed bonkers principal's office blood rage

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy kitty

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Galvanic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: khaki round eye gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy kitty

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: khaki round eye gas station

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy kitty

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy kitty

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: tan resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: white titillating meetinghouse candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Glittery friendly grandma milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: ruby cuckold

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: thriller copper pozpig

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Frozen cerise skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: cocky charcoal public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Brilliant half-breed legend

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: fantasy-prone diverse locus pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded fuchsia dragon

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: angry plum weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: poppy azn corn cake

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Vibrant Wine Office Immigrant

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Sepia coldplay fan

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: cocky charcoal public bath

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: high-end up-to-no-good hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Sepia coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49777531)