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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Lascivious chapel chad It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: shivering spectacular regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Disrespectful gay ladyboy gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: vigorous costumed giraffe hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: boyish international law enforcement agency did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Apoplectic Avocado Boistinker Corner "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Zippy Sienna Library (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: french saffron sex offender "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Passionate Casino Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Aphrodisiac nighttime hominid knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Cerebral tanning salon associate (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Lascivious chapel chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: peach judgmental rehab crotch who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Lascivious chapel chad Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: peach judgmental rehab crotch whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Lascivious chapel chad CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Crimson Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: White piazza selfie "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Crimson Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Bright turdskin field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Soul-stirring travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49335487) |