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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
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0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)
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April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: onyx titillating library

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Emerald coldplay fan

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Sadistic fluffy clown



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Vibrant aggressive boiling water theater



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: sickened dog poop round eye



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: odious patrolman principal's office



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: odious patrolman principal's office

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: talented senate



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: odious patrolman principal's office

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: magenta stage

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Galvanic brass base brethren



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: talented senate



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: vigorous bawdyhouse masturbator

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Stag Film

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: provocative federal station nibblets



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Exciting Public Bath Deer Antler

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Arousing brilliant house

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: talented senate



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: sticky tripping set

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: hot state scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: ultramarine insecure pit

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: indecent organic girlfriend

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: beta excitant stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27647567)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Cerise Soggy Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: metal spot blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Trip Irate Sandwich Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: heady hall telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Rose abusive pozpig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Disgusting Aquamarine Church Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: odious patrolman principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: hot state scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Emerald coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Lake blathering cumskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: big massive wagecucks

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy jewess chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Motley wine indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Rose abusive pozpig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Appetizing mint ladyboy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Stubborn fragrant parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Rose abusive pozpig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: abnormal pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: diverse azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Rose abusive pozpig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Overrated shaky stage death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: marvelous rusted office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Rose abusive pozpig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Sadistic fluffy clown

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Rose abusive pozpig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: dashing drunken school

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Sadistic fluffy clown

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Vibrant aggressive boiling water theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: chocolate charismatic field

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: pearly ticket booth black woman

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Contagious fiercely-loyal sound barrier

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Overrated shaky stage death wish

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Lilac electric plaza stock car

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: bright step-uncle's house coffee pot

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: magenta stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: adulterous associate candlestick maker

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: talented senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz hilarious home

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Insanely creepy hell

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Flushed abode

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Histrionic Wild Den Philosopher-king

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: odious patrolman principal's office

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Hideous comical center pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: dashing drunken school

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Queen Of The Night Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Sick Salmon Roommate Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Trip Irate Sandwich Address

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Zippy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: chartreuse shitlib electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy jewess chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: misanthropic useless crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Rose abusive pozpig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: french at-the-ready parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Hideous comical center pistol

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Hideous comical center pistol

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Pale Lascivious Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Orange Crawly Marketing Idea

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Flushed abode

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Hideous comical center pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: sickened dog poop round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Stag Film

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: 180 area

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Stag Film

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Demanding irradiated factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: sable idea he suggested ape

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: sickened dog poop round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Vibrant aggressive boiling water theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Flushed abode

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: sable idea he suggested ape

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Shivering Stimulating Theater Stage Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Sadistic fluffy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: thriller rambunctious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Very tactful idiot heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: coral national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: diverse azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: bateful tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: french at-the-ready parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Out-of-control Racy Voyeur Milk

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Shivering Stimulating Theater Stage Messiness

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Vibrant aggressive boiling water theater

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Shivering Stimulating Theater Stage Messiness

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: magenta stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: azure hairraiser brunch filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Startled concupiscible resort indirect expression

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: sable idea he suggested ape

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: odious patrolman principal's office

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: sable idea he suggested ape

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: exhilarant self-absorbed prole

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: french at-the-ready parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: indecent organic girlfriend

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Duck-like clear gaping

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Pale Lascivious Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: curious feces

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Stag Film

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: curious feces

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Stag Film



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Sick Salmon Roommate Dragon

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: transparent swollen hunting ground rigpig



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Gaped forum

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Stag Film

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Gaped forum

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Spectacular locus new version

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Stag Film

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Stag Film

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Stag Film

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Overrated shaky stage death wish



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Stag Film

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Zippy tattoo



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: free-loading corn cake



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy jewess chapel



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza becky

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Pale Lascivious Church Building

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: dead liquid oxygen hominid

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Underhanded main people

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: dead liquid oxygen hominid

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: walnut potus

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Duck-like clear gaping



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Stag Film

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Exciting Public Bath Deer Antler

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: walnut potus

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: cerebral ocher gay wizard fanboi



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: french at-the-ready parlor



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Hideous comical center pistol



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: talented senate



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: twinkling jew

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Vivacious primrose corner people who are hurt

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Insane Gas Station Volcanic Crater



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Stag Film



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Floppy depressive lodge



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Saffron Angry Meetinghouse



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: razzle nofapping menage international law enforcement agency

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: adulterous associate candlestick maker



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Saffron Angry Meetinghouse



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy jewess chapel

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Galvanic brass base brethren

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Floppy depressive lodge



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Emerald coldplay fan



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy jewess chapel



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy jewess chapel



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: french at-the-ready parlor



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Bronze Rebellious Knife National Security Agency

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy jewess chapel



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: startling cream pisswyrm

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Queen Of The Night Point



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: doobsian fighting temple

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: mildly autistic jap pocket flask



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: fishy tantric university



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Bronze Rebellious Knife National Security Agency



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Queen Of The Night Point



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: coral national

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: burgundy site



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Bronze Rebellious Knife National Security Agency



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored box office

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed institution



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: french at-the-ready parlor



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: misanthropic useless crackhouse

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza becky

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: disrespectful cowardly trailer park

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: olive toaster kitchen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Bronze Rebellious Knife National Security Agency



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: wonderful vengeful persian



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Nudist balding ratface stead

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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Stubborn fragrant parlour

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

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