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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: talking insane alpha

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: hairraiser sexy boistinker library

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling telephone resort

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: racy navy wagecucks hairy legs



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Rebellious point trust fund

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: odious tan shitlib idea he suggested



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: free-loading national goyim



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: racy navy wagecucks hairy legs

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: know-it-all mexican

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Azure Marketing Idea Stage

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: greedy principal's office feces

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: talking insane alpha

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: fantasy-prone trailer park

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: talking insane alpha



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: odious tan shitlib idea he suggested



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: razzle brindle preventive strike



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: talking insane alpha



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: fantasy-prone trailer park



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: talking insane alpha

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Bateful chapel keepsake machete



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: charismatic indigo church building dysfunction



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: soggy unholy faggot firefighter orchestra pit



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: stubborn indirect expression



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: hairraiser sexy boistinker library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: idiotic selfie native

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: orange aromatic pozpig

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Slate Sanctuary Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: orange aromatic pozpig

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Nudist immigrant

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Mewling exciting community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: fantasy-prone trailer park

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: appetizing green mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Splenetic Generalized Bond Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: walnut stead incel

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Contagious offensive digit ratio

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: indecent exhilarant blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Supple very tactful friendly grandma

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Boyish Jap Circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: vigorous spot roast beef

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Bateful chapel keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: big alcoholic ape

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Pungent cruise ship philosopher-king

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: massive antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: walnut stead incel

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: vigorous spot roast beef

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: walnut stead incel

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: talking insane alpha

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: walnut stead incel

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: talking insane alpha

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: walnut stead incel

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: talking insane alpha

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: talking insane alpha

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Supple very tactful friendly grandma

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: trip ebony faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Supple very tactful friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: vigorous spot roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Floppy angry potus theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: flirting indian lodge mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Bright field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible corn cake liquid oxygen

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Scarlet Cerebral Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: talking insane alpha

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: seedy vibrant sex offender

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: talking insane alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: seedy vibrant sex offender

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: talking insane alpha

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: trip ebony faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: hairraiser sexy boistinker library

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: trip ebony faggotry

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: odious tan shitlib idea he suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: heady roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: filthy tanning salon gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Sienna bossy haunted graveyard messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: filthy tanning salon gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: smoky pontificating base depressive

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: talking insane alpha

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: motley fuchsia quadroon ceo

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: smoky pontificating base depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: motley fuchsia quadroon ceo

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Cracking Orchid Rehab

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: razzle brindle preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: talking insane alpha

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: motley fuchsia quadroon ceo

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Blathering bipolar parlor pistol

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: talking insane alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Azure Marketing Idea Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Slimy station pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: massive antidepressant drug

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: hideous volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Bonkers startled coldplay fan

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: violent box office

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Amber area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: talking insane alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Bright field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: laughsome pearl university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: stubborn indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: electric deep center hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: lascivious canary hell black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: appetizing green mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: violent box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: talking insane alpha

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: laughsome pearl university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Mustard bawdyhouse

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: talking insane alpha

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: talking insane alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: talking insane alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: maize spectacular range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: electric deep center hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Supple very tactful friendly grandma

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Blathering bipolar parlor pistol

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: domesticated forum elastic band

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: maize spectacular range

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Contagious offensive digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Nudist immigrant

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Maniacal kitty cat

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: walnut stead incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: wonderful pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Excitant sick public bath doctorate

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Supple very tactful friendly grandma

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: talking insane alpha

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Azure Marketing Idea Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: idiotic selfie native

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: talking insane alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Topaz water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Overrated Flushed Party Of The First Part Organic Girlfriend

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: walnut stead incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Peach Fortuitous Meteor

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Topaz water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Contagious offensive digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: jet hot dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: jet hot dopamine

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Slimy station pocket flask

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: fantasy-prone trailer park

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: vigorous spot roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: coral whorehouse dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: trip ebony faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Contagious offensive digit ratio

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: hideous volcanic crater

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Maniacal kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: electric deep center hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Sienna bossy haunted graveyard messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Topaz water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: electric deep center hissy fit

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: indecent exhilarant blood rage

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: white nofapping partner rigpig

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Opaque Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: disrespectful church macaca

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: electric deep center hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Brilliant Histrionic Yarmulke Theatre

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Disturbing abusive affirmative action lodge

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Contagious offensive digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: vigorous spot roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: shimmering nibblets sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: dashing kink-friendly garrison bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: fantasy-prone trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: violent box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Overrated Flushed Party Of The First Part Organic Girlfriend

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: talking insane alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Talented Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: heady roommate



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Sienna bossy haunted graveyard messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: zippy site psychic

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Nudist immigrant

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: fragrant thirsty house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: fragrant thirsty house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Azure Marketing Idea Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: vigorous spot roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: hairraiser sexy boistinker library



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: fighting associate factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: talking insane alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: talking insane alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: vigorous spot roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Aqua Regret School

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Aqua Regret School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Buff dilemma

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Aqua Regret School

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Aqua Regret School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Maniacal kitty cat

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Aqua Regret School

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Maniacal kitty cat

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Azure Marketing Idea Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Arousing Avocado Voyeur

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Aqua Regret School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: hairraiser sexy boistinker library



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: hairraiser sexy boistinker library

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: trip ebony faggotry

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: curious piazza milk

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: charismatic indigo church building dysfunction

not a single person copied it?

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Aqua Regret School

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Aqua Regret School

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: charismatic indigo church building dysfunction



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Aqua Regret School



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Aqua Regret School



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: filthy tanning salon gaping

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Aqua Regret School



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: hateful puce hospital



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Hilarious twinkling uncleanness kitchen

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: adventurous gaming laptop striped hyena



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
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i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
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Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: heady roommate

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
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My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
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