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Found a way to rage bait foreigners. Watching WC at a bar, yell "JUST BOOT IT!"

Over and over again. No way you're leaving that bar with...
Fantasy-prone National Mexican
  06/16/26
you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supp...
Aphrodisiac Nowag Address
  06/16/26
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Fantasy-prone National Mexican
  06/16/26
you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take
Aphrodisiac Nowag Address
  06/16/26
it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game
hairless becky
  06/16/26
IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIK...
outnumbered magical jewess
  06/16/26
"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY...
umber godawful mad-dog skullcap regret
  06/16/26
The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.
Fantasy-prone National Mexican
  06/16/26
One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of ...
beady-eyed faggotry
  06/16/26
Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goa...
flatulent marvelous rehab legal warrant
  06/16/26
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umber godawful mad-dog skullcap regret
  06/16/26
i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he...
stimulating amethyst weed whacker
  06/16/26
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beady-eyed faggotry
  06/16/26
also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an ent...
Aphrodisiac Nowag Address
  06/16/26
I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someon...
outnumbered magical jewess
  06/16/26
This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros
learning disabled piazza volcanic crater
  06/16/26
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beady-eyed faggotry
  06/16/26
one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL p...
stimulating amethyst weed whacker
  06/16/26
Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?
thriller metal senate
  06/16/26
WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM ...
umber godawful mad-dog skullcap regret
  06/16/26
Ties are really faggy.
federal yapping preventive strike therapy
  06/16/26
8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- in...
thriller metal senate
  06/16/26
where tf is bloodacre btw
sooty nighttime heaven community account
  06/16/26
BW3s
federal yapping preventive strike therapy
  06/17/26
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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone National Mexican

Over and over again.

No way you're leaving that bar without chucking knucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941959)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Nowag Address

you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supposed to actually try to score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941962)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone National Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941976)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Nowag Address

you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941994)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: hairless becky

it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941997)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: outnumbered magical jewess

IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIKE TAKING A NOSE DIVE BECAUSE SOMEONE TOUCHED YOUR JERSEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942078)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: umber godawful mad-dog skullcap regret

"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!?!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941987)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone National Mexican

The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942002)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed faggotry

One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of the things we're working on are: (1) taking a good shot when you have one, rather than trying to manufacture a great shot and (2) putting the ball in the middle of the field for your teammates, instead of trying to dribble around a bunch of defenders to create a great shot--that is unlikely to come to fruition--for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942007)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: flatulent marvelous rehab legal warrant

Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goal a game from all over the field. Block the goalie's view with guys on shoulders, forming a circle around the ball as its dribbled downfield, etc. Lots of low hanging fruit here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942018)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: umber godawful mad-dog skullcap regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942019)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: stimulating amethyst weed whacker

i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he was a standout soccer player in high school and was recruited for college soccer.

anyway, some famous soccer player was asking Ripken about his playing style and Ripken said he was always ready to take a good shot on goal. the player asked what Ripken considered a good shot and Ripken laughed and said "anything within 50 yards was a good shot for me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942056)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942099)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Nowag Address

also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an entire bench sitting there with faggy vests never seeing any action. get one or two of them to be the team instigators and put them in to fuck with the other team if you're fighting an uphill battle like paragay was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942072)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: outnumbered magical jewess

I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someone explain like I'm 40?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942081)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: learning disabled piazza volcanic crater

This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942037)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942001)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: stimulating amethyst weed whacker

one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL players had played soccer, the US would be better than the rest of the world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942041)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: thriller metal senate

Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942045)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: umber godawful mad-dog skullcap regret

WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM

ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942050)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: federal yapping preventive strike therapy

Ties are really faggy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942077)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: thriller metal senate

8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- including a 0-0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942082)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: sooty nighttime heaven community account

where tf is bloodacre btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49942367)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: federal yapping preventive strike therapy

BW3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49943528)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: sooty nighttime heaven community account

🇺🇸🫡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49944067)