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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
tell me
Drab aphrodisiac toaster parlour
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
lol tyft
mischievous exhilarant mood
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Thriller smoky house potus
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Beta Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Abusive lemon school cafeteria
  05/12/15
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razzle topaz mexican giraffe
  05/12/15
so underrated
Cyan disgusting hunting ground
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odious useless stag film
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frum hairraiser organic girlfriend
  03/31/18
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  07/18/18
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Bateful gaping
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twinkling sickened rigpig
  12/16/21
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  02/16/23
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rebellious tanning salon
  12/11/24
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violent trailer park
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Lavender philosopher-king public bath
  08/12/25
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grizzly talking senate
  08/12/25
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violent trailer park
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Chrome institution
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Free-loading degenerate persian
  08/14/13
lmao
Drab aphrodisiac toaster parlour
  05/12/15
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Histrionic black woman yarmulke
  12/11/24
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rebellious tanning salon
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Chrome institution
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
misanthropic theatre
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mischievous exhilarant mood
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
heady light friendly grandma
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
rofl
Drab aphrodisiac toaster parlour
  08/14/13
180
twinkling sickened rigpig
  08/14/13
rofl
Judgmental excitant business firm scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Well-lubricated stage headpube
  08/14/13
lol
titillating site
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Deep stimulating center
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odious useless stag film
  03/10/14
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Rose Home Police Squad
  03/24/21
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anal vermilion son of senegal legal warrant
  02/16/23
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Lavender philosopher-king public bath
  08/12/25
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hyperactive bearded point
  08/14/13
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mischievous exhilarant mood
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hyperactive bearded point
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Free-loading degenerate persian
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
hyperactive bearded point
  08/14/13
best of thread
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
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Swollen psychic
  08/14/13
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rebellious tanning salon
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
rebellious tanning salon
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
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mischievous exhilarant mood
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
silver circlehead genital piercing
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mischievous exhilarant mood
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
mischievous exhilarant mood
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
abnormal wonderful lodge legend
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Free-loading degenerate persian
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Contagious house-broken sanctuary
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Drab aphrodisiac toaster parlour
  08/14/13
180
soggy 180 rehab
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big locale
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Deep stimulating center
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silver circlehead genital piercing
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Abusive lemon school cafeteria
  01/19/16
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frum hairraiser organic girlfriend
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Contagious house-broken sanctuary
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Swollen psychic
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Swollen psychic
  08/14/13
lol
nighttime slate area
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
hyperactive bearded point
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
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Swollen psychic
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
startling pozpig location
  08/14/13
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opaque splenetic ticket booth kitty cat
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
hyperactive bearded point
  08/14/13
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aggressive pocket flask
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
silver circlehead genital piercing
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Swollen psychic
  08/14/13
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Apoplectic Vivacious National Gay Wizard
  09/11/13
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Apoplectic Vivacious National Gay Wizard
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Rose Home Police Squad
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Swollen psychic
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Swollen psychic
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Buck-toothed gold corner
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Glittery hall
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
heady light friendly grandma
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
heady light friendly grandma
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
twinkling sickened rigpig
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
big-titted pink factory reset button
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Mind-boggling dark box office fanboi
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Swollen psychic
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Glittery hall
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Buck-toothed gold corner
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
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Shivering Yellow Milk Church
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Glittery hall
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Glittery hall
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Glittery hall
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Glittery hall
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Glittery hall
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Glittery hall
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
mischievous exhilarant mood
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
mischievous exhilarant mood
  08/14/13
whatever
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
boyish purple mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Swollen psychic
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
hyperactive bearded point
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
lol
soggy 180 rehab
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
180
twinkling sickened rigpig
  08/14/13
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Erotic rough-skinned selfie azn
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
hyperactive bearded point
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
galvanic forum pistol
  08/14/13
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galvanic forum pistol
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
twinkling sickened rigpig
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
twinkling sickened rigpig
  08/14/13
lol tyft
mischievous exhilarant mood
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
mischievous exhilarant mood
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
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chocolate nubile weed whacker codepig
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
soggy 180 rehab
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Irradiated Church Building Cuck
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
cracking lime shrine athletic conference
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
twinkling sickened rigpig
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
twinkling sickened rigpig
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Swollen psychic
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
twinkling sickened rigpig
  08/14/13
165
Honey-headed abode
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
lmao
mischievous exhilarant mood
  08/14/13
...
Shivering Yellow Milk Church
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
ultramarine multi-colored faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
nofapping new version address
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
silver circlehead genital piercing
  08/14/13
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galvanic forum pistol
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
Pics?
Aromatic indian lodge private investor
  08/14/13
link?
Histrionic black woman yarmulke
  08/17/13
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Drab aphrodisiac toaster parlour
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Pearl Hell Really Tough Guy
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
internet-worthy stirring affirmative action
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Swollen psychic
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
dead library indirect expression
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Out-of-control Cuckoldry Famous Landscape Painting
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Out-of-control Cuckoldry Famous Landscape Painting
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Out-of-control Cuckoldry Famous Landscape Painting
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
bespoke parlor french chef
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Spectacular cocky goal in life theater stage
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Out-of-control Cuckoldry Famous Landscape Painting
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
French nibblets ceo
  08/14/13
Underrated
Honey-headed abode
  08/15/13
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odious useless stag film
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Spectacular cocky goal in life theater stage
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
French nibblets ceo
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Sienna Marvelous Base Haunted Graveyard
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Swollen psychic
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Razzmatazz insanely creepy meetinghouse
  08/14/13
lol
titillating site
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Razzmatazz insanely creepy meetinghouse
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
titillating site
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Razzmatazz insanely creepy meetinghouse
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Spectacular cocky goal in life theater stage
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
passionate property
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Buck-toothed gold corner
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Flushed chapel sound barrier
  08/14/13
180
haunting stubborn gaming laptop locus
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
titillating site
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Deep stimulating center
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
titillating site
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greedy vigorous crotch international law enforcement agency
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bull headed station half-breed
  08/14/13
180
Out-of-control Cuckoldry Famous Landscape Painting
  08/14/13
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French nibblets ceo
  08/15/13
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dead library indirect expression
  08/17/13
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Arousing Love Of Her Life
  09/11/13
Lmao
Comical Offensive Step-uncle's House Volcanic Crater
  06/07/17
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Lavender philosopher-king public bath
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
dun filthpig
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
greedy vigorous crotch international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
blue vibrant hominid immigrant
  08/14/13
lol
Out-of-control Cuckoldry Famous Landscape Painting
  08/14/13
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Fear-inspiring Cruise Ship Background Story
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
slap-happy coffee pot
  08/14/13
180
startled crackhouse keepsake machete
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
emerald mad cow disease office
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Chestnut Exciting Heaven
  08/17/13
poignant
charismatic blood rage field
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Cheese-eating stage
  08/17/13
...
greedy vigorous crotch international law enforcement agency
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Arousing Love Of Her Life
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Apoplectic Vivacious National Gay Wizard
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Sienna Marvelous Base Haunted Graveyard
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Beta Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
garnet personal credit line menage
  12/28/13
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self-centered fantasy-prone dilemma
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Flesh soul-stirring double fault sex offender
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Cruel-hearted Dashing Partner
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Lascivious useless brakes trust fund
  03/10/14
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Abusive lemon school cafeteria
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
startling pozpig location
  05/12/15
...
beady-eyed boistinker market
  01/19/16
...
Deep stimulating center
  10/25/17
...
Histrionic black woman yarmulke
  11/29/15
...
Histrionic black woman yarmulke
  12/23/15
...
Abusive lemon school cafeteria
  01/05/16
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Histrionic black woman yarmulke
  03/13/16
I want pizza
diverse tattoo lettuce
  06/07/17
...
beady-eyed boistinker market
  09/22/17
...
silver circlehead genital piercing
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Motley stead
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
bronze state
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Motley stead
  07/18/18
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Rose Home Police Squad
  04/30/19
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Histrionic black woman yarmulke
  06/21/20
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Histrionic black woman yarmulke
  06/23/20
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Wine piazza foreskin
  07/11/20
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Rose Home Police Squad
  12/16/21
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Rose Home Police Squad
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Drab aphrodisiac toaster parlour

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: mischievous exhilarant mood

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Thriller smoky house potus

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Beta Twinkling Uncleanness

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Abusive lemon school cafeteria

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: razzle topaz mexican giraffe



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Cyan disgusting hunting ground

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: odious useless stag film



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: frum hairraiser organic girlfriend



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: self-absorbed provocative lay



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Bateful gaping



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: twinkling sickened rigpig



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: anal vermilion son of senegal legal warrant



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: rebellious tanning salon



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: violent trailer park



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Lavender philosopher-king public bath



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: grizzly talking senate



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: violent trailer park



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Chrome institution

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Free-loading degenerate persian

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Drab aphrodisiac toaster parlour

lmao

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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Histrionic black woman yarmulke



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: rebellious tanning salon



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Chrome institution

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: misanthropic theatre

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: mischievous exhilarant mood



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: heady light friendly grandma

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Drab aphrodisiac toaster parlour

rofl

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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: twinkling sickened rigpig

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Judgmental excitant business firm scourge upon the earth

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Well-lubricated stage headpube

took a few attempts but 180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: titillating site

lol

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Deep stimulating center



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: odious useless stag film



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Rose Home Police Squad



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: anal vermilion son of senegal legal warrant



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Lavender philosopher-king public bath



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: hyperactive bearded point



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: mischievous exhilarant mood



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: hyperactive bearded point



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Free-loading degenerate persian

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: hyperactive bearded point

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Swollen psychic



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: rebellious tanning salon



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: rebellious tanning salon

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: mischievous exhilarant mood



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: mischievous exhilarant mood



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: mischievous exhilarant mood

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: abnormal wonderful lodge legend

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Free-loading degenerate persian

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Contagious house-broken sanctuary

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Drab aphrodisiac toaster parlour



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: soggy 180 rehab

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: big locale



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Deep stimulating center



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Abusive lemon school cafeteria



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: frum hairraiser organic girlfriend



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Contagious house-broken sanctuary

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Swollen psychic

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Swollen psychic

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: nighttime slate area

lol

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: hyperactive bearded point

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

thank you for showing me kindness :)

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Swollen psychic



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: startling pozpig location

(not bloodacre)

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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: opaque splenetic ticket booth kitty cat



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: hyperactive bearded point

*orders a BBP*

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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: aggressive pocket flask



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Swollen psychic



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Apoplectic Vivacious National Gay Wizard



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic Vivacious National Gay Wizard



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Rose Home Police Squad



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Swollen psychic

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Swollen psychic

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Buck-toothed gold corner

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Glittery hall

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: heady light friendly grandma

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: heady light friendly grandma

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: twinkling sickened rigpig

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: big-titted pink factory reset button

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dark box office fanboi

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Swollen psychic

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Glittery hall

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Buck-toothed gold corner

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Shivering Yellow Milk Church



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Glittery hall

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Glittery hall

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Glittery hall

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Glittery hall

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Glittery hall

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Glittery hall

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: mischievous exhilarant mood

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: mischievous exhilarant mood

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: boyish purple mad-dog skullcap

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Swollen psychic

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: hyperactive bearded point

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: soggy 180 rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: twinkling sickened rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Erotic rough-skinned selfie azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: hyperactive bearded point

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: galvanic forum pistol

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: galvanic forum pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: twinkling sickened rigpig

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: twinkling sickened rigpig

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: mischievous exhilarant mood

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: mischievous exhilarant mood

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: chocolate nubile weed whacker codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: soggy 180 rehab

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Irradiated Church Building Cuck

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: cracking lime shrine athletic conference

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: twinkling sickened rigpig

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: twinkling sickened rigpig

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Swollen psychic

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: twinkling sickened rigpig

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Honey-headed abode

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: mischievous exhilarant mood

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Shivering Yellow Milk Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: ultramarine multi-colored faggot firefighter

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: nofapping new version address

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: galvanic forum pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Aromatic indian lodge private investor

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Histrionic black woman yarmulke

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Drab aphrodisiac toaster parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Pearl Hell Really Tough Guy

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: internet-worthy stirring affirmative action

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Swollen psychic

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: dead library indirect expression

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Out-of-control Cuckoldry Famous Landscape Painting

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Out-of-control Cuckoldry Famous Landscape Painting

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Out-of-control Cuckoldry Famous Landscape Painting

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: bespoke parlor french chef

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Spectacular cocky goal in life theater stage

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Out-of-control Cuckoldry Famous Landscape Painting

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: French nibblets ceo

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Honey-headed abode

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: odious useless stag film



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Spectacular cocky goal in life theater stage

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: French nibblets ceo

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Sienna Marvelous Base Haunted Graveyard

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Swollen psychic

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Razzmatazz insanely creepy meetinghouse

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: titillating site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz insanely creepy meetinghouse

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: titillating site

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Razzmatazz insanely creepy meetinghouse

~h8-->1luv

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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Spectacular cocky goal in life theater stage

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: passionate property

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gold corner

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Flushed chapel sound barrier

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: haunting stubborn gaming laptop locus

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: titillating site

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Deep stimulating center

pizza doesn't cut itself

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: titillating site

/thread. instant classic

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: greedy vigorous crotch international law enforcement agency



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: bull headed station half-breed



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Out-of-control Cuckoldry Famous Landscape Painting

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: French nibblets ceo



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: dead library indirect expression



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Arousing Love Of Her Life



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Comical Offensive Step-uncle's House Volcanic Crater

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Lavender philosopher-king public bath



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: dun filthpig

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: greedy vigorous crotch international law enforcement agency

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: blue vibrant hominid immigrant

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Out-of-control Cuckoldry Famous Landscape Painting

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Cruise Ship Background Story



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: slap-happy coffee pot

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: startled crackhouse keepsake machete

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: emerald mad cow disease office

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Chestnut Exciting Heaven

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: charismatic blood rage field

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Cheese-eating stage

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: greedy vigorous crotch international law enforcement agency



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Arousing Love Of Her Life

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Apoplectic Vivacious National Gay Wizard

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Sienna Marvelous Base Haunted Graveyard

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Beta Twinkling Uncleanness

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: garnet personal credit line menage

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: self-centered fantasy-prone dilemma



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Flesh soul-stirring double fault sex offender

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Dashing Partner

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Lascivious useless brakes trust fund

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Abusive lemon school cafeteria



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: startling pozpig location

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed boistinker market



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Deep stimulating center



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Histrionic black woman yarmulke



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Histrionic black woman yarmulke



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Abusive lemon school cafeteria



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Histrionic black woman yarmulke



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: diverse tattoo lettuce

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed boistinker market



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: silver circlehead genital piercing



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Motley stead

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: bronze state

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Motley stead

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Rose Home Police Squad



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Histrionic black woman yarmulke



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Histrionic black woman yarmulke



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Wine piazza foreskin



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Rose Home Police Squad



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Rose Home Police Squad



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