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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
razzle-dazzle affirmative action
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Chestnut trailer park
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
razzle-dazzle affirmative action
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Chestnut trailer park
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
Lascivious Hell Legend
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
Lascivious Hell Legend
  09/10/24
Same
Bateful embarrassed to the bone azn
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
Lascivious Hell Legend
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
razzle-dazzle affirmative action
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
Lascivious Hell Legend
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
razzle-dazzle affirmative action
  09/10/24
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Chestnut trailer park
  09/10/24
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Wonderful slate national
  09/10/24
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Chest-beating gold psychic kitty
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Chestnut trailer park
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Provocative location
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Dragon
  09/10/24
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razzle-dazzle affirmative action
  09/10/24
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Floppy ladyboy partner
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
Lascivious Hell Legend
  09/10/24
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supple deranged antidepressant drug site
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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Glittery Onyx Mexican
  10/07/24
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Glittery Onyx Mexican
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
twisted idiot
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
razzle-dazzle affirmative action
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
henna shrine
  11/26/24
1800000
obsidian flickering stag film chad
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle affirmative action

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Chestnut trailer park

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle affirmative action

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Chestnut trailer park

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Lascivious Hell Legend

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Lascivious Hell Legend

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Bateful embarrassed to the bone azn

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Lascivious Hell Legend

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle affirmative action

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Lascivious Hell Legend

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle affirmative action

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Chestnut trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Wonderful slate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Chest-beating gold psychic kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Chestnut trailer park

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Provocative location

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Dragon

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Floppy ladyboy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Lascivious Hell Legend

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: supple deranged antidepressant drug site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Glittery Onyx Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Glittery Onyx Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: twisted idiot

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle affirmative action

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: henna shrine

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: obsidian flickering stag film chad

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49736580)