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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
aromatic karate station
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
Razzmatazz genital piercing
  07/06/25
underrated
crystalline titillating multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
THIS.
galvanic address
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
stimulating idiot psychic
  07/06/25
Lol
godawful 180 foreskin
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
histrionic plaza feces
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Aquamarine nubile goyim
  07/06/25
...
aromatic karate station
  07/06/25
...
histrionic plaza feces
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
House-broken buck-toothed stage idea he suggested
  07/06/25
Of course
Hairless philosopher-king
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
swashbuckling brethren
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
Hairless philosopher-king
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
histrionic plaza feces
  07/06/25
No
Sexy Diverse Coffee Pot
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
Demanding multi-colored gay wizard
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
vivacious dark pit halford
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
swashbuckling brethren
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
vivacious dark pit halford
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
Amethyst At-the-ready Wagecucks
  07/06/25
...
High-end boltzmann
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
Vermilion heaven milk
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Aquamarine nubile goyim
  07/06/25
noble
vivacious dark pit halford
  07/06/25
...
High-end boltzmann
  07/07/25
...
bearded parlour
  07/07/25
...
Vermilion heaven milk
  07/07/25
...
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  03/06/26
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  03/06/26


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: aromatic karate station

Or did you push her off?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz genital piercing

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: crystalline titillating multi-billionaire

underrated

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: galvanic address

THIS.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: stimulating idiot psychic

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: godawful 180 foreskin

Lol

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: histrionic plaza feces

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine nubile goyim

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: aromatic karate station



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: histrionic plaza feces



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: House-broken buck-toothed stage idea he suggested

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Hairless philosopher-king

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling brethren

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Hairless philosopher-king

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: histrionic plaza feces

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Sexy Diverse Coffee Pot

No

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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Demanding multi-colored gay wizard

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: vivacious dark pit halford

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling brethren

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: vivacious dark pit halford

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Amethyst At-the-ready Wagecucks

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: High-end boltzmann



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Vermilion heaven milk

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine nubile goyim

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: vivacious dark pit halford

noble

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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: High-end boltzmann



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: bearded parlour



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Vermilion heaven milk



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Team Golden Retriever



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