Date: July 15th, 2026 7:10 PM Author: nude redditor
he really is 180. my favorite thing about him is that the vast majority of pro athletes are just genetic freaks, esp in shit like football/basketball/ect. messi is like 5'7, not super fast, not super muscular or anything, he's just so skilled and smart he's still pwning 20 years olds by being in the right place at the right time and putting the ball right where it needs to be almost every time. from what i can tell he's also not a degenerate, has 3 kids, and has been married to the same woman his whole life since he's known since he was 5 years old. just a 180 guy overall.