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Hypo: you get 12 rushing attempts in NFL, could you finish with > 0 yards?

Yes or no, and why
slap-happy sound barrier
  06/15/26
do I get to choose down/distance/playcall or are we assuming...
big juggernaut
  06/15/26
these are your carries and the games they occur in https...
slap-happy sound barrier
  06/15/26
oh in that case easily yes. if the coach is still trusting m...
big juggernaut
  06/15/26
At your current age and physique?
slap-happy sound barrier
  06/15/26
I trust the coach's judgment; analytics and such
big juggernaut
  06/15/26
This is 31 year old Reggie Bush's final season he finished w...
slap-happy sound barrier
  06/15/26
cr but he was long since coasting off of reputation. for me ...
big juggernaut
  06/15/26
do my opponents know? if so no
Appetizing boltzmann
  06/15/26
Know what?
slap-happy sound barrier
  06/15/26
that i specifically am trying to do this
Appetizing boltzmann
  06/15/26
They know every running back is trying to gain positive yard...
slap-happy sound barrier
  06/15/26
yeah but do they know im trying to do this as a fat balding ...
Appetizing boltzmann
  06/15/26
No it’s a good question. Like if it’s 3rd and 10...
disturbing telephone
  06/15/26
(guy who gets it)
Appetizing boltzmann
  06/15/26
otoh, for the other rbs on the team they will have studied f...
Bat shit crazy razzmatazz ceo plaza
  06/15/26
totally depends on my offensive line. it's not like i'm doi...
low-t keepsake machete
  06/15/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QJvuW2spJE
Impressive Navy Queen Of The Night Lettuce
  06/15/26
...
low-t keepsake machete
  06/15/26
Very high chance of success for me assuming: (a) I get a few...
Impressive Navy Queen Of The Night Lettuce
  06/15/26
Oh wait haha no idea why but I didn’t think in the op ...
disturbing telephone
  06/15/26
If you fumble on contact behind the line you won't lose any ...
orange generalized bond crotch
  06/15/26
Just run tosses or sweeps. If you break one off for 40 yards...
Scarlet Bull Headed Theater Tattoo
  06/15/26
lol if it's tosses/sweeps, no way any of us would end up pos...
low-t keepsake machete
  06/15/26
Yeah just call your own plays as 44 year old bald lawyer run...
slap-happy sound barrier
  06/15/26
this is basically Ken Stabler in the late 70s
big juggernaut
  06/16/26
Fuck no. Zero chance
Charismatic factory reset button background story
  06/15/26
I think you need to consider that most XO posters would be d...
nighttime honey-headed knife casino
  06/15/26
You get it. I'm reading this as no option to just quit earl...
Charismatic factory reset button background story
  06/15/26
lol more like how many rings would i win just rushing in tah...
Burgundy Sanctuary Corn Cake
  06/15/26
Easily. Not only that, but I'd perform so well that I'd rece...
cracking brunch
  06/15/26
I thought of one thing that could sabotage me. If the coach ...
Scarlet Bull Headed Theater Tattoo
  06/16/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: slap-happy sound barrier

Yes or no, and why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940837)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: big juggernaut

do I get to choose down/distance/playcall or are we assuming I'm put in as backup RB and have to run whatever plays the coach happens to call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940864)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: slap-happy sound barrier

these are your carries and the games they occur in

https://postimg.cc/DWBcCxK2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940887)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: big juggernaut

oh in that case easily yes. if the coach is still trusting me with carries that late into the season, in one-score games, (even if only one a game) then I must have at least a >0 ypc avg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940905)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: slap-happy sound barrier

At your current age and physique?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940942)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: big juggernaut

I trust the coach's judgment; analytics and such

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940947)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: slap-happy sound barrier

This is 31 year old Reggie Bush's final season he finished wirh -3 yards rushing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940966)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: big juggernaut

cr but he was long since coasting off of reputation. for me to earn those carries I must have really shown something in practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940979)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Appetizing boltzmann

do my opponents know?

if so no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940901)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: slap-happy sound barrier

Know what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940904)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Appetizing boltzmann

that i specifically am trying to do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940907)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: slap-happy sound barrier

They know every running back is trying to gain positive yards I'm pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940925)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Appetizing boltzmann

yeah but do they know im trying to do this as a fat balding 50yo shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941115)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: disturbing telephone

No it’s a good question. Like if it’s 3rd and 10 and they stop him for two yards in a normal game they’ll consider that a win or wonder wtf the other team is doing. If they’re like shit we can’t let this guy get even one yard the op doesn’t stand a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941131)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Appetizing boltzmann

(guy who gets it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941134)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy razzmatazz ceo plaza

otoh, for the other rbs on the team they will have studied film and know what to look for. i’m coming in as an unknown quantity and they have no idea how to best defend against me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941322)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: low-t keepsake machete

totally depends on my offensive line. it's not like i'm doing any barry sanders moves to juke the guy in the hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941121)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Impressive Navy Queen Of The Night Lettuce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QJvuW2spJE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941151)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: low-t keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941187)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Impressive Navy Queen Of The Night Lettuce

Very high chance of success for me assuming: (a) I get a few plays where I don't rush (so the opposing team doesn't decide to go all out to stop me behind the line whenever I'm in the game) and (b) I don't have to run any sweeps, reverses, etc. (which would have a high chance of getting me caught behind the line).

RBs get forward progress. And RBs are very rarely met behind the line on a run between the tackles. You just gotta hit the hole quickly. Stats below--and a big portion of the figures in that stat are probably zero yard runs, sweeps/reverse, or delayed handoffs.

From Twitter:

% of RB runs to gain 0 or fewer yds

29% - PIT, ARI

28% - LAR

27% - NYJ

26% - LV

25% - HOU

24%

23% - DET

22% - TB

21% - BAL, CLE, SEA

20% - KC

19% - GB, NE

18% - NO

17% - IND, MIN, NYG, CAR, ATL

16% - LAC, DAL, MIA, CHI

15% - DEN

14% - TEN, CIN

13% - JAX

12%

11% - WAS

10% - SF

9% - BUF

8%

7%

6%

5% - PHI



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941145)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: disturbing telephone

Oh wait haha no idea why but I didn’t think in the op if you lose yards it counts against you. Thought the whole op was could you even gain one yard.

This is a definite no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941229)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: orange generalized bond crotch

If you fumble on contact behind the line you won't lose any yards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941577)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Scarlet Bull Headed Theater Tattoo

Just run tosses or sweeps. If you break one off for 40 yards, then you can just do draws to keep from losing any yards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941200)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: low-t keepsake machete

lol if it's tosses/sweeps, no way any of us would end up positive - would be a fatality or two also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941461)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: slap-happy sound barrier

Yeah just call your own plays as 44 year old bald lawyer running back, one weird trick offensive coordinators hate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941475)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:24 AM
Author: big juggernaut

this is basically Ken Stabler in the late 70s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941771)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: Charismatic factory reset button background story

Fuck no. Zero chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941211)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: nighttime honey-headed knife casino

I think you need to consider that most XO posters would be dead after way less than 12 carries worth of punishment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941218)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Charismatic factory reset button background story

You get it. I'm reading this as no option to just quit earlier than 12 attempts. In that case, there is zero chance for me

Ok, being a lawyer, there is a chance. Get lucky and get some positive yardage in the first 3 or so plays. After that' just fumble every handoff without ever taking control

But if we play this out like I think the hypo intends, there's 0 chance for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941222)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Burgundy Sanctuary Corn Cake

lol more like how many rings would i win just rushing in taht game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941253)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: cracking brunch

Easily. Not only that, but I'd perform so well that I'd receive a franchise tag.

...is this a serious question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941491)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:14 AM
Author: Scarlet Bull Headed Theater Tattoo

I thought of one thing that could sabotage me. If the coach called a trick play where I passed the ball and I took a sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941685)