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Goals for 2025: $1.5m Net Worth, 150 Countries Visited, 1,500 Nigga Cocks in Ass

I just need abt a 20% gain in my portfolio to get to 1.5m. S...
sinister pistol striped hyena
  12/07/24
Just do casual 20% gain in a year lmao This year was an a...
Gay Parlor Depressive
  12/07/24
The S&P is up a casual ~30% in the last year.
indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry
  12/07/24
It was up 40% October to October
Frum chestnut den
  12/07/24
and it's likely to keep going up until an inevitable crash f...
indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry
  12/07/24
Even if it has a 10% correction it will then continue going ...
sinister pistol striped hyena
  12/07/24
If you're in it for the long-term it doesn't matter.
indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry
  12/07/24
Going up 20% in a year is entirely possible but also totally...
Maniacal kink-friendly orchestra pit
  12/07/24
My useless and worthless prediction is that we'll see more g...
indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry
  12/07/24
When was last time there wasa stock market crash cause of a ...
sinister pistol striped hyena
  12/07/24
Like I said, just a useless and worthless prediction. There ...
indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry
  12/07/24
Who cares nigga I just need one year of good gains and I'm s...
sinister pistol striped hyena
  12/07/24
Even since August 5 it's up 30% on qqq faggot, 425 to 525 ...
sinister pistol striped hyena
  12/07/24
Then why has your net worth been stuck in neutral for like f...
Maniacal kink-friendly orchestra pit
  12/07/24
20% is nothing u faggot, that's a slightly above avg year an...
sinister pistol striped hyena
  12/07/24
...
Maniacal kink-friendly orchestra pit
  12/07/24
whr are we on this, aristotle?
sinister pistol striped hyena
  12/31/25
SVIX is EASY MONEY for the next year or two, mainly due to T...
indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry
  12/07/24
Wtf is this shit u might as well just do TQQQ
sinister pistol striped hyena
  12/07/24
SVIX allows you to short the VIX. This is inherently a winni...
indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry
  12/07/24
SVXY is safer imo. It used to be -1 VIX until it was nearly ...
Frum chestnut den
  12/07/24
XIV did the same and did wipe out. SVXY does the same but in...
indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry
  12/07/24
lmao at this flame
bat-shit-crazy costumed casino
  12/07/24
Not flame faggot, it will easily happen inshallah praise All...
sinister pistol striped hyena
  12/07/24
Tommy did you achieve your goals
Maniacal kink-friendly orchestra pit
  12/31/25
NW $1,427,511 which given that it went below 900k after Oran...
sinister pistol striped hyena
  12/31/25
So you're poor and incel? I'm sorry for your loss :(
Maniacal kink-friendly orchestra pit
  12/31/25
Damn dude you’ve been COUNTRYMAXXXXXING. I’m sti...
arrogant buck-toothed kitty personal credit line
  12/31/25
inshallah i will get to 170+ this year once i finish south p...
sinister pistol striped hyena
  01/01/26
And St. Tropez
arrogant buck-toothed kitty personal credit line
  01/01/26
EOY NW: $2,194,760 Countries Visited: 6 (same as last year,...
Copper massive hell
  01/01/26
Waistline?
Hateful foreskin genital piercing
  01/02/26
Sorry. My tape measure is only 60” long.
Copper massive hell
  01/02/26
Imagine clicking on this thread in your desktop. The phone ...
Henna Trip Becky
  01/01/26
...
Swashbuckling location trust fund
  01/01/26
(guy not practicing good opsec)
Maniacal kink-friendly orchestra pit
  01/01/26
fatter is already in turd heaven ass raping 69 lizards
sinister pistol striped hyena
  01/02/26


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Date: December 7th, 2024 6:50 AM
Author: sinister pistol striped hyena

I just need abt a 20% gain in my portfolio to get to 1.5m. Seems good chance of this happening.

I need 16 countries to get to 150. Shld be simple: First trip will go to Papua Nigga Guinea + 5-6 South Pacific Nations + NZ. Then in Summer will go to Europe finish the 4-5 countries I haven't visited then fly to Caribbean and do the 10-12 countries left there plus Guyana and Suriname. I shld get to like 155 or something

1,500 Nigga Cocks in Ass will be the difficult one. That's over 4.1 Nigga Cocks in Ass per day. It may be hard (and painful hehe) to maintain this rate but I will try my hardest and my go to Africa after Caribbean to get this done



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421430)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Gay Parlor Depressive

Just do casual 20% gain in a year lmao

This year was an anomaly

I trusting the guy who literally called the bottom of the Covid market who is saying we drop in 2025

You’ll be back in the 1 comma club this time next year!

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645459&forum_id=2#48419781

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421526)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry

The S&P is up a casual ~30% in the last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421530)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: Frum chestnut den

It was up 40% October to October

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421538)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry

and it's likely to keep going up until an inevitable crash from some of Trump's policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421542)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:03 AM
Author: sinister pistol striped hyena

Even if it has a 10% correction it will then continue going up and up and up..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421567)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry

If you're in it for the long-term it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421570)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:49 AM
Author: Maniacal kink-friendly orchestra pit

Going up 20% in a year is entirely possible but also totally outside the control of the average trader and Tommy T is the below average trader. For him to go up 20%, the market would have to go up like 35%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421551)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:03 AM
Author: indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry

My useless and worthless prediction is that we'll see more gains coming from Trump's pro-business policies until some sort of inevitable crash because of those same policies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421568)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: sinister pistol striped hyena

When was last time there wasa stock market crash cause of a presidents policies u nigga? Even if u said loan crisis that took years to occur. Trump won't tank the market, geopolitics or economic crash will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421571)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry

Like I said, just a useless and worthless prediction. There probably won't be any indicators of a potential economic crash until after Trump leaves, but he'll set some of the groundwork for one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421575)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: sinister pistol striped hyena

Who cares nigga I just need one year of good gains and I'm set for life juiejuickjcock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421580)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: sinister pistol striped hyena

Even since August 5 it's up 30% on qqq faggot, 425 to 525

TSLA is up 100% almost since then

Amazon like 50%..eat shit nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421569)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Maniacal kink-friendly orchestra pit

Then why has your net worth been stuck in neutral for like five years now, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421585)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: sinister pistol striped hyena

20% is nothing u faggot, that's a slightly above avg year and once it peaks 20% I'm out then it can decline. Simple as

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421536)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Maniacal kink-friendly orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421549)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: sinister pistol striped hyena

whr are we on this, aristotle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49551594)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry

SVIX is EASY MONEY for the next year or two, mainly due to Trump winning. I recommended it when it dipped to around $22. It's at $30 now. Can't hold this for the long-term though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421528)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: sinister pistol striped hyena

Wtf is this shit u might as well just do TQQQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421540)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry

SVIX allows you to short the VIX. This is inherently a winning position because the VIX almost always overestimates actual volatility. There's your edge.

It follows and will continue to follow a predictable sawtooth pattern. It crashes whenever the VIX spikes, then rises for 1-3 years again before another big VIX spike.

TQQQ is a directional bet with leveraged ETF volatility drag that's barely any better than gambling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421544)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Frum chestnut den

SVXY is safer imo. It used to be -1 VIX until it was nearly wiped out in 2018 and now it is -0.5 VIX and the rest is in treasuries and it grows much smoother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421548)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: indigo razzle-dazzle faggotry

XIV did the same and did wipe out. SVXY does the same but in a more conservative manner. All a matter of risk tolerance. I've made more money off of XIV and SVIX in terms of % gain than any other ETF/ETN I've owned. VTI is by far my biggest holding, but I get into a VIX short a few weeks after any big VIX spike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421563)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:01 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy costumed casino

lmao at this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421565)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: sinister pistol striped hyena

Not flame faggot, it will easily happen inshallah praise Allah juicejuicejews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48421573)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: Maniacal kink-friendly orchestra pit

Tommy did you achieve your goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49551539)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:00 AM
Author: sinister pistol striped hyena

NW $1,427,511 which given that it went below 900k after Orange Idiot's tariffs I'm amazed at

Countries: 156 so met

Nigga Cock: 0, even niggas dont want to furk this old turd. Ive just accepted this, it is what it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49551592)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Maniacal kink-friendly orchestra pit

So you're poor and incel? I'm sorry for your loss :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49551847)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: arrogant buck-toothed kitty personal credit line

Damn dude you’ve been COUNTRYMAXXXXXING. I’m still at 134, you’re way ahead now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49551856)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: sinister pistol striped hyena

inshallah i will get to 170+ this year once i finish south pacific, go turkemnistan and syria then finish andorra and hit niggaistan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49554195)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: arrogant buck-toothed kitty personal credit line

And St. Tropez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49554440)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Copper massive hell

EOY NW: $2,194,760

Countries Visited: 6 (same as last year, visited only California, New York, New Jersey, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Texas this year).

Children: 4

Dependents: 5

House Square Footage: 4150



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49554296)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Hateful foreskin genital piercing

Waistline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49555968)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: Copper massive hell

Sorry. My tape measure is only 60” long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49557850)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: Henna Trip Becky

Imagine clicking on this thread in your desktop. The phone rings, you answer it and walk away form your computer with this thread still

On the screen. Then your dad walks in and sees it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49554214)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling location trust fund



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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Maniacal kink-friendly orchestra pit

(guy not practicing good opsec)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49554427)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:12 AM
Author: sinister pistol striped hyena

fatter is already in turd heaven ass raping 69 lizards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49555967)