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Eastern Orthodoxy is a dead church

do these guys even do anything
Cracking Awkward Shrine Prole
  05/09/22
Collect $50k watches and shit
Know-it-all vermilion tattoo
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domesticated university
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judgmental flatulent station
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big crackhouse
  05/11/22
All religion is dead
passionate meetinghouse
  05/09/22
Nostra Aetate
Cracking Awkward Shrine Prole
  05/09/22
this is actually basically correct. I almost became orthodox...
judgmental flatulent station
  05/09/22
explain. had my own "almost became orthodox" phase...
Canary Half-breed
  05/11/22
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Canary Half-breed
  05/14/22
there was a whole meme push among the right to go "east...
Talented indirect expression
  05/11/22
yeah i think this is still the case to an extent. cernovich ...
Canary Half-breed
  05/11/22
lmao
Cracking Awkward Shrine Prole
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Talented indirect expression
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translucent digit ratio
  05/11/22
'eastern orthodoxy' is a set of parochial churches tied spec...
Mind-boggling ivory set
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bonkers bat shit crazy theater
  05/11/22
The churches in America recognize that, so they're pushing f...
passionate meetinghouse
  05/11/22
The old priests aren't dead yet in our city afaict
Cracking Awkward Shrine Prole
  05/11/22
best to just learn OCS and pwn some village idiot who thinks...
big crackhouse
  05/11/22
so this is like adult WASP converts to RCC who really love t...
costumed church building
  05/16/22
lol this is not credited at all. other than the fact that ye...
Canary Half-breed
  05/11/22
right-wing LARPers joining non-Chalcedon churches accidental...
costumed church building
  05/16/22
lol
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gedood persoon
  03/05/26
the theology isnt even correct
underhanded histrionic fat ankles lodge
  03/26/25
Right? I mean God clearly wants female priests performing g...
big-titted stage trust fund
  03/26/25
goarch is already starting to let women in russian orthod...
underhanded histrionic fat ankles lodge
  03/26/25
https://www.oca.org/holy-synod/statements/holy-synod/holy-sy...
big-titted stage trust fund
  03/26/25
you apparently arent following ortho twitter and there ar...
underhanded histrionic fat ankles lodge
  03/26/25
That's not contradicting my point on rogue churches. Every ...
big-titted stage trust fund
  03/26/25
Elpidophoros is going to make woman priests in the next 10 y...
underhanded histrionic fat ankles lodge
  03/26/25
Eastern Orthodoxy is the only Church not totally destroyed b...
big-titted stage trust fund
  03/26/25
they're all dead
bombed out abyssal plane of existence
  03/05/26


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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:35 PM
Author: Cracking Awkward Shrine Prole

do these guys even do anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44482880)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:42 PM
Author: Know-it-all vermilion tattoo

Collect $50k watches and shit

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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: domesticated university



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: judgmental flatulent station



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: big crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:51 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse

All religion is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44482982)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Cracking Awkward Shrine Prole

Nostra Aetate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44482989)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:53 PM
Author: judgmental flatulent station

this is actually basically correct. I almost became orthodox once and while a lot of the theology is credited the actual church is very dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44482996)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: Canary Half-breed

explain. had my own "almost became orthodox" phase and i wouldnt say exactly that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44495541)



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Date: May 14th, 2022 8:24 AM
Author: Canary Half-breed



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Talented indirect expression

there was a whole meme push among the right to go "eastern orthodox" for awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44495545)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: Canary Half-breed

yeah i think this is still the case to an extent. cernovich was reading seraphim rose not too long ago maybe you know about that.

definitely saw a lot of fat single guys in hoodies showing up to liturgy once then never again. not quite neckbeards but close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44495570)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: Cracking Awkward Shrine Prole

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44495574)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: Talented indirect expression



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:41 PM
Author: translucent digit ratio



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ivory set

'eastern orthodoxy' is a set of parochial churches tied specifically to LANGUAGE and HISTORY. that's why there is an armenian orthodox church, a greek one, etc. you can't just be some random american english-speaker with no ethnic connection to those churches and parachute into them. it's silly. these are not 'abstract'/universalist creeds. they arose from a specific substrate of history and ethnicity.

if you can't even speak or read the nominal language of your orthodox church (let alone old church slavonic itself), you are a fraud, and you will NEVER be a genuine member of the faith. you are, at most, an absurd LARPer. that's harsh, but true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44495587)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:29 PM
Author: bonkers bat shit crazy theater



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse

The churches in America recognize that, so they're pushing for bilingual services. Old generation that came over pre and post fall of Communism are dying off, so are the clergy. A lot of upcoming clergy are either second generation immigrants or first generation but came here when they were young/think of themselves more as American than their parents' ethnicity



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44495604)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: Cracking Awkward Shrine Prole

The old priests aren't dead yet in our city afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44495656)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: big crackhouse

best to just learn OCS and pwn some village idiot who thinks his pidgin Russian puts him closer to god than you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44495615)



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Date: May 16th, 2022 7:39 PM
Author: costumed church building

so this is like adult WASP converts to RCC who really love trad Latin Mass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44523126)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: Canary Half-breed

lol this is not credited at all. other than the fact that yeah its dumb to try to larp in some serbian church or whatever.

there are plenty of places where not only is the liturgy in english, its the priest's native language and most parishioners are converts or the children of them.

the armenian church isnt EO btw theyre non-chalcedoneans ie "oriental orthodox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44495636)



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Date: May 16th, 2022 7:40 PM
Author: costumed church building

right-wing LARPers joining non-Chalcedon churches accidentally falling into grievous heresy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44523135)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Lascivious ticket booth round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48784970)



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Date: October 9th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Lascivious ticket booth round eye



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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: gedood persoon



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic fat ankles lodge

the theology isnt even correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48785028)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: big-titted stage trust fund

Right? I mean God clearly wants female priests performing gay tranny weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48785045)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic fat ankles lodge

goarch is already starting to let women in

russian orthodox in america lets in and marries homos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48785063)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: big-titted stage trust fund

https://www.oca.org/holy-synod/statements/holy-synod/holy-synod-issues-statement-on-same-sex-relationships-and-sexual-identity

Nope.

https://classroom.synonym.com/gender-roles-in-the-greek-orthodox-church-12087545.html

Nope.

There might be some rogue churches but I will need to see links before I accept that there have been any changes on either of those.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48785086)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic fat ankles lodge

you apparently arent following ortho twitter

and there are other reasons orthodoxy is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48785099)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: big-titted stage trust fund

That's not contradicting my point on rogue churches. Every religion has that. But there is a difference between what you see with other denominations (official and open acceptance of this shit) and Orthodoxy which is general opposition to these trends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48785667)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic fat ankles lodge

Elpidophoros is going to make woman priests in the next 10 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48785691)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: big-titted stage trust fund

Eastern Orthodoxy is the only Church not totally destroyed by the shitlibification of Christianity. Totally pointless and a "dead church" other than increasing membership numbers. Possibly because they don't have a female "priest" performing gay tranny marriages as part of their "Services."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48785039)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: bombed out abyssal plane of existence

they're all dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49718195)