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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
Jet razzle-dazzle base
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
Racy Property Reading Party
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
Jet razzle-dazzle base
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
Racy Property Reading Party
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
titillating sweet tailpipe
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
Diverse Godawful Field Newt
  03/21/26
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titillating sweet tailpipe
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
fantasy-prone slate principal's office
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
titillating sweet tailpipe
  03/21/26
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/29/26
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fatty nigger
  03/23/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
Aquamarine aggressive public bath legal warrant
  03/20/26
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Racy Property Reading Party
  03/20/26
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Jet razzle-dazzle base
  03/20/26
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titillating sweet tailpipe
  03/21/26
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Trust If Aryan
  03/29/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
Heady Turdskin
  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
domesticated contagious site windowlicker
  03/20/26
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domesticated contagious site windowlicker
  03/20/26
not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
Shimmering messiness
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
amber alcoholic set indirect expression
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
Brindle multi-colored french chef
  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
White Vengeful Legend
  03/21/26
wow
Jet razzle-dazzle base
  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
tripping home milk
  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
Razzmatazz Range Goal In Life
  03/22/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
Orange Gas Station Party Of The First Part
  03/22/26
Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
rear naked choke
  03/23/26
Dick assmus!
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
Richard Ames
  03/23/26
life ain't easy for a boy named sue
Kenneth Play
  03/27/26
Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
fatty nigger
  03/23/26
lol
Bud Light
  03/23/26
Chew Shit Fun https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Sh...
fatty nigger
  03/27/26
scholarly My current research examines the effects of ele...
Kenneth Play
  03/29/26


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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Jet razzle-dazzle base

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Racy Property Reading Party

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Jet razzle-dazzle base

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49757647)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Racy Property Reading Party

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: titillating sweet tailpipe

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Diverse Godawful Field Newt

Cox -> Coxglorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49759043)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: titillating sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: fantasy-prone slate principal's office

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: titillating sweet tailpipe

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49759502)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine aggressive public bath legal warrant

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Racy Property Reading Party



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Jet razzle-dazzle base



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: titillating sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Heady Turdskin

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49757706)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: domesticated contagious site windowlicker

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: domesticated contagious site windowlicker



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Shimmering messiness

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: amber alcoholic set indirect expression

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Brindle multi-colored french chef

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: White Vengeful Legend

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49759080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Jet razzle-dazzle base

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49760893)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: tripping home milk

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49759085)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Range Goal In Life

I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Orange Gas Station Party Of The First Part

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: rear naked choke

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Richard Ames

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Bud Light

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49773665)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

scholarly

My current research examines the effects of elevated temperature on the survival responses of the giant clam Tridacna squamosa and its symbiotically associated phototrophic dinoflagellates from the family Symbiodiniaceae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49778151)