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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
  11/28/22
180
Laughsome Brunch Weed Whacker
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
  11/28/22
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Laughsome Brunch Weed Whacker
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Dashing temple affirmative action
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Floppy field sandwich
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Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
Glittery stock car
  12/13/22
Me.
Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
Glittery stock car
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
Glittery stock car
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
Vengeful Fanboi Site
  12/14/22
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Soul-stirring territorial theater stage
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turquoise abusive property nowag
  12/14/22
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histrionic primrose home
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Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
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Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
  11/29/22
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Wonderful Topaz Feces Trust Fund
  11/29/22
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Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Thriller coldplay fan
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
cordovan kitchen jew
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Thriller coldplay fan
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garnet office
  12/11/22
Woah.
Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
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Crimson Water Buffalo
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brass cocky theater pistol
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Thriller coldplay fan
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
  12/21/22
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Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
Thriller coldplay fan
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Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
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Useless Parlour Party Of The First Part
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Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
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Underhanded whorehouse dopamine
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Wonderful Topaz Feces Trust Fund
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Laughsome Brunch Weed Whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Laughsome Brunch Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Dashing temple affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Floppy field sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Glittery stock car

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Glittery stock car

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Glittery stock car

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Vengeful Fanboi Site

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring territorial theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: turquoise abusive property nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: histrionic primrose home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Wonderful Topaz Feces Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Thriller coldplay fan

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: cordovan kitchen jew

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Thriller coldplay fan

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: garnet office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Crimson Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: brass cocky theater pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Thriller coldplay fan

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Thriller coldplay fan

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Useless Parlour Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Wonderful Topaz Feces Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49535059)