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Paralegal Adolf Hitler
  10/10/25
I googled this and it took me to a Swedish news site. I trie...
Paralegal Felix Steiner
  10/10/25
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Paralegal Adolf Hitler
  10/10/25
Did I ever tell you about the time I randomly hung out with ...
Paralegal Felix Steiner
  10/10/25
lmao good story One time in Mozambique many years ago this ...
Paralegal Adolf Hitler
  10/10/25
Did the 5'2" Chinaman speak XO Portuguese? Lmao at t...
Paralegal Felix Steiner
  10/10/25
absolutely he spoke Portuguese, no idea if he spoke any orie...
Paralegal Adolf Hitler
  10/10/25
Maputo PD LIVE would be a great TV show Holy shit 300 peo...
Paralegal Felix Steiner
  10/10/25


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Date: October 10th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785023&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49339240)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Paralegal Felix Steiner

I googled this and it took me to a Swedish news site. I tried to rawdog but reading comp fail. Batting about .250.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785023&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49339258)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785023&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49339262)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: Paralegal Felix Steiner

Did I ever tell you about the time I randomly hung out with a bunch of German television producers who were working on some documentary about Heidi Klum? I was in some bar and a half dozen krauts walked in and sat next to me and we ended up bar hopping. Half of them were Hungarians who grew up in Berlin. They were all on some mission to chronicle Heidi's life for some German TV show I'd never heard of. At any rate at one point we were talking about Sweden for some reason and the main guy who was the boss was like "I went there one time! I went moose hunting!" it was hilarious lmao. I don't drink anymore but it used to get me into the most interesting situations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785023&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49339288)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)

lmao good story

One time in Mozambique many years ago this local guy (5'2' chinaman but full Mozambican) told me over whiskey how they like going hunting for Impala with AK47s (ex-Soviet ally, lots of Kalashnikovs around) with the mag loaded with 1 tracer bullet 2 ordinary rounds, repeat, so they shoot they tracer in front of the Impala which is mesmerized and therefore paralyzed by the flash of light going past it, and then they shoot the immobile Impala with the ordinary rounds ("BLAM BLAM!" as he explained it).

I stopped drinking too years ago (not officially, I just don't anymore), life used to be less healthy but so much more interesting when I drank and hung around bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785023&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49339311)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Paralegal Felix Steiner

Did the 5'2" Chinaman speak XO Portuguese?

Lmao at this country they have an AK-47 on the flag. Tells you all you need to know. There's actually a little colony of Euros who live north of Maputo in a resort town (Tofo?) that looks a little bit like Malibu. Seems cr. A bunch of French expats go there. They are allowed to do whatever they want as long as they help the locals. You can build a well or some shit for the villagers and they will becum your ally. The government doesn't give a fuck as long as they stay out of politics. I think they've had an ongoing Civil War for ages. The Euros have free reign as long as they stay out of the bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785023&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49339335)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)

absolutely he spoke Portuguese, no idea if he spoke any oriental, he was a proper native born Mozambican with a senior job in some ministry

trippy place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785023&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49339340)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Paralegal Felix Steiner

Maputo PD LIVE would be a great TV show

Holy shit 300 people have been killed protesting the last election results. The police chief was fired for kidnapping and murdering people. Lmao at this country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785023&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49339347)