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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Thriller pearl double fault circlehead
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Hot Cowardly Principal's Office Jap
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Thriller pearl double fault circlehead
  07/26/25
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Flesh vibrant electric furnace institution
  07/26/25
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Jet overrated famous landscape painting
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Walnut contagious toilet seat striped hyena
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Thriller pearl double fault circlehead
  07/26/25
At a bar
Chestnut Boiling Water Coffee Pot
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Flesh vibrant electric furnace institution
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insanely creepy aphrodisiac lodge
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Thriller pearl double fault circlehead
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cordovan shrine wrinkle
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sepia fear-inspiring haunted graveyard
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misanthropic seedy temple
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big red scourge upon the earth mood
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propecia mathematica
  03/10/26
Not hygienic
Charismatic Half-breed
  07/26/25
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Hot Cowardly Principal's Office Jap
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
shimmering concupiscible preventive strike pervert
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Thriller pearl double fault circlehead
  07/26/25
...
Hot Cowardly Principal's Office Jap
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
shimmering concupiscible preventive strike pervert
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Flesh vibrant electric furnace institution
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Titillating bright gas station
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Thriller pearl double fault circlehead
  07/27/25
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ocher property
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
salmon soggy organic girlfriend
  07/26/25
...
Flesh vibrant electric furnace institution
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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sepia fear-inspiring haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
buff nowag
  07/26/25
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cordovan shrine wrinkle
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
pea-brained supple death wish
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
sepia fear-inspiring haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Thriller pearl double fault circlehead
  07/26/25
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Hot Cowardly Principal's Office Jap
  07/26/25
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Adulterous field private investor
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Hot Cowardly Principal's Office Jap
  07/26/25
(who did it)
avocado disrespectful parlor
  07/26/25
...
Flesh vibrant electric furnace institution
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
ruby pit persian
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Laughsome magical legend
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Cocky puce dopamine boistinker
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Thriller pearl double fault circlehead

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Hot Cowardly Principal's Office Jap

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Thriller pearl double fault circlehead

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Flesh vibrant electric furnace institution



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Jet overrated famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Walnut contagious toilet seat striped hyena

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Thriller pearl double fault circlehead

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Chestnut Boiling Water Coffee Pot

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Flesh vibrant electric furnace institution



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: talented maize public bath hunting ground



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: slimy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned tantric doctorate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: unholy reading party locale



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: insanely creepy aphrodisiac lodge



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: silver sound barrier



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Thriller pearl double fault circlehead



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: cordovan shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring haunted graveyard



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: deep exhilarant trailer park



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: misanthropic seedy temple



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: big red scourge upon the earth mood



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: spectacular mint nibblets cruise ship



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Half-breed

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Hot Cowardly Principal's Office Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: shimmering concupiscible preventive strike pervert

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Thriller pearl double fault circlehead

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Hot Cowardly Principal's Office Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: shimmering concupiscible preventive strike pervert

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Flesh vibrant electric furnace institution

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Titillating bright gas station

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Thriller pearl double fault circlehead

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: ocher property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: salmon soggy organic girlfriend

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Flesh vibrant electric furnace institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: arousing meetinghouse

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: buff nowag

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: cordovan shrine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: pea-brained supple death wish

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring haunted graveyard

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Thriller pearl double fault circlehead

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Hot Cowardly Principal's Office Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Adulterous field private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Hot Cowardly Principal's Office Jap

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: avocado disrespectful parlor

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Flesh vibrant electric furnace institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: ruby pit persian

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Laughsome magical legend

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Cocky puce dopamine boistinker

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49134975)