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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Erotic dun rehab
  02/22/12
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doobsian sapphire point philosopher-king
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
floppy poppy location
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
floppy poppy location
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Odious becky meetinghouse
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Bronze Lay
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
floppy poppy location
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Bronze Lay
  02/22/12
u jelly
floppy poppy location
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Angry stag film
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Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
brilliant preventive strike
  02/23/12
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Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Erotic dun rehab
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Crawly mind-boggling reading party
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Deep incel
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Green 180 pit volcanic crater
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Erotic dun rehab
  02/23/12
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Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard
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Flesh Hominid
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
cheese-eating nibblets cumskin
  02/25/12
cr
provocative den fat ankles
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Erotic dun rehab
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
saffron market
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Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Elite blue juggernaut
  03/31/12
great american novelist
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  10/26/12
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orange background story
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Erotic dun rehab
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Carmine national security agency
  11/20/12
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citrine filthy orchestra pit
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
citrine filthy orchestra pit
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Deep incel
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
provocative den fat ankles
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Carmine national security agency
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Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Stimulating obsidian hell
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
bespoke tan mother
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
provocative den fat ankles
  01/31/13
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Stirring learning disabled clown
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aromatic church building
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Pungent Parlor
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
saffron market
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
lemon fortuitous meteor library
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Erotic dun rehab

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: doobsian sapphire point philosopher-king



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: floppy poppy location

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: floppy poppy location

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Odious becky meetinghouse

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Bronze Lay

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: floppy poppy location

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Bronze Lay

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: floppy poppy location

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Angry stag film

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: brilliant preventive strike

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Erotic dun rehab

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Crawly mind-boggling reading party

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Deep incel

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Green 180 pit volcanic crater

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Erotic dun rehab

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Flesh Hominid



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: cheese-eating nibblets cumskin

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: provocative den fat ankles

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Erotic dun rehab

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: saffron market

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Elite blue juggernaut

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: orange background story



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Erotic dun rehab

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Carmine national security agency

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: citrine filthy orchestra pit



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: citrine filthy orchestra pit

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Deep incel

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: provocative den fat ankles

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Carmine national security agency

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Bright Haunting Death Wish Gay Wizard



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Stimulating obsidian hell

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: bespoke tan mother

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: provocative den fat ankles

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Carmine national security agency



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Stirring learning disabled clown



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: aromatic church building



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Pungent Parlor



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: saffron market

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: lemon fortuitous meteor library

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Pungent Parlor



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Self-centered Haunted Graveyard Ratface



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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