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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
motley haunted graveyard selfie
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
internet-worthy marvelous idea he suggested
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
motley haunted graveyard selfie
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Hairless opaque indirect expression den
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Adventurous splenetic generalized bond blood rage
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
fiercely-loyal crackhouse
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
motley haunted graveyard selfie
  07/26/25
At a bar
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outnumbered sandwich
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propecia mathematica
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Not hygienic
Brilliant turdskin wrinkle
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internet-worthy marvelous idea he suggested
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
cerebral gold site
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
motley haunted graveyard selfie
  07/26/25
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internet-worthy marvelous idea he suggested
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
cerebral gold site
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Hairless opaque indirect expression den
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Insanely creepy spot
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
motley haunted graveyard selfie
  07/27/25
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wonderful angry senate
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Ruby Slimy Meetinghouse Hissy Fit
  07/26/25
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Hairless opaque indirect expression den
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Tripping native
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outnumbered sandwich
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Shaky exhilarant step-uncle's house
  07/26/25
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charismatic costumed patrolman
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
outnumbered sandwich
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
motley haunted graveyard selfie
  07/26/25
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internet-worthy marvelous idea he suggested
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Glittery sick plaza
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
internet-worthy marvelous idea he suggested
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Heady khaki sweet tailpipe kitty cat
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Hairless opaque indirect expression den
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Carmine Bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Dashing Scourge Upon The Earth Office
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: motley haunted graveyard selfie

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: internet-worthy marvelous idea he suggested

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: motley haunted graveyard selfie

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Hairless opaque indirect expression den



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Adventurous splenetic generalized bond blood rage



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal crackhouse

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: motley haunted graveyard selfie

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling talking hell

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Hairless opaque indirect expression den



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Saffron abode knife



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: well-lubricated titillating dingle berry



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: diverse apoplectic dopamine half-breed



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac resort idiot



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: At-the-ready zippy pistol



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: buck-toothed nursing home



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: motley haunted graveyard selfie



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: charismatic costumed patrolman



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: outnumbered sandwich



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: mewling bateful electric furnace jew



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: sable state twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: sexy chapel



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: crusty potus reading party



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Brilliant turdskin wrinkle

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: internet-worthy marvelous idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cerebral gold site

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: motley haunted graveyard selfie

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: internet-worthy marvelous idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: cerebral gold site

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Hairless opaque indirect expression den

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Insanely creepy spot

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: motley haunted graveyard selfie

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: wonderful angry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Ruby Slimy Meetinghouse Hissy Fit

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Hairless opaque indirect expression den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Tripping native

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: outnumbered sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Shaky exhilarant step-uncle's house

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: charismatic costumed patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Idiotic anal french chef house

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: outnumbered sandwich

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: motley haunted graveyard selfie

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: internet-worthy marvelous idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Glittery sick plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: internet-worthy marvelous idea he suggested

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Heady khaki sweet tailpipe kitty cat

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Hairless opaque indirect expression den



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Carmine Bawdyhouse

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Dashing Scourge Upon The Earth Office

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: mahogany cracking pocket flask national

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49134975)