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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
arousing office faggotry
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
emerald school cafeteria corn cake
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Coral angry macaca
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
fuchsia nowag
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Doobsian theater stage
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
arousing office faggotry
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Doobsian theater stage
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
fuchsia nowag
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Doobsian theater stage
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
fuchsia nowag
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Doobsian theater stage
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
fuchsia nowag
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Doobsian theater stage
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
arousing office faggotry
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Doobsian theater stage
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
fuchsia nowag
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Doobsian theater stage
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
boyish up-to-no-good corner elastic band
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Doobsian theater stage
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
boyish up-to-no-good corner elastic band
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Doobsian theater stage
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
crawly field
  04/08/25
that's rude
Doobsian theater stage
  04/08/25
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arousing office faggotry
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Lake Wonderful Gaming Laptop Partner
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
fuchsia nowag
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Anal newt mediation
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Doobsian theater stage
  04/08/25
...
arousing office faggotry
  04/08/25
...
Doobsian theater stage
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
arousing office faggotry
  04/09/25
...
arousing office faggotry
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
chrome vigorous marketing idea
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Rusted talented property
  04/09/25
Ty
Doobsian theater stage
  04/09/25
...
Titillating liquid oxygen
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
drab ticket booth deer antler
  04/09/25
...
Doobsian theater stage
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
learning disabled prole chad
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Doobsian theater stage
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Doobsian theater stage
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
contagious windowlicker
  05/02/25
...
Doobsian theater stage
  05/12/25
...
Doobsian theater stage
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Doobsian theater stage
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Rusted talented property
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Doobsian theater stage
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
boyish up-to-no-good corner elastic band
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Doobsian theater stage
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
boyish up-to-no-good corner elastic band
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Well-lubricated brethren water buffalo
  06/03/25
...
Doobsian theater stage
  06/26/25
OP?
Doobsian theater stage
  06/27/25
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Doobsian theater stage
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: arousing office faggotry

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: emerald school cafeteria corn cake

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Coral angry macaca

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: fuchsia nowag

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: arousing office faggotry

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: fuchsia nowag

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: fuchsia nowag

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: fuchsia nowag

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: arousing office faggotry

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: fuchsia nowag

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: boyish up-to-no-good corner elastic band

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: boyish up-to-no-good corner elastic band

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: crawly field

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: arousing office faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Lake Wonderful Gaming Laptop Partner

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: fuchsia nowag

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Anal newt mediation

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: arousing office faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: arousing office faggotry

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: arousing office faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: chrome vigorous marketing idea

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Rusted talented property

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Titillating liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: drab ticket booth deer antler

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: learning disabled prole chad

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: contagious windowlicker

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Doobsian theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Rusted talented property

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: boyish up-to-no-good corner elastic band

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: boyish up-to-no-good corner elastic band

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Well-lubricated brethren water buffalo

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Doobsian theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Doobsian theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49145215)