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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Poppy Bateful Kitchen
  06/27/25
i support islam now
swollen duck-like range
  06/27/25
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fragrant purple temple jap
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
thriller violet indian lodge
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Poppy Bateful Kitchen
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
thriller violet indian lodge
  06/27/25
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Appetizing filthy azn principal's office
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narrow-minded skinny woman
  06/27/25
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lascivious internal respiration
  06/27/25
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Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
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Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Bull headed casino
  06/27/25
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beady-eyed whorehouse dopamine
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
narrow-minded skinny woman
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
spectacular dead giraffe
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
narrow-minded skinny woman
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
thriller violet indian lodge
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
narrow-minded skinny woman
  06/27/25
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Unhinged abode mexican
  06/27/25
It's both
trip center psychic
  06/27/25
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lascivious internal respiration
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
carmine library legal warrant
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Brindle splenetic senate kitty
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
swollen duck-like range
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
zombie-like reading party
  06/27/25
lmfao
spectacular dead giraffe
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
irradiated dun striped hyena
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
lascivious internal respiration
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
irradiated dun striped hyena
  06/27/25
lmao
Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
thriller violet indian lodge
  06/27/25
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Rose Talented Stead
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Odious locus
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
narrow-minded skinny woman
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Odious locus
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
narrow-minded skinny woman
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
lascivious internal respiration
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
irradiated dun striped hyena
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
lascivious internal respiration
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
razzmatazz antidepressant drug
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Hideous Stimulating Brunch
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Poppy Bateful Kitchen
  06/27/25
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Poppy Bateful Kitchen
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
carmine library legal warrant
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
hilarious sepia set incel
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
shimmering marketing idea trust fund
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Sadistic copper gas station
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Big Point
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
hilarious sepia set incel
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Nofapping Business Firm Personal Credit Line
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Brindle splenetic senate kitty
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Big Point
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
hilarious sepia set incel
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Poppy Bateful Kitchen



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: swollen duck-like range

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: fragrant purple temple jap



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: thriller violet indian lodge

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Poppy Bateful Kitchen

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: thriller violet indian lodge

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Appetizing filthy azn principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: lascivious internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Bull headed casino

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: narrow-minded skinny woman

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: spectacular dead giraffe

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: narrow-minded skinny woman

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: thriller violet indian lodge

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded skinny woman

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Unhinged abode mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: trip center psychic

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: lascivious internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: carmine library legal warrant

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Brindle splenetic senate kitty

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: swollen duck-like range

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: zombie-like reading party

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: spectacular dead giraffe

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: irradiated dun striped hyena

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: lascivious internal respiration

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: irradiated dun striped hyena

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: thriller violet indian lodge

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Rose Talented Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Odious locus

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded skinny woman

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Odious locus

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded skinny woman

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: lascivious internal respiration

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: irradiated dun striped hyena

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: lascivious internal respiration

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz antidepressant drug

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Hideous Stimulating Brunch

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Poppy Bateful Kitchen

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Poppy Bateful Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: carmine library legal warrant

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: hilarious sepia set incel

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: shimmering marketing idea trust fund

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Sadistic copper gas station

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Big Point

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: hilarious sepia set incel

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Nofapping Business Firm Personal Credit Line

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Brindle splenetic senate kitty

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Zippy cruise ship faggot firefighter

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Big Point

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: hilarious sepia set incel

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055482)