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RATE Our Sukkot Dinner Menu (Fall / Harvest Themed)

HAMOTZEI Cranberry Walnut NYT No-Knead Bread APPS ...
Insane hospital
  10/05/25
a solid 152 which is well above average for heeb food
stimulating milk giraffe
  10/05/25
literally none of this is heeb food, except for the homemade...
Insane hospital
  10/05/25
What's the most heebish food you've made
Curious party of the first part
  10/06/25
i assume by heebish food, you mean ashkenazi slop. (we make ...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
What about greasy bland latkes?
heady fortuitous meteor
  10/06/25
a solid "sneaky" out of ten
dun gaming laptop locus
  10/05/25
Sounds terrible, tbh. But chag sameach.
adventurous blood rage wagecucks
  10/06/25
what's terrible? show your work
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
LOL, KIKE
Multi-colored brethren wrinkle
  10/06/25
very solid but I’m worried about the “fried cape...
translucent elastic band pit
  10/06/25
they're 180 - had them before. btw, prole redneck nanny d...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
or azn tell, I bet no chinaman or jeet has ever heard of cap...
translucent elastic band pit
  10/06/25
lol looks like there's some chink capers: https://www....
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
huh I never knew
translucent elastic band pit
  10/06/25
Fuck you and your ilk, while you attempt to erase 2 million ...
Sienna provocative public bath
  10/06/25
the palestinian people never existed. a made up people.
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Except that everyone believes they do. This is the very most...
Sienna provocative public bath
  10/06/25
low iq schtick? mark twain described the land of israel was ...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Factually incorrect. AI Overview +5 Israel: a demog...
Sienna provocative public bath
  10/06/25
(idiotic maf oriental resorting to ai slop)
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Lol ok go with that. Unfortunately for you, again, no one be...
Sienna provocative public bath
  10/06/25
gg is literally a meth-addled birdshit hobo living under a b...
orange theater stage
  10/06/25
he has an extremely oriental cadence
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
...
Bearded windowlicker
  10/06/25
where is the $12 tap water and the silver goblet of goy b...
effete hall mental disorder
  10/06/25
$12 made in israel sodastream, actually!
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
I rate this as you guys should just accept Jesus was the mes...
Bearded windowlicker
  10/06/25
Absolutely 180 to watch how much hatred exists for the Jewis...
Sienna provocative public bath
  10/06/25
u seem really triggered by our 180 menu. there's already a s...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
It's just really cool to watch this unfold. By the way, I'v...
Sienna provocative public bath
  10/06/25
Thank you for your work in this thread. These people deserve...
Multi-colored brethren wrinkle
  10/06/25
Consider that the Jews picked on the biggest alpha males eve...
Sienna provocative public bath
  10/06/25
TITCR. They cannot defeat the resilience of our people.
Multi-colored brethren wrinkle
  10/06/25
100%
Sienna provocative public bath
  10/06/25
How is it Judaism is 4,000 years old but all your food is te...
impressive feces nursing home
  10/06/25
low iq schtick? literally none of this food is jewish food. ...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
"literally none of this food is jewish food." E...
impressive feces nursing home
  10/06/25
low iq schtick? the requirement is to have festive meals on ...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Sounds like we agree despite you being an autistic fag, jewi...
impressive feces nursing home
  10/06/25
no. this is MY jew food now.
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
The Jewish "people" never existed. A made up peopl...
Sienna provocative public bath
  10/06/25
Jewish dietary rules are made to ensure that Jews don't eat ...
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
low iq schtick? you're meaning to refer to the rule that jew...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
no one wants to eat your food either
histrionic native
  10/06/25
Which is why non-Jews never eat at kosher restaurants.
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
they dont go bc they're more expensive.
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
That is absolutely not why they don't go. People who go to ...
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
low iq schtick? apples to apples, pls. at any restaurant qua...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
If it was better then they would. There's always a market f...
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
shawarma and hummus is mostly the same shit, and there's no ...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Ok, since you're autistic I'll give a real world example. S...
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
i disagree. when i was a kid, any sushi place was run by nip...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Holy shit, do you have to aspie everything up? Yes, I get t...
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
ur being aspie. my point is there's nothing much to premium ...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Forget shawarma and hummus - there is no Jewish food that is...
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
lol @ forgetting 1 of the 2 jewish cuisines. there are 2 jew...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Because your example of "Jewish" cuisine is someth...
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
lol @ just dismissing the cuisine of the world's only jewish...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Because it isn't really "of Israel." That is like...
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
No, I mean religious Jews cannot go to a restaurant and eat ...
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
you're discussing a very modern thing -- adult male work col...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Wtf are you talking about? Have you ever talked to your par...
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
what the fuck is 'suckrot'?
Exhilarant Judgmental Digit Ratio
  10/06/25
SUCC IT, bitch
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
180
ivory property
  10/06/25
tyty
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
fuck u kike lol
vermilion abode sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
pharoah salad, actually
fragrant pea-brained stage friendly grandma
  10/06/25
rofl 180 would be 180 on passover except i assume farro i...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
rolf 180 hahaha kike shit my mom and me are important hahaha...
vermilion abode sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
This year’s theme is Pumpkin Spice Goy Chic
comical university
  10/06/25
180 ur a hipster. you know u want my pumpkin spice ice cr...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Everything sounds good tbh
comical university
  10/06/25
L’chaim!
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Frying capers is a huge waste of time
Aromatic twisted pozpig space
  10/06/25
Doesn't it take like 1 min
comical university
  10/06/25
he's got a point. gotta wait for oil to clean up, clean a po...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Goyim are bad with opportunity costs, film at 11 amirite
Autistic vibrant meetinghouse
  10/06/25
...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Most of this sounds pretty bad, tbh.
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
HAMOTZEI Cranberry Walnut NYT No-Knead Bread: Not a fan of ...
saffron regret
  10/06/25
out your ethnicity. how can u not like acorn squash or sweet...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
The first two are awful, walnuts are often overused. Also, ...
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
? jewish dietary rules dont affect anything on our menu toni...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
"non-dairy butter is fine" It is absolutely not...
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
u dont like sweet potatoes. ur opinion doesnt count.
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
(guy who doesn't eat cheeseburgers)
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
(guy who missed our hawaiian cheeseburgers) https://xoxoh...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
LMAO, that looks terrible and you "tricked God" wi...
razzmatazz azure site karate
  10/06/25
idk how this devolved into jew food. this is just north amer...
ivory property
  10/06/25
exactly. it's not jew food at all. many idiots itt keep sayi...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
using "herbs" and carpaccio this way is prole as h...
ivory property
  10/06/25
huh what's prole about using herbs on roasted veggies?
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
Herbs is a prole af catch-all.
ivory property
  10/06/25
we're not printing menus for guests. i'm just writing shorth...
Insane hospital
  10/06/25
It probably means tossed in everything bagel spice. And his ...
comical university
  10/06/25
ROFL herbs de everything bagel
Insane hospital
  10/06/25


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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Insane hospital

HAMOTZEI

Cranberry Walnut NYT No-Knead Bread

APPS

Candied Pecan Salad with Apples

Farro Salad w Kale

Smoked Salmon Carpaccio w Fried Capers & Herbs

MAINS

Roasted Herb Chicken w Wild Rice

Acorn Squash w Herbs

Roasted Sweet Potatoes w Herbs

DESSERT

Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream (parve)

Apple Pie Blondies w Icing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49327853)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: stimulating milk giraffe

a solid 152 which is well above average for heeb food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49327857)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Insane hospital

literally none of this is heeb food, except for the homemade ice cream being non-dairy -- which is much more shitlib faggot vegan than heeb. no jew besides me is making their own homemade ice cream. it's shitlib millennial vegan foodie types who are making homemade non-dairy ice cream.

we don't make heeb food ever. we made foods from all over. fall/harvest goes nice with the sukkot holiday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49327871)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:01 AM
Author: Curious party of the first part

What's the most heebish food you've made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328080)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:20 AM
Author: Insane hospital

i assume by heebish food, you mean ashkenazi slop. (we make a lot of israeli food, but israeli food is just middle eastern food.)

we actually make homemade bagels. we have a zojirushi bread maker and it makes the dough. so 180.

also, wife makes 180 matzah ball soup.

kids and i love matzah brei too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328170)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: heady fortuitous meteor

What about greasy bland latkes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328349)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: dun gaming laptop locus

a solid "sneaky" out of ten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49327863)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: adventurous blood rage wagecucks

Sounds terrible, tbh. But chag sameach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328015)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: Insane hospital

what's terrible? show your work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328168)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored brethren wrinkle

LOL, KIKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: translucent elastic band pit

very solid but I’m worried about the “fried capers”, I love capers as an ingredient and in fact made a chicken vinaigrette caper salad just yesterday, but fried?

edit these various people are bullish on fried capers will try them on some fish or something

https://www.bonappetit.com/story/fried-capers?srsltid=AfmBOooeFSjf0stlkzLJH699UhEqBlbNYLkKpCUCCYwSFU2vRAP-PrI5

https://foodtasia.com/fried-capers/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskCulinary/comments/1dslav5/how_do_you_get_capers_to_fry_up_crispy/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328051)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:14 AM
Author: Insane hospital

they're 180 - had them before.

btw, prole redneck nanny didnt know what a caper was. prole tell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: translucent elastic band pit

or azn tell, I bet no chinaman or jeet has ever heard of capers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328296)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Insane hospital

lol

looks like there's some chink capers:

https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/feat/archives/2017/12/23/2003684469

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328298)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: translucent elastic band pit

huh I never knew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328809)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Sienna provocative public bath

Fuck you and your ilk, while you attempt to erase 2 million people from existence, this is what's on your mind.

I truly pray this is the last holiday your shit people gets to celebrate in any festive form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328053)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: Insane hospital

the palestinian people never existed. a made up people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328167)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Sienna provocative public bath

Except that everyone believes they do. This is the very most annoying line of Jewish "reasoning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328169)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:22 AM
Author: Insane hospital

low iq schtick? mark twain described the land of israel was desolate and unpopulated when he visited. there were literally no palestinians there.

when zionism took off, arabs started showing up -- to fuck over the jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328172)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: Sienna provocative public bath

Factually incorrect.

AI Overview

+5

Israel: a demographic ticking bomb in today's one-state ...

In 1850, estimates for the Arab population in Ottoman Palestine (the area that would become Israel) vary but suggest it was around 300,000 to 480,000 Muslims and Christians, representing the vast majority of the total population at the time. This figure highlights the existing majority Arab population before significant Jewish immigration waves, known as aliyah, began to alter the demographics in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328178)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:32 AM
Author: Insane hospital

(idiotic maf oriental resorting to ai slop)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328193)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Sienna provocative public bath

Lol ok go with that. Unfortunately for you, again, no one believes that that part of the world was "desolate" regardless of what Mark Twain said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328199)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: orange theater stage

gg is literally a meth-addled birdshit hobo living under a bridge consuming brown chinese tiktok (thanks trump!) propaganda vids 20/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328249)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Insane hospital

he has an extremely oriental cadence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328253)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Bearded windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49330232)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:28 AM
Author: effete hall mental disorder

where is the $12 tap water

and the silver goblet of goy baby foreskins soaked in goy baby blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328062)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: Insane hospital

$12 made in israel sodastream, actually!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328472)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:56 AM
Author: Bearded windowlicker

I rate this as you guys should just accept Jesus was the messiah already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328106)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:21 AM
Author: Sienna provocative public bath

Absolutely 180 to watch how much hatred exists for the Jewish oppressors of humanity. And to think, it took a literal genocide on their part to finally free people to speak up against them. The Palestinians really took one for the team here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328171)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Insane hospital

u seem really triggered by our 180 menu. there's already a subthread wasteland above w/ ur antisemitic rant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328175)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:27 AM
Author: Sienna provocative public bath

It's just really cool to watch this unfold.

By the way, I've been told by a highly successful person that casual anti-semitic comments are becoming commonplace in one-on-one conversations among gentile businessmen, although he hasn't heard anything on group calls yet. How long until open anti-semitism is permitted again? Can't wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328181)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Multi-colored brethren wrinkle

Thank you for your work in this thread. These people deserve neither peace nor celebration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328337)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Sienna provocative public bath

Consider that the Jews picked on the biggest alpha males ever, all of the European peoples, and did it for thousands of years- wrecking their societies and subverting their people. And they got away with it.

It was when they turned their sights on the humble Palestinians, a tiny society of olive farmers, that the world finally fucking snapped.

This will be their undoing. You really need to pause sometimes and appreciate God's world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328934)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored brethren wrinkle

TITCR. They cannot defeat the resilience of our people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329469)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Sienna provocative public bath

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329724)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: impressive feces nursing home

How is it Judaism is 4,000 years old but all your food is terrible? Surely you've had enough time to practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328186)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: Insane hospital

low iq schtick? literally none of this food is jewish food.

what is jewish about roasted acorn squash? or a kale salad? or herb chicken with wild rice? or blondies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328189)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: impressive feces nursing home

"literally none of this food is jewish food."

Exactly. Not even you want to eat Jewish food on your own Jewish holiday lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328195)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Insane hospital

low iq schtick? the requirement is to have festive meals on shabbat and the holidays; nothing in the rules that we have to eat traditional ashkenazi slop.

and traditional ashkenazi slop is just eastern european peasant food. goy peasants in e euro were eating this same shitty slop.

just because many jews like eating their shtetl peasant slop doesnt mean we have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328245)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: impressive feces nursing home

Sounds like we agree despite you being an autistic fag, jewish food is shit. Enjoy your food from superior cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328504)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Insane hospital

no. this is MY jew food now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: Sienna provocative public bath

The Jewish "people" never existed. A made up people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328190)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

Jewish dietary rules are made to ensure that Jews don't eat with non-Jews. If the food was awesome it wouldn't serve this function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329231)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Insane hospital

low iq schtick? you're meaning to refer to the rule that jews cant drink wine made by goyim so jews dont socialize with goyim.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329242)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: histrionic native

no one wants to eat your food either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329256)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

Which is why non-Jews never eat at kosher restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329271)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Insane hospital

they dont go bc they're more expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329283)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

That is absolutely not why they don't go. People who go to super expensive restaurants still don't eat at kosher restaurants. If they were better then they would. But they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329300)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Insane hospital

low iq schtick? apples to apples, pls. at any restaurant quality level, a kosher restaurant would be 2x the price.

a 180 kosher israeli shawarma place is going to be 2x the cost of the equally 180 arab shawarma place. non-jews simply would never go to the israeli place.

even among jewish delis in mfh, the non kosher ones are half the price of the kosher ones and the goyim go to the cheaper non-kosher ones.

if you replicated some michelin restaurant and made a kosher version of it, it would cost a fuckton. and why would anyone pay those prices besides jews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329322)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

If it was better then they would. There's always a market for premium stuff. But that's the point - the only advantage is that it is compliant with some stupid Jewish rules that only Jews care about. For normal people the food also tastes worse because of those rules (can't get a bacon cheeseburger, can't get a steak with butter on it, and so on).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329337)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Insane hospital

shawarma and hummus is mostly the same shit, and there's no way to make that shit so much better than the best arab places that are half the price that it's worth paying 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329344)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

Ok, since you're autistic I'll give a real world example. Sushi is incredibly expensive for what it is. Go to any American fish place and sushi fish is much more expensive for the amount of fish you get. Yet everyone goes to Japanese sushi places and pays the premium because it is really good. In fact, at any given sushi place you will notice that very few people are Japanese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329355)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Insane hospital

i disagree. when i was a kid, any sushi place was run by nips. now, you've got beaners and chinks and gooks -- and even mongolians -- making sushi at even "fancy" places. most prole americans dont give a fuck and/or dont know. only a few truly elite places in MFH/SF/LA are gonna have a true nip sushi chef. yes elites people will pay a premium for those places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329394)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

Holy shit, do you have to aspie everything up? Yes, I get that as sushi got popular it got watered down. But it got popular and commanded a premium because it is something new and better. Kosher food doesn't fit that description which is why no one except Jews pay the premium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329512)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Insane hospital

ur being aspie. my point is there's nothing much to premium up about shawarma and hummus beyond what a good arab place is already doing -- such that a goy would spend 2x the cost of the arab place for the supposed premium jew version.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

Forget shawarma and hummus - there is no Jewish food that is superior and makes non-Jews want to go to the kosher restaurant to get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329550)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Insane hospital

lol @ forgetting 1 of the 2 jewish cuisines. there are 2 jewish cuisines: ashkenazi slop (which i admit nobody wants), and israeli.

israeli food is 180, but a kosher israeli restaurant is not worth it for goyim. fuck, non-kosher israeli restaurants do way better than kosher ones just bc they're cheaper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329580)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

Because your example of "Jewish" cuisine is something not remotely Jewish but in fact is widely viewed as Arabic food. This is also why the "Kosher Israeli" restaurant wouldn't get traction - because the generic middle eastern restaurant around the corner will do it better and cheaper. This, of course, proves my point. And while you may dislike Ashkenazi food (actually, everyone does), at least it includes some stuff that is somewhat unique but it sucks and the non-Jewish versions of the food (E. Euro dishes) are much better.

Which brings me back to my original point. Jewish food sucks and this is clearly by design to ensure that Jews can't eat with non-Jews, which is consistent with other stupid Jewish rules that ensure that Jews can't coexist with non-Jews in most spaces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329760)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Insane hospital

lol @ just dismissing the cuisine of the world's only jewish country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329766)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

Because it isn't really "of Israel." That is like saying sandwiches are "of America" because Americans love to eat sandwiches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329786)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

No, I mean religious Jews cannot go to a restaurant and eat with normal people. Nothing there will be kosher and regular people would never want to eat at a kosher restaurant. We have a religious Jew at work. If he wants to eat with us he brings his own food but at a restaurant he won't get anything. I didn't even know the wine thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329260)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Insane hospital

you're discussing a very modern thing -- adult male work colleagues didnt go to a restaurant together for most of human and jewish history.

that's simply not the purpose of the kosher laws. it might be a practical consequence in the post industrial revolution times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329275)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

Wtf are you talking about? Have you ever talked to your parents or grandparents? They used to go out together far more than they do now. People used to go to people's houses all the time from work too. Keep in mind, people used to work at the same place their entire career with the same people.

Basic Jewish history: Jews set everything up to make sure Jews lived in their little Jewish ghetto/shtetl and it was very, very difficult to leave. And if you did then the community would pretend that you died. Truly cultish shit. But one of those things was the dietary restrictions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329323)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Digit Ratio

what the fuck is 'suckrot'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328201)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Insane hospital

SUCC IT, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328248)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: ivory property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328229)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Insane hospital

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328246)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: vermilion abode sneaky criminal

fuck u kike lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328251)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: fragrant pea-brained stage friendly grandma

pharoah salad, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328265)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Insane hospital

rofl 180

would be 180 on passover except i assume farro is forbidden on passover bc it's some kind of wheat grain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328268)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: vermilion abode sneaky criminal

rolf 180 hahaha kike shit my mom and me are important hahaha my kids arent inbreed retards my wife is hotter than sydney sweeney and im definitely not a retard AA'd into my law job haha rolf 180 kike shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: comical university

This year’s theme is Pumpkin Spice Goy Chic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328309)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Insane hospital

180

ur a hipster. you know u want my pumpkin spice ice cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: comical university

Everything sounds good tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328459)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Insane hospital

L’chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328466)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Aromatic twisted pozpig space

Frying capers is a huge waste of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328490)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: comical university

Doesn't it take like 1 min

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Insane hospital

he's got a point. gotta wait for oil to clean up, clean a pot, deal with splatters on the stovetop, etc.

one thing we've learned from cooking these huge festive meals w/ multiple kids around -- no longer being childless shrews -- is that every little thing takes time, and all these little steps add up.

you really have to evaluate what's worth it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Autistic vibrant meetinghouse

Goyim are bad with opportunity costs, film at 11 amirite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329795)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Insane hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

Most of this sounds pretty bad, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328786)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: saffron regret

HAMOTZEI

Cranberry Walnut NYT No-Knead Bread: Not a fan of walnuts.

APPS

Candied Pecan Salad with Apples: Sounds good.

Farro Salad w Kale: Probably fine.

Smoked Salmon Carpaccio w Fried Capers & Herbs: Probably fine.

MAINS

Roasted Herb Chicken w Wild Rice: Wild rice kind of sucks.

Acorn Squash w Herbs: Not a fan on acorn squash.

Roasted Sweet Potatoes w Herbs: Not a fan on sweet potatoes.

DESSERT

Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream (parve): Ghastly.

Apple Pie Blondies w Icing: Sounds good.

I rate it 4.5/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328824)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Insane hospital

out your ethnicity. how can u not like acorn squash or sweet potatoes or walnuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49328928)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

The first two are awful, walnuts are often overused. Also, Jewish dietary rules kill most food that is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329230)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Insane hospital

? jewish dietary rules dont affect anything on our menu tonight other than the desserts.

and nowadays, there's perfectly good substitutes for most things. non-dairy butter is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329252)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

"non-dairy butter is fine"

It is absolutely not. This is a great example of my point.

The reason this menu sucks is because you couldn't come up with a good menu and follow those stupid fucking rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329266)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Insane hospital

u dont like sweet potatoes. ur opinion doesnt count.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329291)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

(guy who doesn't eat cheeseburgers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329341)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Insane hospital

(guy who missed our hawaiian cheeseburgers)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599683&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329347)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure site karate

LMAO, that looks terrible and you "tricked God" with fake cheese. Of course, it is another example that demonstrates why Jewish food is awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329362)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: ivory property

idk how this devolved into jew food. this is just north american fall food that would be on any restaurant menu today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329504)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Insane hospital

exactly. it's not jew food at all. many idiots itt keep saying this is jew food. it's literally fall food, and antisemites are hating on this just bc it's being served in association with a jewish holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329511)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: ivory property

using "herbs" and carpaccio this way is prole as hell though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329562)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Insane hospital

huh what's prole about using herbs on roasted veggies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329588)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: ivory property

Herbs is a prole af catch-all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329609)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Insane hospital

we're not printing menus for guests. i'm just writing shorthand for xo

would this be better:

THE SQUASH

roasted squash, salt, pepper, rosemary, thyme

etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329610)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: comical university

It probably means tossed in everything bagel spice. And his salmon "carpaccio" is just lox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329725)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Insane hospital

ROFL

herbs de everything bagel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49329745)