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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Rebellious space
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
charcoal soul-stirring striped hyena
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Lavender startled theater
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Primrose personal credit line hell
  08/30/25
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Violent stead
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Thirsty Meetinghouse Mother
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Charismatic step-uncle's house
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Rebellious space
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Charismatic step-uncle's house
  08/31/25
...
Coral well-lubricated french chef pistol
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  08/31/25
delusional take
Coral well-lubricated french chef pistol
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Sticky Coffee Pot
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Glittery bearded stage partner
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
excitant rusted theatre
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Glittery bearded stage partner
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Rebellious space
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Glittery bearded stage partner
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Rebellious space
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
excitant rusted theatre
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
excitant rusted theatre
  09/05/25
...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Filthy opaque gaping
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
excitant rusted theatre
  09/05/25
...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
excitant rusted theatre
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Rebellious space
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Low-t tank
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Low-t tank
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  09/05/25
Kenny
excitant rusted theatre
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Rebellious space
  09/06/25
...
sienna boistinker
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  09/06/25
...
sienna boistinker
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Rebellious space
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Cerebral stage dragon
  09/07/25
Explain
Rebellious space
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
dashing crystalline patrolman
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Rebellious space
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Rebellious space
  09/07/25
...
Sticky Coffee Pot
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Glittery bearded stage partner
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Rebellious space

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: charcoal soul-stirring striped hyena

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Lavender startled theater

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Primrose personal credit line hell

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Violent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Thirsty Meetinghouse Mother

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Charismatic step-uncle's house

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Rebellious space

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Charismatic step-uncle's house

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Coral well-lubricated french chef pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Coral well-lubricated french chef pistol

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Sticky Coffee Pot

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: excitant rusted theatre

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Rebellious space

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Rebellious space

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: excitant rusted theatre

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: excitant rusted theatre

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Filthy opaque gaping

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: excitant rusted theatre

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: excitant rusted theatre

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Rebellious space

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Low-t tank

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Low-t tank

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: excitant rusted theatre

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Rebellious space

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: sienna boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: sienna boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Rebellious space

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Cerebral stage dragon

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Rebellious space

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: dashing crystalline patrolman

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Rebellious space

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Rebellious space

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Sticky Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Glittery bearded stage partner

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49599047)