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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
Olive razzle-dazzle friendly grandma
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
salmon bateful business firm
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Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
Olive razzle-dazzle friendly grandma
  03/03/24
Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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Frozen Stimulating Striped Hyena
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
Olive razzle-dazzle friendly grandma
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
passionate crusty field pozpig
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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(Mitch McConnell)
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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ti, oc, tcr.
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Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
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No wonder u don't get laid
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but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
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The whole thread is a work of art
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great thread
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Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOi...
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Olive razzle-dazzle friendly grandma

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: salmon bateful business firm

Was it a babby tree?

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Olive razzle-dazzle friendly grandma

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: salmon bateful business firm

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Frozen Stimulating Striped Hyena



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: silver trip filthpig

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Dashing mental disorder



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Olive razzle-dazzle friendly grandma



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Talented bronze wrinkle



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: flirting shitlib whorehouse



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Frozen Stimulating Striped Hyena



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: costumed school



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Slimy lettuce



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: titillating chartreuse affirmative action party of the first part

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Olive razzle-dazzle friendly grandma

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: passionate crusty field pozpig

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: saffron athletic conference

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Olive razzle-dazzle friendly grandma

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: beta gunner

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Vigorous selfie



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Geriatric Thriller Orchestra Pit Dog Poop



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: canary twisted gaping



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: costumed school



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: arrogant jet-lagged turdskin corner



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Opaque adventurous old irish cottage

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: passionate crusty field pozpig

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Frozen Stimulating Striped Hyena



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: twinkling aromatic digit ratio depressive



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Charcoal candlestick maker

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Vibrant tank



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Wonderful trust fund cumskin

(Mitch McConnell)

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: passionate crusty field pozpig



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: canary twisted gaping

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: garnet insane becky

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: passionate crusty field pozpig

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: henna soul-stirring macaca

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: violent chestnut theater antidepressant drug

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Vigorous selfie

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: Impressive cracking mother genital piercing

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: henna soul-stirring macaca



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Frozen Stimulating Striped Hyena



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: deranged brethren stage



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: canary twisted gaping



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: costumed school



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Cowardly vermilion dragon



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Slimy lettuce



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: henna soul-stirring macaca



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Motley brunch toaster

lol

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Snowy provocative fat ankles state

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: henna soul-stirring macaca



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: violent chestnut theater antidepressant drug

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Galvanic toilet seat weed whacker

No wonder u don't get laid

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: blathering abusive locus faggot firefighter

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Vivacious kink-friendly crackhouse codepig

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: arrogant jet-lagged turdskin corner

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Cowardly vermilion dragon

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Slimy lettuce

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: passionate crusty field pozpig

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: canary twisted gaping



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Patel Philippe



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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