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Tips and tricks for avoiding "cumshots" when opening yogurt?
| Very tactful hairraiser international law enforcement agency | 05/11/26 |
| vengeful appetizing halford gunner | 05/11/26 |
| coral charismatic jew | 05/11/26 |
| jet-lagged locale sound barrier | 05/11/26 |
| vivacious misunderstood hairy legs | 06/18/26 |
| Big internal respiration | 06/18/26 |
| hyperventilating menage | 06/18/26 |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Very tactful hairraiser international law enforcement agency When opening yogurt, often the yogurt has a vacuum effect that results in a "cumshot" when it pops, splattering yogurt on you. Needless to say, this can get quite messy! My best practices: - do NOT shake the yogurt before opening (this effectively "jacks off" the yogurt, making it much more likely to blow its load) - point it AWAY from you while opening (this ensures any "cumshot" splatters onto the floor or table - not ideal but easier cleanup than your shirt or face!) - hold a napkin in front of the yogurt while opening (this is effectively like nutting into a Kleenex, which isn't always sufficient for big loads)
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: vengeful appetizing halford gunner Try to catch it in your mouth so it makes less mess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49880461) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: coral charismatic jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49880488) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: jet-lagged locale sound barrier Hold the cup by the base and then stick your tongue out in case it splatters toward your face. Sometimes it'll get in your eyes, so be careful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49880467) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: vivacious misunderstood hairy legs Damn it. Followed these tips but still got splashed by an "aftershock" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49946816) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Big internal respiration yum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49946818) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:06 PM Author: hyperventilating menage *huge* yogurt fan here, this happens to me all the time. I'm always walking around with little white splatters on my clothes haha!
anyway I would suggest rather than ripping the foil, take a knife and cut around the edge. Or even just make a little knifepoint perforation, which gives you that "hiss" and releases the vacuum.
either way a little "cumshot" on your clothes is a small price to pay for delicious greek yogurt mmm hmm |