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Hypo: $1M for nothing OR $1M for every mile you swim across the English channel

Two choices: (1) Get $1M right now for doing nothing. ...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
Im gay
vibrant trailer park
  07/24/26
So are you in?
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
100% to either option my guy
vibrant trailer park
  07/24/26
so my options or $1M or $1M but I drown I'll have to mull...
Laughsome Olive Parlour Queen Of The Night
  07/24/26
Do you think you can make it a full mile before you drown?
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
right, my initial thought was like "oh I've done a mile...
Laughsome Olive Parlour Queen Of The Night
  07/24/26
Explain. Unless you make it all the way across, you need som...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
$1 million now. That water is cold as fuck, and what, I'm g...
navy razzle goyim national
  07/24/26
The water off Dover is a comfy 68 degrees right now. Same as...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
Motherfucker, how many miles do you think I'm swimming and i...
navy razzle goyim national
  07/24/26
only mile swims i've done were in a nice lap pool with flipp...
Hot Multi-colored Property
  07/24/26
Why? There's no time pressure. Swim for a while, take a brea...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
it's not a pool. floating on your back in the middle of the...
Hot Multi-colored Property
  07/24/26
Drowning risk is pretty low. Tow a life boat behind you for ...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
lol
yapping blood rage
  07/24/26
Just in case you don't make it all the way across. Once you ...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
Might as well
yapping blood rage
  07/25/26
Simple as
Drunken center
  07/28/26
lol
Slimy concupiscible foreskin menage
  07/25/26
do i get a wetsuit
Fragrant sex offender son of senegal
  07/24/26
Regular, reasonable wetsuit: Yes. A wetsuit with flippers...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
I’d do it with a life vest or some float device only t...
Fragrant sex offender son of senegal
  07/24/26
You can pull a life vest with you, but once you use it, the ...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
your hypos are bona fide retarded man. take a million or swi...
Irradiated grizzly scourge upon the earth
  07/24/26
Explain. I would swim several miles and make several million...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
explain how many miles you are going to swim befrpe you real...
Irradiated grizzly scourge upon the earth
  07/24/26
I'll see how I feel after 3 miles. Probably go for 5+ total.
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
so 10 if you want to live
Irradiated grizzly scourge upon the earth
  07/24/26
No need to double the mileage. I'll swim out 5 miles (or mor...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
...
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$42m
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  07/24/26
$1 million now. If a pool the length of the English Channel ...
yapping blood rage
  07/24/26
towing a lifevest I'm very confident I could do at least two...
Mentally impaired indian lodge
  07/24/26
180 2 miles is nbd. People are blowing this way out of pr...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/24/26
I am unable to float, so I will drown within 1 mile. Give me...
Heady indigo hunting ground athletic conference
  07/24/26
lol give me the $1M
lake angry stag film pozpig
  07/24/26
Sweet I’ll make $300 million, back stroking from Lyme ...
twisted pontificating marketing idea giraffe
  07/25/26
180000
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/25/26
How do u get to land once you’re done swimming / drown...
Elite generalized bond
  07/25/26
Read the thread. You just tie a boat to you nbd
Irradiated grizzly scourge upon the earth
  07/25/26
Or a life jacket or a paddle board or just swim back. Pretty...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/25/26
$1M now. I couldn't even swim a quarter mile lol.
Slimy concupiscible foreskin menage
  07/25/26
You don't need to all at once. You can swim, float around ta...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/25/26
(guy who has never actually gone for a swim)
Slimy concupiscible foreskin menage
  07/26/26
I have no idea what my distance-swimming capacity is, let al...
galvanic philosopher-king home
  07/25/26
What about it? You don't have do tow a boat. You could swim ...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/25/26
Nigger, two-thirds of us are going to drown within 50 feet o...
galvanic philosopher-king home
  07/25/26
the boat towing hypo is fairly retarded but not as retarded ...
Mentally impaired indian lodge
  07/26/26
If presented with this opportunity I'd assume it was a Willy...
Pink shitlib
  07/25/26
What’s the shark situation?
Motley Den
  07/26/26
You should be fine in the English Channel
yapping blood rage
  07/26/26
he assured his fellow poaster, flashing a multi-rowed grin
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/27/26
...
Soul-stirring hall doctorate
  07/27/26
op, your hypo is gay. If your towing some shit with you for ...
Flushed talking pisswyrm
  07/26/26
Why not charter a boat 3 miles out and then swim to shore?
navy razzle goyim national
  07/26/26
Definitely swimming as far as I can.
slate stirring whorehouse fanboi
  07/26/26
Infinite money glitch if you make sure to keep your eyes on ...
navy razzle goyim national
  07/26/26
...
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If I can wear a wetsuit I could swim to france and back no p...
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...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/27/26
I swim 1 + 1/3 miles every morning (well, most mornings). Wi...
dun ticket booth milk
  07/27/26
There is no time limit in the OP you could tow a life raft w...
Big lavender mexican candlestick maker
  07/27/26
you'd need to sleep, and what happens if the raft drifts whi...
dun ticket booth milk
  07/27/26
Bring an anchor with you
Big lavender mexican candlestick maker
  07/27/26
shrewd
dun ticket booth milk
  07/27/26
Just do tow an anchor
Drunken center
  07/28/26
it says it must be "consecutive" lmao op is a legi...
Irradiated grizzly scourge upon the earth
  07/27/26
Still LOLLING at how absolutely retarded this hypo is
cowardly dashing theater stage
  07/27/26
Nazca Redlines is our premier hypo artist and I appreciate a...
dun ticket booth milk
  07/27/26
Same but this was a big, public whiff. Very retarded too. So...
cowardly dashing theater stage
  07/27/26
If there is a problem here--and there isn't--it's that not e...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/27/26
lol I legit swam in a state championship in HS (did not win ...
dun ticket booth milk
  07/28/26
...
erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/27/26
agreed. nazca should know his audience. open water swimmin...
Hot Multi-colored Property
  07/27/26
...
Drunken center
  07/28/26
Absolutely no changing consumer patterns in this thread.
180 sticky field
  07/27/26
Expert SCUBA diver here with over 500 logged dives & a D...
Soul-stirring hall doctorate
  07/27/26
I'm pretty sure your fat feet alone would allow you to float...
Mentally impaired indian lodge
  07/28/26


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Date: July 24th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

Two choices:

(1) Get $1M right now for doing nothing.

(2) Get $1M for every mile you swim across the English Channel. You need to start within 48 hours. The swim must be consecutive. The final measure will be the furthest point you were from the coast of England or France (whichever you started from). You can't have any support on the swim. You can tow behind you anything you want for safety or for the journey back (or onward across the Channel) after you're done swimming, but it can't help you on the swim. E.g., you can pull a rowboat with you for use after you're done.

Also: You 2x your money if you successfully make it across the English Channel with no support.

Which do you choose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50021722)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: vibrant trailer park

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50021723)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

So are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50021871)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: vibrant trailer park

100% to either option my guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022575)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Laughsome Olive Parlour Queen Of The Night

so my options or $1M or $1M but I drown

I'll have to mull it over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50021875)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

Do you think you can make it a full mile before you drown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50021997)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Olive Parlour Queen Of The Night

right, my initial thought was like "oh I've done a mile swim it's nbd" but that ofc wasn't in the English channel.

however I'm still going to say yes on the gattaca theory - in this hypo you don't have to save anything for the swim back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022017)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

Explain. Unless you make it all the way across, you need something left in the tank to get back to land, though you can get into the boat you've been pulling with you, if you were inclined to do so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022064)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: navy razzle goyim national

$1 million now. That water is cold as fuck, and what, I'm going to get at most an extra million? Not enough to be worth the effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022060)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

The water off Dover is a comfy 68 degrees right now. Same as it is in the Hamptons. Once you get used to it, it would feel fine. And you can bring a wet suit if you want.

With no clock and a boat you can pull behind youreslf to get back, you should be able to earn way more than $1M extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022081)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: navy razzle goyim national

Motherfucker, how many miles do you think I'm swimming and in what kind of water?

I'm ready for my million dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022190)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Hot Multi-colored Property

only mile swims i've done were in a nice lap pool with flippers on. also i was a teenager. not happening today

take the 1M and no swimming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022076)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

Why? There's no time pressure. Swim for a while, take a break floating on your back, back to swimming...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022082)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: Hot Multi-colored Property

it's not a pool. floating on your back in the middle of the english channel with waves and currents pulling you this way and that would be brutal and dangerous. i'd have to tread water and there's no way i'm doing that for long enough to rest. i'd definitely drown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022087)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

Drowning risk is pretty low. Tow a life boat behind you for when you're ready to give up.

And the waves are pretty small when the weather is good. It's not the open ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022097)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: yapping blood rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022217)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

Just in case you don't make it all the way across. Once you get to mile 10, you might as well keep going all the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022228)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: yapping blood rage

Might as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50023257)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:18 AM
Author: Drunken center

Simple as

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50028900)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 8:39 AM
Author: Slimy concupiscible foreskin menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50023210)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Fragrant sex offender son of senegal

do i get a wetsuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022091)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

Regular, reasonable wetsuit: Yes.

A wetsuit with flippers built in or something like that: No.

Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022100)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Fragrant sex offender son of senegal

I’d do it with a life vest or some float device only this hypo is insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022170)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

You can pull a life vest with you, but once you use it, the hypo is over.

And the hypo isn't that insane. A short, 3 mile swim in fairly calm water isn't that big a deal. Several poa in this very thread have talked about mile-plus swims they've done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022187)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Irradiated grizzly scourge upon the earth

your hypos are bona fide retarded man. take a million or swim a mile tugging a boat to get the same money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022101)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

Explain. I would swim several miles and make several million. And you don't need to tug a boat if you think you can make it back to land without it. Or if you don't care to make it back to land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022163)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Irradiated grizzly scourge upon the earth

explain how many miles you are going to swim befrpe you realize you need to turn around.

who is tugging a boat while swimming miles? wtf kind of hypo is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022175)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

I'll see how I feel after 3 miles. Probably go for 5+ total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022189)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Irradiated grizzly scourge upon the earth

so 10 if you want to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022193)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

No need to double the mileage. I'll swim out 5 miles (or more), then hop in the dinghy I pulled behind me to head back to land and hit the pub for a nice bitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022211)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant mustard genital piercing casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022810)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring talented boiling water orchestra pit

$42m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022108)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: yapping blood rage

$1 million now. If a pool the length of the English Channel I’d do the pool and target $5 million. Open water swimming is not for the feint of heart.

Edit: LOL at no support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022215)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Mentally impaired indian lodge

towing a lifevest I'm very confident I could do at least two miles and make it back, worst case scenario I still get the million but had to work for it so I'm in, this is assuming that your 48 hour window is based on not being able to prepare not having to go out in a legit storm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022833)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

180

2 miles is nbd. People are blowing this way out of proportion. It's easy money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022845)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:26 PM
Author: Heady indigo hunting ground athletic conference

I am unable to float, so I will drown within 1 mile. Give me the channel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022835)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: lake angry stag film pozpig

lol give me the $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022839)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: twisted pontificating marketing idea giraffe

Sweet I’ll make $300 million, back stroking from Lyme Bay to st malo

Easy money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50022952)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50023252)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 8:05 AM
Author: Elite generalized bond

How do u get to land once you’re done swimming / drowning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50023183)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Irradiated grizzly scourge upon the earth

Read the thread. You just tie a boat to you nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50023238)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

Or a life jacket or a paddle board or just swim back. Pretty much whatever you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50023253)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Slimy concupiscible foreskin menage

$1M now. I couldn't even swim a quarter mile lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50023206)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

You don't need to all at once. You can swim, float around taking a break, resume swimming... Or, try to catch a current.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50023256)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Slimy concupiscible foreskin menage

(guy who has never actually gone for a swim)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50024662)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: galvanic philosopher-king home

I have no idea what my distance-swimming capacity is, let alone my open-water distance-swimming capacity (I'm reasonably but still unsupportedly confident on the former, incredibly pessimistic on the latter).

So I'll take the $1M. Give me some time to train, and especially time to train while deciding, and maybe I try to string together a few miles, but right now I just worry I hit 0 and die.

What is this "tow a rowboat" shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50023264)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

What about it? You don't have do tow a boat. You could swim back when you're done, if you're inclined. But if you want, you can bring a boat or life jacket with you to help you get back to land after you swim as far as you're going to. You just can't use that helpful stuff until you're done with the hypo, so if you want to bring it, you need to tow it behind you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50023276)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: galvanic philosopher-king home

Nigger, two-thirds of us are going to drown within 50 feet of the water getting deeper than 5'8". We are not "towing" a fucking ship behind us, quit being a faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50023292)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 4:57 AM
Author: Mentally impaired indian lodge

the boat towing hypo is fairly retarded but not as retarded as you might think, things move so much easier in water that a strong swimmer could make that work, if I had an inflatable kayak kind of thing on a string I could probably haul it without much issue and whenever I give out I'm golden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50024740)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Pink shitlib

If presented with this opportunity I'd assume it was a Willy Wonka kind of situation where the offer that only a coward would accept is not a real offer and I need to prove my mettle to get the prize. I'll go for the swim and probably drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50023360)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: Motley Den

What’s the shark situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50024756)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: yapping blood rage

You should be fine in the English Channel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50025034)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

he assured his fellow poaster, flashing a multi-rowed grin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50026815)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hall doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50027140)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Flushed talking pisswyrm

op, your hypo is gay. If your towing some shit with you for the ride back in event of not meaking it, then everyone takes the million unless you are 1975 Mark Spitz. Personally, I could do probly 3 miles, but I dont want to be 3 miles off shore in the English fucking Channel when I decide to stop. Henceforth, I will take the $1mill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50024798)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: navy razzle goyim national

Why not charter a boat 3 miles out and then swim to shore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50024826)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: slate stirring whorehouse fanboi

Definitely swimming as far as I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50024835)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: navy razzle goyim national

Infinite money glitch if you make sure to keep your eyes on the open sea at all times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50025015)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: orange public bath coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50024938)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Big lavender mexican candlestick maker

If I can wear a wetsuit I could swim to france and back no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50026820)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 27th, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: dun ticket booth milk

I swim 1 + 1/3 miles every morning (well, most mornings). Without a buttload of additional training lasting months, I could probably do up to 3 miles in open water and that would leave me pretty wrecked. Absolutely no way I can swim the whole English Channel, and if I tried without support, I would die.

So I would at most trust myself to swim 1.5 miles out, and then I would have to swim 1.5 miles back, and even that would involve non-zero risk to my life. All for 1.5 million.

I'll take the 1M and just stay in bed risklessly instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50026868)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Big lavender mexican candlestick maker

There is no time limit in the OP you could tow a life raft with water & food and an ipad and starlink internet and take a break and poast til next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50026902)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: dun ticket booth milk

you'd need to sleep, and what happens if the raft drifts while you sleep?

The English Channel is 21 miles across at its narrowest. When I swim laps, my cruising speed is around 2 mph. So I would take 11+ hours of cruising speed swimming to cross the Channel, not counting any breaks, and not allowing for extra time to swim in a difficult body of open water. I either swim it all in one day, or I sleep and risk drifting all the way back to the starting point. Nazca Redlines tp's hypo seems to rule out assistance. I don't think I can do it without assistance. I'll take the 1M and stay in bed instead.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50026910)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Big lavender mexican candlestick maker

Bring an anchor with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50026930)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: dun ticket booth milk

shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50026977)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:22 AM
Author: Drunken center

Just do tow an anchor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50028901)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Irradiated grizzly scourge upon the earth

it says it must be "consecutive" lmao op is a legit nyuug protégé of the english language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50026991)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: cowardly dashing theater stage

Still LOLLING at how absolutely retarded this hypo is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50027107)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: dun ticket booth milk

Nazca Redlines is our premier hypo artist and I appreciate and enjoy his work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50027201)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: cowardly dashing theater stage

Same but this was a big, public whiff. Very retarded too. Somewhat gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50027259)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

If there is a problem here--and there isn't--it's that not enough poa who did a little D1 swimming in college saw this thread. Maybe they were all at an ironman triathalon or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50027828)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: dun ticket booth milk

lol I legit swam in a state championship in HS (did not win anything) and that’s how I know with 100% certainty that I firmly decline this hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50028921)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: erotic naked haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50027822)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Hot Multi-colored Property

agreed. nazca should know his audience. open water swimming is a sport for chubby women with great buoyancy. we're all jacked studs who played a little college ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50027211)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:22 AM
Author: Drunken center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50028902)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: 180 sticky field

Absolutely no changing consumer patterns in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50027356)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hall doctorate

Expert SCUBA diver here with over 500 logged dives & a DM cert: I'll take the $1M up front, please. In hundreds and 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50027834)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:03 AM
Author: Mentally impaired indian lodge

I'm pretty sure your fat feet alone would allow you to float out several miles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885800&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50028894)