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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Odious effete base
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Coral abode immigrant
  04/05/26
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Jade big-titted keepsake machete
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Odious effete base
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Odious effete base
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Coral abode immigrant
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Excitant Hairy Legs Point
  04/05/26
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Vibrant Fishy Stag Film
  04/05/26
Lol
sepia jap cruise ship
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
chartreuse dead generalized bond
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Odious effete base
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
chartreuse dead generalized bond
  04/05/26
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Coral abode immigrant
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
mind-boggling puce stage hissy fit
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Jade big-titted keepsake machete
  04/05/26
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shimmering heady principal's office macaca
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
seedy nowag trump supporter
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Brindle Stage
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Pungent rigpig hell
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Insane shitlib
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Carmine appetizing telephone cuckold
  04/05/26
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Idiotic codepig
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Odious effete base
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Carmine appetizing telephone cuckold
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
bateful tanning salon genital piercing
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Supple cuckoldry goal in life
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
aromatic lavender tattoo school
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
lake nofapping parlor
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
godawful fat ankles
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Claret forum goyim
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Supple cuckoldry goal in life
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
lake nofapping parlor
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Claret forum goyim
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Pungent rigpig hell
  04/05/26
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Coral abode immigrant
  04/05/26
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Thriller Rebellious Home Lettuce
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
bateful tanning salon genital piercing
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Claret forum goyim
  04/05/26
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Vibrant Fishy Stag Film
  04/05/26
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Vibrant Fishy Stag Film
  04/05/26
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mahogany territorial house
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
mahogany territorial house
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
milky motley station
  04/05/26
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Coral abode immigrant
  04/05/26
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Excitant Hairy Legs Point
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Rusted Office Incel
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Odious effete base
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
bateful tanning salon genital piercing
  04/05/26
...
Claret forum goyim
  04/05/26
...
metal green potus
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Obsidian whorehouse mother
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Excitant Hairy Legs Point
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Odious effete base

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Coral abode immigrant

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Jade big-titted keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Odious effete base

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Odious effete base

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Coral abode immigrant

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs Point

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Fishy Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: sepia jap cruise ship

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: chartreuse dead generalized bond

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Odious effete base

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: chartreuse dead generalized bond

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Coral abode immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling puce stage hissy fit

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Jade big-titted keepsake machete

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: shimmering heady principal's office macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: seedy nowag trump supporter

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Brindle Stage

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Pungent rigpig hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Insane shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Carmine appetizing telephone cuckold

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Idiotic codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Odious effete base

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Carmine appetizing telephone cuckold

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: bateful tanning salon genital piercing

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Supple cuckoldry goal in life

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: aromatic lavender tattoo school

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: lake nofapping parlor

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: godawful fat ankles

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Claret forum goyim

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Supple cuckoldry goal in life

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: lake nofapping parlor

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Claret forum goyim

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Pungent rigpig hell

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Coral abode immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Thriller Rebellious Home Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: bateful tanning salon genital piercing

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Claret forum goyim

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Vibrant Fishy Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Vibrant Fishy Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: mahogany territorial house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: mahogany territorial house

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: milky motley station

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Coral abode immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Rusted Office Incel

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Odious effete base

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: bateful tanning salon genital piercing

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Claret forum goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: metal green potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Obsidian whorehouse mother

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Excitant Hairy Legs Point

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49812165)