\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
...
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/09/14
...
umber cuckoldry hall
  10/09/14
...
cheese-eating field gay wizard
  10/09/14
...
cobalt messiness area
  10/09/14
...
Ultramarine Soul-stirring Fanboi
  10/09/14
...
Effete heaven idiot
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
umber cuckoldry hall
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Fantasy-prone Translucent Liquid Oxygen
  10/09/14
...
vivacious kitchen windowlicker
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Ultramarine Soul-stirring Fanboi
  10/09/14
...
vivacious kitchen windowlicker
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
haunting resort
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
hateful slap-happy pistol
  10/08/16
...
Fantasy-prone Translucent Liquid Oxygen
  10/09/14
...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/09/14
...
Razzle crimson hospital trump supporter
  10/09/14
...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/09/14
...
White property halford
  10/09/14
...
Hilarious hairy legs
  10/09/14
...
Swashbuckling milky library roast beef
  10/09/14
...
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/10/14
...
Aquamarine talented patrolman haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
brass church boiling water
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Glittery Tattoo
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Electric internal respiration
  10/06/25
...
bright theater stage clown
  05/15/22
...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
spectacular coral range tank
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Nudist headpube
  10/11/14
?
Heady church building alpha
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Nudist headpube
  10/11/14
...
Mind-boggling cerise nowag multi-billionaire
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Vibrant demanding legend turdskin
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
comical menage fortuitous meteor
  12/25/15
...
Red useless weed whacker shrine
  02/05/17
lol
arrogant fat ankles boistinker
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Charcoal partner
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
umber cuckoldry hall
  10/09/14
...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/09/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/09/14
...
Slimy magenta blood rage
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Fantasy-prone Translucent Liquid Oxygen
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Startled boltzmann sandwich
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Boyish son of senegal
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
overrated chapel striped hyena
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
haunting resort
  10/09/14
...
sienna twisted feces
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
passionate indian lodge
  10/09/14
Shrewd
iridescent hell black woman
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
overrated chapel striped hyena
  10/09/14
...
haunting resort
  10/09/14
180
Beady-eyed Chestnut Senate
  10/09/14
180
charismatic glassy skinny woman
  10/09/14
180^180
lilac nursing home persian
  10/09/14
...
Razzle crimson hospital trump supporter
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
umber cuckoldry hall
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
passionate indian lodge
  10/09/14
...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
haunting resort
  10/09/14
...
Heady church building alpha
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
naked pervert trust fund
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Bossy goyim ticket booth
  10/09/14
...
big faggot firefighter
  12/06/14
...
costumed set mood
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
territorial olive place of business office
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Glittery Tattoo
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Glittery Tattoo
  10/08/16
...
deep cuck abode
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Heady church building alpha
  10/09/14
?
flushed trip school
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Heady church building alpha
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Smoky National
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Hairraiser background story
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
provocative doctorate
  10/11/14
180
Ocher motley corn cake theatre
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
narrow-minded carmine depressive crackhouse
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Heady church building alpha
  10/09/14
...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/09/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Slimy magenta blood rage
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Slimy magenta blood rage
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
narrow-minded carmine depressive crackhouse
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
passionate indian lodge
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Hilarious hairy legs
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Hilarious hairy legs
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
...
Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
cheese-eating field gay wizard
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
cheese-eating field gay wizard
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/09/14
...
cheese-eating field gay wizard
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
floppy psychic
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/09/14
lol
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/09/14
180
Heady church building alpha
  10/09/14
lmao
White property halford
  10/09/14
tyft
lilac nursing home persian
  10/09/14
Lol
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
...
Stimulating principal's office quadroon
  10/09/14
This is good.
Appetizing corner incel
  10/09/14
180 billion
narrow-minded carmine depressive crackhouse
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
haunting resort
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Arousing flickering really tough guy
  10/09/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/09/14
180 this is great
nubile roommate
  10/10/14
...
Razzle crimson hospital trump supporter
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Razzle-dazzle half-breed stag film
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Razzmatazz foreskin
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Hilarious hairy legs
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Garnet slippery dilemma
  10/09/14
...
apoplectic hominid tanning salon
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
puce meetinghouse keepsake machete
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
lilac nursing home persian
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Orchid contagious police squad
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
...
puce meetinghouse keepsake machete
  10/09/14
...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/27/14
...
haunting resort
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Vigorous stead ratface
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Galvanic Lettuce
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Glittery Tattoo
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Appetizing corner incel
  10/09/14
titcr
puce meetinghouse keepsake machete
  10/09/14
...
Appetizing corner incel
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
lilac nursing home persian
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/09/14
...
Razzle crimson hospital trump supporter
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
cheese-eating field gay wizard
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
ebony point toilet seat
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Hairraiser background story
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
excitant up-to-no-good rigor
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Vigorous stead ratface
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Appetizing corner incel
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Vigorous stead ratface
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
180 university
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
concupiscible dull stage
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Aphrodisiac home national security agency
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
supple casino legal warrant
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
cheese-eating field gay wizard
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Orchid contagious police squad
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
cheese-eating field gay wizard
  10/09/14
...
passionate indian lodge
  10/10/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
...
puce meetinghouse keepsake machete
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Hilarious hairy legs
  10/09/14
...
outnumbered sex offender
  10/09/14
...
Ivory curious piazza gaping
  10/12/14
1800000000
yellow antidepressant drug main people
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Heady church building alpha
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
outnumbered sex offender
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/09/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Heady church building alpha
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Appetizing corner incel
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Amethyst histrionic plaza
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Aphrodisiac home national security agency
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Heady church building alpha
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Heady church building alpha
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Glittery Tattoo
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
cheese-eating field gay wizard
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
spectacular coral range tank
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
puce meetinghouse keepsake machete
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Misanthropic box office
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Smoky National
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/09/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Arousing flickering really tough guy
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Glittery Tattoo
  10/09/14
...
Glittery Tattoo
  10/10/14
...
narrow-minded carmine depressive crackhouse
  10/09/14
i could see it
Heady church building alpha
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
chocolate wrinkle
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
lilac nursing home persian
  10/09/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Hot den
  06/27/16
...
fragrant site ladyboy
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
cheese-eating field gay wizard
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Blue jew market
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
purple cerebral faggotry
  10/10/14
WTF?
White property halford
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
White property halford
  10/10/14
...
Heady church building alpha
  10/10/14
120
yellow antidepressant drug main people
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Smoky National
  10/10/14
...
Appetizing corner incel
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/10/14
...
cheese-eating field gay wizard
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Hilarious hairy legs
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/10/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Maize Free-loading Shitlib Rehab
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Hairraiser background story
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
overrated chapel striped hyena
  10/10/14
...
chartreuse jap mexican
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Slate Autistic Location
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Heady church building alpha
  10/10/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/10/14
...
Appetizing corner incel
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
kink-friendly locus juggernaut
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Heady church building alpha
  10/10/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Appetizing corner incel
  10/10/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
diverse step-uncle's house kitty
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
territorial olive place of business office
  10/10/14
180
filthy philosopher-king
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Lascivious international law enforcement agency
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
spectacular coral range tank
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
territorial olive place of business office
  10/10/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
lilac nursing home persian
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
exciting degenerate dingle berry
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/10/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/10/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Slate Autistic Location
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
adventurous house-broken locale
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Mischievous rose nibblets
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/11/14
omg
spectacular coral range tank
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
carnelian racy useless brakes
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
fragrant site ladyboy
  10/11/14
...
Heady church building alpha
  10/11/14
...
Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Mauve gaped school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
brass church boiling water
  10/18/14
...
Irradiated whorehouse masturbator
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Anal Double Fault
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
lime brethren
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Rebellious coffee pot parlour
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
spectacular coral range tank
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Rebellious coffee pot parlour
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Tattoo
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
haunting resort
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
...
naked pervert trust fund
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
...
chartreuse jap mexican
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/11/14
...
haunting resort
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/27/14
lmfao
Startled boltzmann sandwich
  10/11/14
amazing
Marvelous amber new version
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Appetizing corner incel
  10/11/14
180
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
passionate indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
avocado cocky generalized bond brunch
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Anal Double Fault
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
haunting resort
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
lime brethren
  10/11/14
...
Mauve gaped school cafeteria
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Shivering sable address
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Beady-eyed Chestnut Senate
  03/28/16
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
bearded frozen twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
...
citrine laughsome sanctuary factory reset button
  10/11/14
...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/11/14
plz poast
Sapphire frum pit
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
citrine laughsome sanctuary factory reset button
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Boyish son of senegal
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
concupiscible dull stage
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Appetizing corner incel
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
haunting resort
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
concupiscible dull stage
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
odious party of the first part
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Fuchsia bateful parlor knife
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Glittery Tattoo
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Hilarious hairy legs
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Appetizing corner incel
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
chartreuse jap mexican
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
lol 180
haunting resort
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Boyish son of senegal
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
...
Silver Forum
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Hilarious hairy legs
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Gold thriller center
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
zippy sweet tailpipe trailer park
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
zippy sweet tailpipe trailer park
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
umber cuckoldry hall
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
plum public bath macaca
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Hilarious hairy legs
  10/11/14
(evan39)
yellow antidepressant drug main people
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
spectacular coral range tank
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
plum public bath macaca
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
exhilarant base
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Gold thriller center
  10/11/14
...
Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship
  10/11/14
cr
Geriatric institution
  10/11/14
Amen.
Crawly peach dog poop regret
  10/11/14
lol cr
big faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/11/14
...
haunting resort
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
concupiscible dull stage
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
outnumbered sex offender
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
concupiscible dull stage
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
spectacular coral range tank
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
concupiscible dull stage
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
spectacular coral range tank
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
concupiscible dull stage
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
outnumbered sex offender
  10/11/14
180
brilliant native
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
concupiscible dull stage
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
cracking sadistic wagecucks business firm
  10/11/14
...
outnumbered sex offender
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
lilac nursing home persian
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Boyish son of senegal
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
outnumbered sex offender
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
concupiscible dull stage
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Appetizing corner incel
  10/11/14
...
Hilarious hairy legs
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
yellow antidepressant drug main people
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Glittery Tattoo
  10/11/14
lol
Violent fishy theater stain
  10/11/14
underrated
Vigorous stead ratface
  10/11/14
...
turquoise dashing community account
  10/12/14
...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
ebony point toilet seat
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
...
Appetizing corner incel
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
ebony point toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
ebony point toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/27/14
lol
stirring state
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
fragrant site ladyboy
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
aromatic scarlet queen of the night
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed embarrassed to the bone station dopamine
  10/11/14
180
odious party of the first part
  10/11/14
180
umber cuckoldry hall
  10/11/14
180
haunting resort
  10/11/14
...
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
jet circlehead
  10/11/14
...
Azure bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
haunting resort
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
comical menage fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Boyish son of senegal
  10/11/14
...
Heady church building alpha
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
180
odious party of the first part
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Boyish son of senegal
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Boyish son of senegal
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
180 university
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Pontificating House
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Hilarious hairy legs
  10/11/14
...
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/11/14
...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
Go on...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/27/14
...
180 university
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Maroon hideous filthpig
  10/11/14
...
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Pontificating House
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Maroon hideous filthpig
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Glittery Tattoo
  10/11/14
...
Mauve gaped school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
ceo garrison
  10/12/14
...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/27/14
...
turquoise dashing community account
  10/12/14
...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
carnelian racy useless brakes
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Pontificating House
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
haunting resort
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Vengeful Lay Prole
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
umber cuckoldry hall
  10/11/14
...
soggy space
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
low-t stage stock car
  10/11/14
...
soggy space
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
lilac nursing home persian
  10/11/14
...
Heady church building alpha
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Stimulating principal's office quadroon
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Anal Double Fault
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
carnelian racy useless brakes
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
haunting resort
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
180 university
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Hilarious hairy legs
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
...
Galvanic Lettuce
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
mint love of her life
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
bearded frozen twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
bearded frozen twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
brindle spot cuckold
  10/11/14
...
Smoky National
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/11/14
Oh my
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/11/14
omg
Mentally impaired temple
  10/11/14
...
Pozpig
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
haunting resort
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Boyish son of senegal
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Mentally impaired temple
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
maniacal water buffalo
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
territorial olive place of business office
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
brindle spot cuckold
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
vermilion therapy
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
adventurous house-broken locale
  10/11/14
...
ebony point toilet seat
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
...
Ivory curious piazza gaping
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Lascivious international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
wild coiffed round eye
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
...
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
provocative doctorate
  10/11/14
wtf
karate
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
sooty unholy gaming laptop
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
adventurous house-broken locale
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
sooty unholy gaming laptop
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
aromatic scarlet queen of the night
  10/11/14
...
haunting resort
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
haunting resort
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
territorial olive place of business office
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Pontificating House
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
filthy philosopher-king
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Pontificating House
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
adventurous house-broken locale
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Pontificating House
  10/11/14
...
haunting resort
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
180 university
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
aromatic scarlet queen of the night
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
...
haunting resort
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
copper
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
lake old irish cottage
  11/21/15
...
Maroon hideous filthpig
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
gtfo
Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship
  10/12/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Violet Abnormal Elastic Band Milk
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Anal Double Fault
  10/11/14
?
Orchid contagious police squad
  10/11/14
...
drab
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Lavender sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
yellow antidepressant drug main people
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Lavender sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Mentally impaired temple
  10/11/14
...
drab
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Magical
  10/11/14
lol
haunting resort
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/12/14
180
bisexual goal in life
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/11/14
120
Charcoal partner
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/11/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Hilarious hairy legs
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Chrome scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
...
Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Arousing flickering really tough guy
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
outnumbered sex offender
  10/12/14
...
bearded frozen twinkling uncleanness
  12/06/14
...
Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
rusted reading party
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Federal Bbw Travel Guidebook
  10/12/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/12/14
Well!?
Stimulating principal's office quadroon
  10/12/14
...
Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing
  10/12/14
plz respond
outnumbered sex offender
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
flushed trip school
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Mauve gaped school cafeteria
  10/12/14
Well?
Lascivious international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
idea he suggested
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Orchid contagious police squad
  10/12/14
180000000
odious party of the first part
  10/12/14
??
White property halford
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Tan ape
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/12/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
K, ty.
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/12/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Orchid contagious police squad
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
...
Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction
  10/12/14
...
vermilion therapy
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Maroon hideous filthpig
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Gold thriller center
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Arousing flickering really tough guy
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
concupiscible dull stage
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
yellow antidepressant drug main people
  10/12/14
please continue
turquoise dashing community account
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
outnumbered sex offender
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Maroon hideous filthpig
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Judgmental
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
spectacular coral range tank
  10/12/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
lilac nursing home persian
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
tantric light pisswyrm
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
tantric light pisswyrm
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Rebellious coffee pot parlour
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Judgmental
  10/12/14
ty
Glittery Tattoo
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Judgmental
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
tantric light pisswyrm
  10/12/14
And scene.
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/12/14
nigger
Glittery Tattoo
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
tantric light pisswyrm
  10/12/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
...
zippy sweet tailpipe trailer park
  10/12/14
...
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
...
adventurous house-broken locale
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
concupiscible dull stage
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
medicated henna giraffe
  10/12/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
flirting fighting
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
karate
  10/12/14
You don't?
iridescent hell black woman
  10/12/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/12/14
...
Maroon hideous filthpig
  10/12/14
wtf
lilac nursing home persian
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
ebony point toilet seat
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
ebony point toilet seat
  10/12/14
...
Chrome scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
avocado cocky generalized bond brunch
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
ebony point toilet seat
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
ebony point toilet seat
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
avocado cocky generalized bond brunch
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
spectacular coral range tank
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Heady church building alpha
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Hairraiser background story
  10/12/14
...
comical menage fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Aphrodisiac home national security agency
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Glittery Tattoo
  10/12/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
lilac nursing home persian
  10/12/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
copper
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
wild coiffed round eye
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Boyish son of senegal
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Judgmental
  10/12/14
...
lake old irish cottage
  11/21/15
...
Gay sticky mental disorder
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
bat-shit-crazy chad
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
fragrant site ladyboy
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Wonderful Rigpig
  10/13/14
180, ty.
pearl associate orchestra pit
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Insanely creepy
  10/12/14
180
voyeur
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Infuriating crotch
  10/31/16
...
lake old irish cottage
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
buck-toothed becky
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Very Tactful Toaster
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Azure bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Hairraiser background story
  10/12/14
titc analysis
brass church boiling water
  10/18/14
...
lake old irish cottage
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Lascivious international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Ivory curious piazza gaping
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
aromatic scarlet queen of the night
  10/13/14
?
Ivory curious piazza gaping
  10/13/14
...
Titillating gas station mediation
  10/27/14
...
Judgmental
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Hilarious hairy legs
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
territorial olive place of business office
  12/06/14
...
lilac nursing home persian
  04/07/15
...
Azure bawdyhouse
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
private investor mad cow disease
  04/22/15
...
White property halford
  05/17/15
...
erotic bistre athletic conference
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Hilarious hairy legs
  08/18/15
update?
Khaki codepig
  10/06/15
...
people who are hurt
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Judgmental
  10/11/15
...
Mentally impaired temple
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
jewess
  10/12/15
bump
Orchid contagious police squad
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
bronze
  11/25/15
...
lilac nursing home persian
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
lilac nursing home persian
  12/27/15
...
erotic bistre athletic conference
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Transparent Selfie
  03/10/16
...
apoplectic hominid tanning salon
  03/28/16
...
Electric internal respiration
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
nofapping telephone
  06/27/16
...
Ivory curious piazza gaping
  08/21/16
...
Sepia
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
lilac nursing home persian
  08/22/16
...
aqua
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Green offensive candlestick maker
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
friendly grandma
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Green offensive candlestick maker
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
aqua
  09/13/16
...
Vengeful Lay Prole
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
aqua
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Ruddy potus electric furnace
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
aqua
  09/13/16
...
opaque volcanic crater
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Sepia
  09/13/16
...
people who are hurt
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
hateful slap-happy pistol
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Hairraiser background story
  10/31/16
:-)
black preventive strike
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
lilac nursing home persian
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
black preventive strike
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
  10/31/16
...
lake old irish cottage
  10/09/18
...
comical menage fortuitous meteor
  11/21/16
...
lilac nursing home persian
  01/10/17
...
jade french chef
  02/04/17
...
comical menage fortuitous meteor
  02/04/17
...
black preventive strike
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
abusive pale death wish
  02/04/17
...
black preventive strike
  02/04/17
...
black preventive strike
  02/04/17
...
  02/05/17
...
black preventive strike
  02/08/17
...
topaz gunner
  06/28/17
...
Azn
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Bull headed disturbing
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
emerald organic girlfriend personal credit line
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
abusive pale death wish
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
carnelian racy useless brakes
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Pungent affirmative action hunting ground
  12/18/17
...
Hyperventilating laser beams
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Walnut greedy immigrant
  01/06/18
...
opaque volcanic crater
  02/06/18
...
Marvelous amber new version
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Bull headed disturbing
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
  10/09/18
...
charismatic glassy skinny woman
  10/17/18
...
  05/19/19
...
Irradiated whorehouse masturbator
  05/19/19
...
Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon
  10/14/19
...
lilac nursing home persian
  05/05/20
...
dun mad-dog skullcap
  06/28/20
...
  06/29/20
...
Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon
  07/10/20
...
costumed set mood
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
mahogany newt
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Twinkling fear-inspiring sound barrier
  10/10/20
TITCR
disgusting hissy fit digit ratio
  02/17/21
...
  10/08/21
...
Underhanded cumskin
  02/17/21
...
Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
excitant up-to-no-good rigor
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
sexy balding yarmulke
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
sexy balding yarmulke
  10/11/21
...
  10/07/22
...
burgundy
  12/02/21
...
mother
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
At-the-ready impressive
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Green offensive candlestick maker
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Beta Kitty Cat
  10/10/22
...
burgundy
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
burgundy
  11/23/22
...
Galvanic Lettuce
  05/06/23
...
cordovan coldplay fan deer antler
  05/06/23
Time flies
pocket flask
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
jewess
  05/06/23
...
mother
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
At-the-ready impressive
  10/09/23
...
Electric internal respiration
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
  10/09/23
...
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Drunken
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
...
black preventive strike
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
snowy
  10/20/23
...
burgundy
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
...
Angry Wine
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Blathering
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Galvanic Lettuce
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Gay sticky mental disorder
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26485946)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26485970)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26485977)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: umber cuckoldry hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26485983)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: cheese-eating field gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26485985)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: cobalt messiness area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26485989)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine Soul-stirring Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486001)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Effete heaven idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486010)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486020)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486040)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: umber cuckoldry hall

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486042)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486075)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486140)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486149)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486163)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Translucent Liquid Oxygen

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486145)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: vivacious kitchen windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486154)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488523)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Ultramarine Soul-stirring Fanboi

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486043)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: vivacious kitchen windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486047)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: haunting resort

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486452)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488686)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: hateful slap-happy pistol

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31586932)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Translucent Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486077)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486352)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Razzle crimson hospital trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486654)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487209)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: White property halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487269)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487676)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling milky library roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488168)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26491512)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Aquamarine talented patrolman haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26491577)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: brass church boiling water

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26544107)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Glittery Tattoo

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31586902)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Electric internal respiration

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49330090)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: bright theater stage clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44515648)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597183)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: spectacular coral range tank

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26485987)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Nudist headpube

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498484)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498488)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Nudist headpube

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498511)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cerise nowag multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26596047)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Vibrant demanding legend turdskin

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28910132)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: comical menage fortuitous meteor

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29451893)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Red useless weed whacker shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32548874)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: arrogant fat ankles boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26485991)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Charcoal partner

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486011)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486029)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: umber cuckoldry hall

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486045)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487216)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26490057)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486218)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Slimy magenta blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487077)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Translucent Liquid Oxygen

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486074)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Startled boltzmann sandwich

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486417)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Boyish son of senegal

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486168)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486174)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486184)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: overrated chapel striped hyena

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486177)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486194)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: haunting resort

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486465)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: sienna twisted feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487207)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: passionate indian lodge

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486217)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: iridescent hell black woman

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486267)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486292)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: overrated chapel striped hyena

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486312)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: haunting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486470)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Chestnut Senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486222)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: charismatic glassy skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486327)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486350)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Razzle crimson hospital trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486359)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486374)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486406)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486648)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486859)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: umber cuckoldry hall

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486868)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486882)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: passionate indian lodge

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486513)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486657)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486517)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: haunting resort

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486480)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486572)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: naked pervert trust fund

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486829)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Bossy goyim ticket booth

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489396)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: big faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26870990)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: costumed set mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41084605)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: territorial olive place of business office

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486670)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Glittery Tattoo

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486699)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Glittery Tattoo

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31586916)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: deep cuck abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31768001)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486811)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: flushed trip school

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489124)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489133)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Smoky National

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486824)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser background story

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486869)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: provocative doctorate

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500280)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Ocher motley corn cake theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26486887)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded carmine depressive crackhouse

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487106)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487109)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487131)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489327)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Slimy magenta blood rage

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487115)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487130)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Slimy magenta blood rage

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487163)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487266)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded carmine depressive crackhouse

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487243)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487272)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487283)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: passionate indian lodge

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487406)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487705)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26492431)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487120)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487127)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487139)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497517)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating field gay wizard

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487137)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487145)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating field gay wizard

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487167)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487204)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487226)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating field gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487257)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: floppy psychic

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487147)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487321)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487332)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487334)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: White property halford

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487354)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487379)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487397)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487709)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing corner incel

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487762)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded carmine depressive crackhouse

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487767)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: haunting resort

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488450)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Arousing flickering really tough guy

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488987)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489326)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: nubile roommate

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495347)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Razzle crimson hospital trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496354)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle half-breed stag film

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487322)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz foreskin

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487359)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487419)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Garnet slippery dilemma

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487680)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: apoplectic hominid tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36187371)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: puce meetinghouse keepsake machete

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489501)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26487417)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488015)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Orchid contagious police squad

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488047)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488378)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: puce meetinghouse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489504)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597194)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: haunting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488455)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Vigorous stead ratface

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488091)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Galvanic Lettuce

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488133)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Glittery Tattoo

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488149)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Appetizing corner incel

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488157)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: puce meetinghouse keepsake machete

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489507)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Appetizing corner incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488151)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488159)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488269)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Razzle crimson hospital trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496366)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating field gay wizard

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488395)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: ebony point toilet seat

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488741)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser background story

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26492507)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: excitant up-to-no-good rigor

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43254482)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488201)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488274)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488282)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489387)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Vigorous stead ratface

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489395)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489665)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489700)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Appetizing corner incel

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489830)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499062)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Vigorous stead ratface

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489861)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499058)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: 180 university

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488250)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: concupiscible dull stage

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497893)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac home national security agency

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488370)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: supple casino legal warrant

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488383)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488392)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating field gay wizard

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488399)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Orchid contagious police squad

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488412)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating field gay wizard

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488426)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: passionate indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26491274)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488475)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: puce meetinghouse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489555)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488502)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: outnumbered sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488552)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Ivory curious piazza gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502997)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: yellow antidepressant drug main people

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488541)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488557)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: outnumbered sex offender

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488570)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488580)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495578)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488701)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Appetizing corner incel

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489838)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488712)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497523)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Amethyst histrionic plaza

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488747)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488761)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac home national security agency

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488837)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488806)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488817)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488825)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488831)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Glittery Tattoo

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488979)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating field gay wizard

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488988)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489114)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: spectacular coral range tank

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489149)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: puce meetinghouse keepsake machete

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489565)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Misanthropic box office

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26491508)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Smoky National

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26491543)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497524)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26488822)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489289)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Arousing flickering really tough guy

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489033)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Glittery Tattoo

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489069)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Glittery Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26490008)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: narrow-minded carmine depressive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489185)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489211)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: chocolate wrinkle

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489544)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489295)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489569)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Hot den

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30804700)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: fragrant site ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489820)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating field gay wizard

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489831)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Blue jew market

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26489991)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: purple cerebral faggotry

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26490004)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: White property halford

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26491121)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26491617)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: White property halford

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26491646)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Heady church building alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26491657)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: yellow antidepressant drug main people

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26491648)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Smoky National

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26491664)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Appetizing corner incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494388)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26491732)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating field gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26492491)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26492767)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26492831)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26493192)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26493438)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494371)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Maize Free-loading Shitlib Rehab

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26493421)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494278)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser background story

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494284)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: overrated chapel striped hyena

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494509)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: chartreuse jap mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498370)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Slate Autistic Location

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500303)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494285)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494318)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Appetizing corner incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494397)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: kink-friendly locus juggernaut

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494432)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494435)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494438)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing corner incel

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494507)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494587)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: diverse step-uncle's house kitty

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494485)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26494861)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: territorial olive place of business office

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495321)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: filthy philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495335)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Lascivious international law enforcement agency

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495337)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495592)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: spectacular coral range tank

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495341)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: territorial olive place of business office

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495430)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495589)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495433)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: exciting degenerate dingle berry

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495456)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495448)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495512)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496843)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495568)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26495591)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Slate Autistic Location

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500312)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496289)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: adventurous house-broken locale

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496310)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Mischievous rose nibblets

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497849)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496312)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: spectacular coral range tank

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496318)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: carnelian racy useless brakes

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496320)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496328)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: fragrant site ladyboy

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496345)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Heady church building alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496352)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496359)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Mauve gaped school cafeteria

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496400)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500279)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: brass church boiling water

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26544177)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Irradiated whorehouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44262399)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Anal Double Fault

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496368)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: lime brethren

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496370)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496834)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597571)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Rebellious coffee pot parlour

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496380)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496387)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: spectacular coral range tank

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496393)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496836)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Rebellious coffee pot parlour

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496389)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Glittery Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496396)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: haunting resort

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496403)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496405)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498779)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: naked pervert trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29224039)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496820)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: chartreuse jap mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498388)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500288)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: haunting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500336)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597573)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Startled boltzmann sandwich

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497644)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Marvelous amber new version

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498221)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Appetizing corner incel

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498308)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498537)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: passionate indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498899)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500285)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597570)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: avocado cocky generalized bond brunch

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496417)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Anal Double Fault

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496425)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496428)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: haunting resort

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496433)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496829)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: lime brethren

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496456)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Mauve gaped school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496469)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Shivering sable address

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496578)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Chestnut Senate

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30156643)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496823)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496830)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: lilac nursing home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496986)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: bearded frozen twinkling uncleanness

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496941)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: citrine laughsome sanctuary factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496946)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: lilac nursing home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26496980)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Sapphire frum pit

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497016)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: citrine laughsome sanctuary factory reset button

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497019)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497528)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497569)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Boyish son of senegal

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497579)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: concupiscible dull stage

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497908)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Appetizing corner incel

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498321)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498565)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: haunting resort

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499449)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: concupiscible dull stage

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499554)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497431)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497438)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: odious party of the first part

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497439)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Fuchsia bateful parlor knife

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497503)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Glittery Tattoo

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497516)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497530)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497534)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497552)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Appetizing corner incel

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498331)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: chartreuse jap mexican

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498430)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498913)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: haunting resort

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499453)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Boyish son of senegal

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497540)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497553)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Silver Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497700)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497582)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Gold thriller center

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497622)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: zippy sweet tailpipe trailer park

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497593)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497728)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: zippy sweet tailpipe trailer park

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497740)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: umber cuckoldry hall

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497597)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: plum public bath macaca

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497652)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497663)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: yellow antidepressant drug main people

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497667)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: spectacular coral range tank

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497671)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: plum public bath macaca

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497713)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: exhilarant base

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497668)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Gold thriller center

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497677)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497688)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Geriatric institution

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497706)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Crawly peach dog poop regret

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498325)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: big faggot firefighter

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498476)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499065)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: haunting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499460)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500290)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597591)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: concupiscible dull stage

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497721)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497726)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: outnumbered sex offender

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497737)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: concupiscible dull stage

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497757)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: spectacular coral range tank

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497797)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: concupiscible dull stage

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497811)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: spectacular coral range tank

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497837)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: concupiscible dull stage

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497845)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: outnumbered sex offender

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497858)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: brilliant native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497907)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: concupiscible dull stage

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497915)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497941)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: cracking sadistic wagecucks business firm

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498248)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: outnumbered sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498525)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497839)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Boyish son of senegal

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497848)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: outnumbered sex offender

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497854)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: concupiscible dull stage

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497860)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497946)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Appetizing corner incel

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498400)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498967)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: yellow antidepressant drug main people

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497745)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26497936)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Glittery Tattoo

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498296)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Violent fishy theater stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498311)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Vigorous stead ratface

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499834)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: turquoise dashing community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503001)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597595)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: ebony point toilet seat

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498397)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498496)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Appetizing corner incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498509)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: ebony point toilet seat

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498716)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498807)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: ebony point toilet seat

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499051)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597598)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: stirring state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498543)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: fragrant site ladyboy

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498514)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: aromatic scarlet queen of the night

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498540)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: honey-headed embarrassed to the bone station dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498578)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: odious party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498661)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: umber cuckoldry hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498671)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: haunting resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499459)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500671)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: jet circlehead

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498688)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Azure bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498802)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: haunting resort

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499461)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: comical menage fortuitous meteor

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502266)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498881)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Boyish son of senegal

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498888)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498900)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498934)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: odious party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498939)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Boyish son of senegal

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498993)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499009)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Boyish son of senegal

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499025)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499041)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: 180 university

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499133)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Pontificating House

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498943)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498954)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498964)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498972)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499028)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499030)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597618)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498980)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499002)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499021)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499033)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597620)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: 180 university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498987)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26498944)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Maroon hideous filthpig

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499013)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499040)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499061)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Pontificating House

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499103)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Maroon hideous filthpig

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499123)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Glittery Tattoo

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499158)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Mauve gaped school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500183)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500296)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  ceo garrison

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502147)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597630)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: turquoise dashing community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503083)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597624)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499038)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499047)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: carnelian racy useless brakes

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499073)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499082)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499094)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499121)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499150)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499114)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Pontificating House

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499146)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499170)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: haunting resort

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499473)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597635)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: umber cuckoldry hall

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499153)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author:  soggy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499393)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  low-t stage stock car

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499378)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author:  soggy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499404)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499411)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499415)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499423)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office quadroon

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499439)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Anal Double Fault

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499422)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: carnelian racy useless brakes

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499445)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499458)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: haunting resort

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499480)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: 180 university

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499488)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499497)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499509)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499515)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  mint love of her life

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499894)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: bearded frozen twinkling uncleanness

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499911)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: bearded frozen twinkling uncleanness

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26499897)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500210)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  brindle spot cuckold

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500256)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Smoky National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500258)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500271)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500272)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Mentally impaired temple

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500274)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500282)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: haunting resort

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500286)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Boyish son of senegal

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500313)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500378)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500420)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500609)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500304)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Mentally impaired temple

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500340)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500367)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: maniacal water buffalo

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500369)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: territorial olive place of business office

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500432)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  brindle spot cuckold

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500638)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: vermilion therapy

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500443)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500460)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: adventurous house-broken locale

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500477)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: ebony point toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500548)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500598)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Ivory curious piazza gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503043)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Lascivious international law enforcement agency

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500552)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: wild coiffed round eye

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500606)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500620)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500691)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: provocative doctorate

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500287)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  karate

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500475)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: sooty unholy gaming laptop

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500535)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: adventurous house-broken locale

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500542)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: sooty unholy gaming laptop

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500560)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: aromatic scarlet queen of the night

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500590)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: haunting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500635)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500601)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: haunting resort

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500637)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: territorial olive place of business office

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500655)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Pontificating House

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500653)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: filthy philosopher-king

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500659)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Pontificating House

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500677)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: adventurous house-broken locale

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500874)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500694)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Pontificating House

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500720)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: haunting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500722)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: 180 university

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500802)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500836)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500847)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501437)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: aromatic scarlet queen of the night

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500896)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500907)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: haunting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500922)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: copper

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501023)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  lake old irish cottage

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29224020)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Maroon hideous filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500908)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500914)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502766)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26500917)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Violet Abnormal Elastic Band Milk

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501046)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Anal Double Fault

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501100)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Orchid contagious police squad

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501127)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  drab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501247)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Lavender sneaky criminal

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501111)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: yellow antidepressant drug main people

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501118)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Lavender sneaky criminal

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501123)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Mentally impaired temple

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501122)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  drab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501244)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Magical

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501459)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: haunting resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501784)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501804)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  bisexual goal in life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503168)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501346)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Charcoal partner

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501357)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501398)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501409)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501390)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501406)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501461)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Chrome scourge upon the earth

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501751)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501825)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Arousing flickering really tough guy

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501781)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: outnumbered sex offender

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26501808)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: bearded frozen twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26871037)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502005)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  rusted reading party

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502007)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Federal Bbw Travel Guidebook

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502013)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502136)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502038)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Stimulating principal's office quadroon

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502044)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Multi-colored stubborn famous landscape painting genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502073)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: outnumbered sex offender

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502103)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: flushed trip school

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502109)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Mauve gaped school cafeteria

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502154)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Lascivious international law enforcement agency

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502278)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  idea he suggested

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502290)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Orchid contagious police squad

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502482)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: odious party of the first part

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502314)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: White property halford

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502410)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502560)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502780)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Tan ape

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502818)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502860)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502869)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502872)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502874)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502895)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502885)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502889)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502913)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502891)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Orchid contagious police squad

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503424)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502892)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Insane Saffron Lodge Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502900)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: vermilion therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502973)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Maroon hideous filthpig

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26502982)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Gold thriller center

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503006)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Arousing flickering really tough guy

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503048)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: concupiscible dull stage

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503061)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: yellow antidepressant drug main people

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503059)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: turquoise dashing community account

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503097)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: outnumbered sex offender

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503240)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Maroon hideous filthpig

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503578)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Judgmental

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503004)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503024)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503027)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: spectacular coral range tank

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503206)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503209)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503213)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: tantric light pisswyrm

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503105)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503109)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: tantric light pisswyrm

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503123)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503129)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Rebellious coffee pot parlour

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503270)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Judgmental

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503126)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Glittery Tattoo

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503133)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Judgmental

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503116)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: tantric light pisswyrm

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503132)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503117)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Glittery Tattoo

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503131)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503138)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503141)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: tantric light pisswyrm

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503148)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503185)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: zippy sweet tailpipe trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503203)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503266)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503160)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: adventurous house-broken locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503537)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: concupiscible dull stage

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503170)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: medicated henna giraffe

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503323)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503473)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503478)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: flirting fighting

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503875)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  karate

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503879)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: iridescent hell black woman

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26503892)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504317)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504154)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Maroon hideous filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504162)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504166)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: ebony point toilet seat

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504180)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504182)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: ebony point toilet seat

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504184)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Chrome scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504265)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: avocado cocky generalized bond brunch

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504204)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: ebony point toilet seat

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504210)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504215)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: ebony point toilet seat

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504218)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: avocado cocky generalized bond brunch

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504216)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: spectacular coral range tank

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504189)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Heady church building alpha

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504201)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser background story

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504269)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: comical menage fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504300)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac home national security agency

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504212)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Glittery Tattoo

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504256)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504312)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504325)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504336)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: copper

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504346)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: wild coiffed round eye

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504398)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Boyish son of senegal

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504436)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Judgmental

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504579)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  lake old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29224043)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Gay sticky mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49330102)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504689)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: fragrant site ladyboy

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26505288)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26512423)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: pearl associate orchestra pit

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26505357)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Insanely creepy

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26505500)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31586951)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Infuriating crotch

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31767945)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  lake old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36990661)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: buck-toothed becky

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43254552)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Very Tactful Toaster

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504444)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Azure bawdyhouse

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504594)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504668)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser background story

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504683)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: brass church boiling water

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26544302)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  lake old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36990680)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Lascivious international law enforcement agency

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26505321)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Fluffy Puppy Cruise Ship

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26507722)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Ivory curious piazza gaping

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26507734)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: aromatic scarlet queen of the night

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26507746)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Ivory curious piazza gaping

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26508482)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Titillating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26597580)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Judgmental



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26870960)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26870979)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: territorial olive place of business office

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26870989)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: lilac nursing home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27637414)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Azure bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27669956)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  private investor mad cow disease

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27737048)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: White property halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27910458)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: erotic bistre athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28043046)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28575862)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Khaki codepig

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28910271)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28945152)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Judgmental

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28945193)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Mentally impaired temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28951145)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author:  jewess

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28952263)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Orchid contagious police squad

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29223927)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: bronze

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29251784)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29447209)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29460236)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: erotic bistre athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30027707)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Transparent Selfie

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30027721)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: apoplectic hominid tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30156360)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Electric internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30804651)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  nofapping telephone

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30804670)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Ivory curious piazza gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31238170)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Sepia



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31240080)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31240111)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  aqua



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31398074)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Green offensive candlestick maker

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31398080)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  friendly grandma

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31398112)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Green offensive candlestick maker

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31398118)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  aqua

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31398121)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Vengeful Lay Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31398922)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  aqua

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31398132)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Ruddy potus electric furnace

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31398927)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  aqua

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31398967)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author:  opaque volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31401436)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Sepia

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31401520)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31586812)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: hateful slap-happy pistol

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31586925)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser background story

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31767975)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: black preventive strike

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31591197)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31767987)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: black preventive strike

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31768006)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: 

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31771970)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  lake old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36990701)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: comical menage fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31961309)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32343499)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  jade french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32545952)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: comical menage fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32545957)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: black preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32545995)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: abusive pale death wish

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32546004)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: black preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32546783)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: black preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32547714)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32548870)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: black preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32573656)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: topaz gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33664076)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34062570)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Bull headed disturbing

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34116947)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: emerald organic girlfriend personal credit line

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34401929)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: abusive pale death wish

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34401973)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: carnelian racy useless brakes

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34404981)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Pungent affirmative action hunting ground

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34949769)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Hyperventilating laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35093674)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Walnut greedy immigrant

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35093676)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  opaque volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35338428)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Marvelous amber new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36233122)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: 

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36976356)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Bull headed disturbing

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36989761)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: 

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36989822)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: charismatic glassy skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37046584)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38256413)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Irradiated whorehouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38257003)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38974406)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: lilac nursing home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40152879)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: dun mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40510638)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40518112)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40582879)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: costumed set mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41084600)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  mahogany newt

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41084634)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Twinkling fear-inspiring sound barrier

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41084602)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: disgusting hissy fit digit ratio

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41963692)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43244384)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Underhanded cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41963677)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Bespoke Chest-beating Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43254123)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: excitant up-to-no-good rigor

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43254567)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: sexy balding yarmulke

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43254662)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: sexy balding yarmulke

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43254899)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45297237)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: burgundy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43544409)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45297068)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: At-the-ready impressive

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45297072)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Green offensive candlestick maker

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45297247)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Beta Kitty Cat

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45309119)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: burgundy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45309181)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49346769)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: burgundy

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45536449)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Galvanic Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46276193)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  cordovan coldplay fan deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46276167)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author:  pocket flask

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46276172)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author:  jewess

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46276492)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46905907)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: At-the-ready impressive

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46905917)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Electric internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49330100)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: 

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46905960)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46911844)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Drunken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46962930)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46962948)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: black preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46962972)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: snowy

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46962933)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: burgundy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46962936)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46963013)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Angry Wine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48193545)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Blathering

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48193551)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Obsidian indirect expression marketing idea

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48194098)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Galvanic Lettuce

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48194099)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Gay sticky mental disorder

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49330062)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49346566)