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| Hyperventilating abnormal menage | 12/16/25 |
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| Rusted aromatic nibblets | 12/16/25 |
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| mahogany den double fault | 12/20/25 |
| concupiscible pink native | 12/19/25 |
| poppy institution cuck | 12/20/25 |
| Exhilarant Cruise Ship Prole | 12/19/25 |
| Hyperventilating abnormal menage | 12/20/25 |
| Exhilarant Cruise Ship Prole | 12/20/25 |
| poppy institution cuck | 12/20/25 |
| histrionic apoplectic base organic girlfriend | 12/16/25 |
| poppy institution cuck | 12/20/25 |
| histrionic apoplectic base organic girlfriend | 12/22/25 |
| grizzly big nursing home | 12/16/25 |
| Hyperventilating abnormal menage | 12/16/25 |
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| effete curious immigrant | 12/16/25 |
| rambunctious exciting stag film tattoo | 12/19/25 |
| effete curious immigrant | 12/19/25 |
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| poppy institution cuck | 12/20/25 |
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| Balding turquoise roast beef market | 12/16/25 |
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| Rusted aromatic nibblets | 12/16/25 |
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| Painfully Honest Glittery State | 12/21/25 |
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| Balding turquoise roast beef market | 12/19/25 |
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| aphrodisiac chestnut range dingle berry | 12/19/25 |
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| Adventurous turdskin | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Hyperventilating abnormal menage 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Rusted aromatic nibblets This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Hyperventilating abnormal menage lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Rusted aromatic nibblets My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Hyperventilating abnormal menage You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: mahogany den double fault Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: concupiscible pink native It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: poppy institution cuck Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Exhilarant Cruise Ship Prole You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Hyperventilating abnormal menage brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Exhilarant Cruise Ship Prole glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: poppy institution cuck You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: histrionic apoplectic base organic girlfriend $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: poppy institution cuck Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: histrionic apoplectic base organic girlfriend thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: grizzly big nursing home 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Hyperventilating abnormal menage ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: grizzly big nursing home investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: effete curious immigrant $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: rambunctious exciting stag film tattoo I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: effete curious immigrant good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Adventurous turdskin $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: domesticated mood six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: lascivious carmine trailer park associate 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: poppy institution cuck Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Coral talented crackhouse what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Balding turquoise roast beef market 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Wine Regret me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Balding turquoise roast beef market It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Rusted aromatic nibblets 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: poppy institution cuck the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Painfully Honest Glittery State Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Rusted aromatic nibblets I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Coral talented crackhouse mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Balding turquoise roast beef market In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Coral talented crackhouse yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: aphrodisiac chestnut range dingle berry Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: cowardly snowy house 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Hyperventilating abnormal menage fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: supple twinkling uncleanness A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: supple twinkling uncleanness OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Cracking coiffed filthpig A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: cowardly snowy house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: ebony office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: histrionic apoplectic base organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: mahogany den double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: multi-colored gaped location faggot firefighter Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: disrespectful codepig water buffalo $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: offensive church can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: titillating whorehouse knife Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Coral talented crackhouse nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: titillating whorehouse knife Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Stimulating sex offender You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Floppy light theater Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Navy roommate Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: grizzly big nursing home damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Fighting Stirring Field Hairy Legs Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Appetizing crotch dilemma Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: rambunctious exciting stag film tattoo 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Olive Antidepressant Drug Center Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: misunderstood church building 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: cream aggressive mother 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Coral talented crackhouse 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: poppy institution cuck Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Fighting Stirring Field Hairy Legs 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Lilac coffee pot literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: sickened area idiot I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: offensive church so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Lilac coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: supple twinkling uncleanness 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Painfully Honest Glittery State Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Exhilarant Cruise Ship Prole how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Painfully Honest Glittery State I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Exhilarant Cruise Ship Prole 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Painfully Honest Glittery State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: disturbing stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Adventurous turdskin Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Adventurous turdskin $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Razzmatazz sick school cafeteria $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: multi-colored gaped location faggot firefighter I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49598250) |