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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Comical Menage
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Tan Jewess
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Tan Jewess
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Tan Jewess
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Tan Jewess
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Tan Jewess
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Tan Jewess
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Tan Jewess
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Comical Menage
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Comical Menage
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Walnut Macaca Office
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Comical Menage
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Comical Menage
  05/22/26
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Sepia razzle turdskin
  05/22/26
His moniker?
amethyst vivacious nursing home pervert
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Colt
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Motley Locus Messiness
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Disco Fries
Sadistic kitty cat
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Godawful Navy Shrine Water Buffalo
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
fear-inspiring dopamine haunted graveyard
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light marvelous trump supporter goal in life
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
fear-inspiring dopamine haunted graveyard
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Sepia razzle turdskin
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
fear-inspiring dopamine haunted graveyard
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
laughsome spot
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Comical Menage
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Snowy medicated abode
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Poppy den fortuitous meteor
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
plum galvanic library double fault
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Comical Menage
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Sadistic kitty cat
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Nudist Fat Ankles Brunch
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Comical Menage
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
plum galvanic library double fault
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Godawful Navy Shrine Water Buffalo
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Walnut Macaca Office
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Comical Menage
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Comical Menage
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Comical Menage
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
naked primrose resort pozpig
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Sepia razzle turdskin
  05/24/26
mods
Boyish zippy giraffe property
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
gold exciting electric furnace locale
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Overrated Dragon
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Comical Menage
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lol
Walnut Macaca Office
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
razzmatazz queen of the night rehab
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Sapphire Mildly Autistic Candlestick Maker
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Comical Menage
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Sapphire Mildly Autistic Candlestick Maker
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Link?
Comical Menage
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Comical Menage
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Comical Menage
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Comical Menage
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Beta Garrison
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They have a pretty sick IG
Comical Menage
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Sapphire Mildly Autistic Candlestick Maker
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Fishy idiot immigrant
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
Sadistic kitty cat
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Sepia razzle turdskin
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Comical Menage

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Tan Jewess

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Tan Jewess

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Tan Jewess

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Tan Jewess

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Tan Jewess

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Tan Jewess

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Tan Jewess

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Tan Jewess

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Tan Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Comical Menage

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Comical Menage

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Walnut Macaca Office

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Comical Menage

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Comical Menage

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Sepia razzle turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: amethyst vivacious nursing home pervert

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Comical Menage

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: fear-inspiring dopamine haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Zombie-like weed whacker space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: plum galvanic library double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Motley Locus Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Sadistic kitty cat

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Godawful Navy Shrine Water Buffalo

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: fear-inspiring dopamine haunted graveyard

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: light marvelous trump supporter goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: fear-inspiring dopamine haunted graveyard

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Sepia razzle turdskin

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring dopamine haunted graveyard

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: laughsome spot

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Comical Menage

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Snowy medicated abode

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Poppy den fortuitous meteor

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: plum galvanic library double fault

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Comical Menage

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Sadistic kitty cat

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Nudist Fat Ankles Brunch

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Comical Menage

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: plum galvanic library double fault

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Godawful Navy Shrine Water Buffalo

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Walnut Macaca Office

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Comical Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz queen of the night rehab

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Comical Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Comical Menage

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: naked primrose resort pozpig

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Sepia razzle turdskin

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Boyish zippy giraffe property

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: gold exciting electric furnace locale

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Overrated Dragon

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: gold exciting electric furnace locale

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Overrated Dragon

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Balding point

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: gold exciting electric furnace locale

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Heady jap

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Comical Menage

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Walnut Macaca Office

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: razzmatazz queen of the night rehab

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Sapphire Mildly Autistic Candlestick Maker

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Comical Menage

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Sapphire Mildly Autistic Candlestick Maker

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Comical Menage

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Sapphire Mildly Autistic Candlestick Maker

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: orange hairy legs

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Comical Menage

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Comical Menage

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Comical Menage

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Comical Menage

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Beta Garrison

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Comical Menage

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Sapphire Mildly Autistic Candlestick Maker

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Charismatic chapel genital piercing

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Nofapping institution

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fishy idiot immigrant

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Comical Menage

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Sadistic kitty cat

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Sepia razzle turdskin

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: supple insanely creepy place of business codepig

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899877)