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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
opaque diverse point
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
primrose bateful casino hominid
  04/05/26
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Free-loading gay wizard
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
opaque diverse point
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
opaque diverse point
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
primrose bateful casino hominid
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Balding buck-toothed juggernaut
  04/05/26
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big laser beams
  04/05/26
Lol
hairless feces
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
burgundy sanctuary
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
opaque diverse point
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
burgundy sanctuary
  04/05/26
...
primrose bateful casino hominid
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Floppy aggressive indirect expression associate
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Free-loading gay wizard
  04/05/26
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disrespectful garrison
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
curious plaza
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
French hairraiser property mental disorder
  04/05/26
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magical harsh psychic
  04/05/26
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Peach personal credit line
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Chocolate cheese-eating depressive native
  04/05/26
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Indigo sexy whorehouse
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
opaque diverse point
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Chocolate cheese-eating depressive native
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Zombie-like Home Jewess
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
cerebral soggy business firm
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
navy address
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
stimulating crimson corn cake resort
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Razzmatazz blathering hairy legs therapy
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Concupiscible french chef
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
cerebral soggy business firm
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
stimulating crimson corn cake resort
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Concupiscible french chef
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
magical harsh psychic
  04/05/26
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primrose bateful casino hominid
  04/05/26
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red heady tanning salon pistol
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Zombie-like Home Jewess
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Concupiscible french chef
  04/05/26
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big laser beams
  04/05/26
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big laser beams
  04/05/26
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dead private investor lay
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
dead private investor lay
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
marvelous angry trust fund center
  04/05/26
...
primrose bateful casino hominid
  04/05/26
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Balding buck-toothed juggernaut
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Internet-worthy church building
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
opaque diverse point
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Zombie-like Home Jewess
  04/05/26
...
Concupiscible french chef
  04/05/26
...
sick heaven
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Violent Learning Disabled Stock Car
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Balding buck-toothed juggernaut
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
opaque diverse point
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: opaque diverse point

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: primrose bateful casino hominid

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Free-loading gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: opaque diverse point

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: opaque diverse point

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: primrose bateful casino hominid

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Balding buck-toothed juggernaut

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: big laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: hairless feces

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: opaque diverse point

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: primrose bateful casino hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Floppy aggressive indirect expression associate

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Free-loading gay wizard

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: disrespectful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: curious plaza

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: French hairraiser property mental disorder

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: magical harsh psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Peach personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Chocolate cheese-eating depressive native

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Indigo sexy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: opaque diverse point

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Chocolate cheese-eating depressive native

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Zombie-like Home Jewess

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: cerebral soggy business firm

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: navy address

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: stimulating crimson corn cake resort

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz blathering hairy legs therapy

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible french chef

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: cerebral soggy business firm

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: stimulating crimson corn cake resort

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible french chef

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: magical harsh psychic

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: primrose bateful casino hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: red heady tanning salon pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like Home Jewess

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible french chef

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: big laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: big laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: dead private investor lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: dead private investor lay

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: marvelous angry trust fund center

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: primrose bateful casino hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Balding buck-toothed juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy church building

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: opaque diverse point

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Zombie-like Home Jewess

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: sick heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Violent Learning Disabled Stock Car

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Balding buck-toothed juggernaut

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: opaque diverse point

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49812165)