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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Exhilarant gas station
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Appetizing meetinghouse
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Appetizing meetinghouse
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Appetizing meetinghouse
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Appetizing meetinghouse
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Appetizing meetinghouse
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Appetizing meetinghouse
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Exhilarant gas station
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Exhilarant gas station
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Peach beady-eyed abode
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Lascivious ebony prole
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Costumed Duck-like Principal's Office Twinkling Uncleanness
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tan mewling roommate
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Costumed Duck-like Principal's Office Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Diverse Chrome Main People Chapel
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Costumed Duck-like Principal's Office Twinkling Uncleanness
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
maniacal cuckold
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Exhilarant gas station
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Well-lubricated Autistic Native
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
French carmine school reading party
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
cerise locus
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Exhilarant gas station
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Rambunctious Cerebral Codepig
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Mint coldplay fan
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Exhilarant gas station
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
cerise locus
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Exhilarant gas station
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Exhilarant gas station
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Exhilarant gas station
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Excitant Church
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
henna crackhouse deer antler
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Exhilarant gas station
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lol
Peach beady-eyed abode
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
fragrant infuriating office
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Flickering heaven
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Exhilarant gas station
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Appetizing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Peach beady-eyed abode

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Diverse Chrome Main People Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: big foreskin

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Costumed Duck-like Principal's Office Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: smoky sandwich sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: cerise locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Spectacular Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious Cerebral Codepig

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Lascivious ebony prole

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Costumed Duck-like Principal's Office Twinkling Uncleanness

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: tan mewling roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Costumed Duck-like Principal's Office Twinkling Uncleanness

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Diverse Chrome Main People Chapel

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Costumed Duck-like Principal's Office Twinkling Uncleanness

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: maniacal cuckold

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Autistic Native

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: French carmine school reading party

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: cerise locus

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Rambunctious Cerebral Codepig

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Mint coldplay fan

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: cerise locus

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Lascivious ebony prole

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Peach beady-eyed abode

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: fragrant infuriating office

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Startling Violent Dog Poop Police Squad

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Diverse Chrome Main People Chapel

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Mauve clown party of the first part

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Excitant Church

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: henna crackhouse deer antler

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Excitant Church

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: henna crackhouse deer antler

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Effete onyx jap

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Excitant Church

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Disgusting exciting point

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Peach beady-eyed abode

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: fragrant infuriating office

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Flickering heaven

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Flickering heaven

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Flickering heaven

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Sooty hairraiser hall

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: haunting 180 site

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Flickering heaven

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Irradiated Therapy Quadroon

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Abnormal Telephone

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: big-titted disrespectful address boistinker

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Rambunctious Cerebral Codepig

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Diverse Chrome Main People Chapel

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Disturbing bespoke resort jew

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899877)