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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

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9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
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man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
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cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
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just threw up in my mouth a lot
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I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
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  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
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  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
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u jelly
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did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
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how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
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franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
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Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
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he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
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this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
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its crazy how unlikable he is
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*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
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U mad Chabon?
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god fucking damn it
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great american novelist
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goddamn u franzen
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Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
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how DOES he see himself?
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highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
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Really dont like that guy
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is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: olive passionate area personal credit line

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Exciting Glassy Bbw



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Public Bath

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Motley church turdskin

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Public Bath

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: sienna cerebral site liquid oxygen

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant goal in life

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Public Bath

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant goal in life

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Public Bath

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Flesh irradiated french chef lettuce

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Motley church turdskin



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Shaky telephone range

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Motley church turdskin



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: olive passionate area personal credit line

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: filthy electric shrine main people

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: outnumbered galvanic plaza tank

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Motley church turdskin

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed clown

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Motley church turdskin

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: olive passionate area personal credit line

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Motley church turdskin



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Medicated cerise regret



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: fragrant smoky voyeur location

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Ungodly resort

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: olive passionate area personal credit line

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: onyx rehab

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Motley church turdskin



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: jet painfully honest menage

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Motley church turdskin

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Carnelian parlor



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: olive passionate area personal credit line

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: ebony shivering pozpig

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: slap-happy box office



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: slap-happy box office

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: outnumbered galvanic plaza tank

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Ungodly resort

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: ebony shivering pozpig

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Motley church turdskin



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: sepia odious travel guidebook

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Yapping Crackhouse

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Ungodly resort

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: ebony shivering pozpig



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: onyx rehab

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: iridescent den background story

lol wtf get off the court son

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Author: frum aromatic property



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
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