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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
sticky parlour knife
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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racy mentally impaired whorehouse prole
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
sticky parlour knife
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
sticky parlour knife
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
sticky parlour knife
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
sticky parlour knife
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Drunken dark station
  06/25/12
...
Charismatic university
  06/25/12
Jesus
emerald comical organic girlfriend
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Dun Misunderstood Dragon
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
appetizing toilet seat
  08/02/12
crying
multi-colored antidepressant drug
  08/29/12
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Cream blood rage dysfunction
  02/22/13
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Cyan Keepsake Machete
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  03/19/14
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  06/27/14
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Fragrant piazza stock car
  06/27/14
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Flushed Tripping Laser Beams
  09/14/17
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blathering idiotic gas station
  07/20/18
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blathering idiotic gas station
  02/09/19
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provocative site
  07/11/19
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Titillating shivering dilemma
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
sticky parlour knife
  06/25/12
cop
Charismatic university
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Charismatic university
  06/25/12
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Drunken dark station
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Dead garrison
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
hairless turdskin wrinkle
  08/02/12
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navy doobsian legal warrant
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Big lime location pervert
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Brass mood striped hyena
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Charismatic university
  06/25/12
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contagious purple factory reset button
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Charismatic university
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
hairless turdskin wrinkle
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
supple address fortuitous meteor
  08/21/13
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sticky parlour knife
  06/25/12
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effete haunted graveyard
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
brilliant insane plaza national security agency
  06/25/12
...
navy doobsian legal warrant
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Excitant Elastic Band
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
sticky parlour knife
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Narrow-minded hospital
  06/25/12
...
sticky parlour knife
  06/26/12
...
navy doobsian legal warrant
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Translucent Box Office
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
sticky parlour knife
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Motley Ultramarine Multi-billionaire Home
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Aquamarine Stage Rigor
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
sticky parlour knife
  08/02/12
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sticky parlour knife
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
appetizing toilet seat
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
hairless turdskin wrinkle
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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boyish sanctuary
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
hairless turdskin wrinkle
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Aquamarine Stage Rigor
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
sticky parlour knife
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
hairless turdskin wrinkle
  08/06/12
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  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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boyish sanctuary
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
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  09/14/12
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hairless turdskin wrinkle
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navy doobsian legal warrant
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Cyan Keepsake Machete
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
supple address fortuitous meteor
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Cyan Keepsake Machete
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Lascivious Useless Windowlicker Locale
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
supple address fortuitous meteor
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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Translucent Box Office
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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  01/29/18
where did he go
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Translucent Box Office
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
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  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: sticky parlour knife

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: spectacular stag film giraffe

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: racy mentally impaired whorehouse prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: sticky parlour knife

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: sticky parlour knife

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: sticky parlour knife

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: sticky parlour knife

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Drunken dark station

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Charismatic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: emerald comical organic girlfriend

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Dun Misunderstood Dragon

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: appetizing toilet seat

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Cream blood rage dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Cyan Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: swollen hilarious old irish cottage

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Lascivious Useless Windowlicker Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Flushed Tripping Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: blathering idiotic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: blathering idiotic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: provocative site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Titillating shivering dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy theater stage milk

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: sticky parlour knife

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Charismatic university

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Charismatic university

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Drunken dark station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Dead garrison

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: hairless turdskin wrinkle

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: navy doobsian legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Big lime location pervert

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Brass mood striped hyena

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Charismatic university

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: contagious purple factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Charismatic university

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: hairless turdskin wrinkle

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: supple address fortuitous meteor

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: sticky parlour knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: effete haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: brilliant insane plaza national security agency

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: navy doobsian legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Excitant Elastic Band

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: sticky parlour knife

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hospital

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: sticky parlour knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: navy doobsian legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Translucent Box Office

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: sticky parlour knife

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Motley Ultramarine Multi-billionaire Home

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stage Rigor

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: sticky parlour knife

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: sticky parlour knife



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: appetizing toilet seat

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: hairless turdskin wrinkle

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: hairless turdskin wrinkle

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: boyish sanctuary



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: sticky parlour knife

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Dashing lay



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: hairless turdskin wrinkle

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stage Rigor

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: sticky parlour knife

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: hairless turdskin wrinkle

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Mind-boggling property

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: hairless turdskin wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: boyish sanctuary



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: very tactful nowag

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: boyish sanctuary



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: sticky parlour knife

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Cyan Keepsake Machete

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: hairless turdskin wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: navy doobsian legal warrant



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Cyan Keepsake Machete

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: supple address fortuitous meteor

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Cyan Keepsake Machete

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Lascivious Useless Windowlicker Locale

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: supple address fortuitous meteor

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Violet passionate new version

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: navy doobsian legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: navy doobsian legal warrant

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: navy doobsian legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: navy doobsian legal warrant



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Vibrant autistic bawdyhouse place of business



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Duck-like Wine Gaping

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Lascivious Useless Windowlicker Locale



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Stimulating crackhouse incel



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: hairraiser lodge



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: hairraiser lodge

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: ungodly exhilarant den



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: irradiated national

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: hairless turdskin wrinkle



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: adventurous zippy casino



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: onyx degenerate

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Rose marvelous abode goyim



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Hyperventilating shaky selfie



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: plum ceo heaven



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: sepia stead bbw

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: ivory forum

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: adventurous zippy casino



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: hairless turdskin wrinkle



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: adventurous zippy casino



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Crystalline Disturbing Corner Roommate



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Translucent Box Office



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: concupiscible poppy people who are hurt senate

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Flirting principal's office foreskin

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Self-absorbed anal stage psychic



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Translucent Box Office



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: topaz cruise ship



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: underhanded naked kitchen boiling water



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Crimson hall

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed indian lodge mad-dog skullcap



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: free-loading gaming laptop nursing home



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Titillating shivering dilemma



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: abusive trust fund house



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Karate Shrine



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: historical ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49964828)