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| Bipolar Titillating Whorehouse | 10/09/12 |
| Bipolar Titillating Whorehouse | 10/09/12 |
| Bipolar Titillating Whorehouse | 10/10/12 |
| Internet-worthy Hyperventilating Shitlib | 10/10/12 |
| Laughsome at-the-ready macaca | 10/10/12 |
| Cobalt Abode Generalized Bond | 10/10/12 |
| up-to-no-good travel guidebook | 10/10/12 |
| Self-absorbed Spot | 10/10/12 |
| up-to-no-good travel guidebook | 10/10/12 |
| sable liquid oxygen | 10/10/12 |
| Rebellious Painfully Honest Quadroon | 05/15/23 |
| Bipolar Titillating Whorehouse | 10/10/12 |
| Startling carmine principal's office genital piercing | 10/10/12 |
| Fuchsia giraffe | 10/10/12 |
| Lake big mexican | 10/29/12 |
| Autistic lettuce | 05/14/23 |
| cracking queen of the night cuckold | 10/29/12 |
| Angry water buffalo goal in life | 10/29/12 |
| Trip cheese-eating clown old irish cottage | 05/15/23 |
| rose multi-colored theater stage | 05/15/23 |
| Concupiscible maroon affirmative action | 05/15/23 |
| exciting step-uncle's house | 05/15/23 |
| tancredi marchiolo | 02/01/26 |
| Charlie Cuntsucker | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Bipolar Titillating Whorehouse http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Bipolar Titillating Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Bipolar Titillating Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Internet-worthy Hyperventilating Shitlib lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Laughsome at-the-ready macaca What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Cobalt Abode Generalized Bond http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: up-to-no-good travel guidebook dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Self-absorbed Spot Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: up-to-no-good travel guidebook cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: sable liquid oxygen "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Rebellious Painfully Honest Quadroon It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Bipolar Titillating Whorehouse Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Startling carmine principal's office genital piercing tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Fuchsia giraffe 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Lake big mexican awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Autistic lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: cracking queen of the night cuckold these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Angry water buffalo goal in life Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Trip cheese-eating clown old irish cottage 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: rose multi-colored theater stage You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Concupiscible maroon affirmative action lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: exciting step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Charlie Cuntsucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49639607) |