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ITT: Describe Cow Goes Moo's response to common parenting

scenarios. "But I don't wanna go poopoo in the potty...
Racy dragon
  04/10/13
"Sir, is this your child? We found him wandering in the...
Racy dragon
  04/10/13
fair enough sir. we cannot reasonably expect you as an auton...
french gold psychic trailer park
  04/10/13
Here is my payment for your services, officer. Please ensur...
Racy dragon
  04/10/13
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Irradiated hall old irish cottage
  04/10/13
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massive disrespectful potus
  10/01/13
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razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman
  12/14/17
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Comical Ebony Knife
  04/10/13
this one always gets me
Magenta exhilarant fat ankles
  06/17/13
"ex-son, meet manuel. he will be replacing you as my so...
talented arrogant police squad station
  04/10/13
...
Comical Ebony Knife
  04/10/13
"manuel, get out of ex-son's ex-bed. there appears to b...
talented arrogant police squad station
  04/10/13
LOL @ ex-son
Bateful crimson university
  04/10/13
"manuel, thanks for dropping by. please close the door....
talented arrogant police squad station
  04/10/13
180. For best reading experience, please use Canadian acc...
Racy dragon
  04/10/13
to: Mrs. CGM from: CGM re: Stuffed Animal Audit -------...
talented arrogant police squad station
  04/10/13
Mrs. CGM gently cradles ex-son in her arms and tells him thi...
Racy dragon
  04/10/13
holy shit
razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman
  04/12/13
...
Racy dragon
  04/13/13
180
mahogany tanning salon mad cow disease
  06/17/13
extremely underrated
Cracking hairless temple
  10/01/13
Excellent.
Sickened hairy legs
  10/26/14
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Slap-happy Pale Persian
  03/11/15
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Turquoise self-absorbed rigor
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Racy dragon
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  07/20/17
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  11/19/22
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stimulating main people background story
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that buzz, that bling, that smile
  07/01/26
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Rebellious Sable Center Liquid Oxygen
  04/10/13
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Turquoise self-absorbed rigor
  03/11/15
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Orange godawful weed whacker theatre
  04/10/13
"ex-son, we appreciate your help through this transitio...
talented arrogant police squad station
  04/10/13
LMAO
Bateful crimson university
  04/10/13
...
Racy dragon
  04/10/13
from: CGM@CGMLLC.co.ca to: CGMexson@gmail.ca Ex-Son, ple...
talented arrogant police squad station
  04/10/13
masterful shit
massive disrespectful potus
  04/10/13
...
Racy dragon
  04/10/13
180
Rebellious Sable Center Liquid Oxygen
  04/10/13
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Comical Ebony Knife
  04/12/13
fucking 180. "eh"
Slap-happy Pale Persian
  06/17/13
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mahogany tanning salon mad cow disease
  06/17/13
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Painfully honest vigorous really tough guy locus
  07/17/16
ex-bed loled at that
massive disrespectful potus
  04/10/13
"I want the candy!!!" "Here is a master pr...
Racy dragon
  04/10/13
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Comical Ebony Knife
  04/10/13
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ungodly canary mad-dog skullcap chad
  06/17/13
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Walnut step-uncle's house ratface
  12/14/17
180
Vibrant metal theater stage nowag
  12/14/17
"Daddy, where do babies come from?" "That de...
Comical Ebony Knife
  04/10/13
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Racy dragon
  04/10/13
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Racy dragon
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Sickened hairy legs
  10/26/14
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talented arrogant police squad station
  03/11/15
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Racy dragon
  02/11/19
Thanks for the bump, these are fantastic.
Brass beady-eyed hospital associate
  02/11/19
"Daddy I got polio and can't feel my legs" &quo...
thirsty plaza
  04/10/13
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Racy dragon
  04/10/13
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Irradiated hall old irish cottage
  04/10/13
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Cracking hairless temple
  10/01/13
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motley crackhouse
  11/27/13
Son, if any of your friends refer to mythical creatures such...
Racy dragon
  04/10/13
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talented arrogant police squad station
  04/10/13
You left your things out and I have confiscated them under t...
Racy dragon
  04/11/13
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Irradiated hall old irish cottage
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Racy dragon
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talented arrogant police squad station
  04/12/13
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razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman
  04/12/13
"Daddy can we have pizza?" "I cannot exclude...
Comical Ebony Knife
  04/12/13
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Cracking hairless temple
  10/01/13
The best one
Charismatic Mediation Roommate
  10/01/13
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Mustard trust fund
  07/05/15
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Turquoise self-absorbed rigor
  03/11/15
I can
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  07/01/26
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Comical Ebony Knife
  04/12/13
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Arousing hell
  05/14/13
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Racy dragon
  06/17/13
"Daddy, what's a vulva?" "I don't know, so...
Shaky Coffee Pot Pozpig
  06/17/13
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Multi-colored chest-beating spot boltzmann
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razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman
  10/02/13
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Racy dragon
  11/27/13
how have I missed this thread in the past 7 months?
Red stage
  11/27/13
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ungodly canary mad-dog skullcap chad
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nofapping harsh tattoo
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Aromatic Karate
  12/14/17
lol
Spectacular New Version Church Building
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Racy dragon
  02/25/14
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outnumbered skinny woman coldplay fan
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ungodly canary mad-dog skullcap chad
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Spectacular New Version Church Building
  01/17/15
first bump of 2016
razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman
  07/17/16
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Frisky Big Codepig Sneaky Criminal
  05/09/17
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Turquoise self-absorbed rigor
  05/09/17
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Aromatic Karate
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razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman
  10/19/17
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razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman
  10/25/17
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fantasy-prone lime kitchen party of the first part
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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: Racy dragon

scenarios.

"But I don't wanna go poopoo in the potty!"

"That is your right as an autonomous individual."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970713)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:27 PM
Author: Racy dragon

"Sir, is this your child? We found him wandering in the woods."

"Yes, the child was committing violence against my person, eating my pizzas, refusing to poopoo in the potty, etc. I therefore exercised my right to abandon him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970737)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: french gold psychic trailer park

fair enough sir. we cannot reasonably expect you as an autonomous individual to have entered into a voluntary exchange agreement whereby you are constantly bearing a disproportionate burden of being inconvenienced by another autonomous individual who flouts your personal property rights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970786)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: Racy dragon

Here is my payment for your services, officer. Please ensure he does not reenter my fortified compound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970806)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 2:00 PM
Author: Irradiated hall old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970942)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:16 PM
Author: massive disrespectful potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24152750)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34923255)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:39 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970811)



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Date: June 17th, 2013 7:30 PM
Author: Magenta exhilarant fat ankles

this one always gets me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23416842)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: talented arrogant police squad station

"ex-son, meet manuel. he will be replacing you as my son because he is much cheaper and more efficient generally. please spend the next two weeks training him. your severance package is on a duffel bag on your ex-bed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970807)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:49 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970877)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:57 PM
Author: talented arrogant police squad station

"manuel, get out of ex-son's ex-bed. there appears to be some misunderstanding. as stated in schedule b to the indenture, your sleeping quarters are in the shipping container in the back yard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970924)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Bateful crimson university

LOL @ ex-son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22972858)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 8:25 PM
Author: talented arrogant police squad station

"manuel, thanks for dropping by. please close the door. uh, por favor cerrar el puerto. gracios.

"manuel, i think we're doing pretty well here. performance is down somewhat, but the cost savings are significant over ex-son. unfortunately, it's generally a, um, economio abajo, so we will not be in a position to offer levantares this year.

"the good news is that our pizzamining operation has increased its productivity by 25%. this 20% increase has increased stocks by 15%, so we are planning to pass this increase of 10% along to you. please enjoy a 5% increase in your pizza ration.

"unfortunately, this will also require a cutback of 25% in your allowance and de-worming allowances. please endorse this el contracte. yes, make an 'equis' at the bottom. thanks very much, and have a great day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22973060)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 8:27 PM
Author: Racy dragon

180.

For best reading experience, please use Canadian accent throughout. "Eh-quis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22973075)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 8:43 PM
Author: talented arrogant police squad station

to: Mrs. CGM

from: CGM

re: Stuffed Animal Audit

------------------------

Darlene,

In carrying out my quarterly stuffed animal audit, I was unable to find Mopsy. My records show that Mopsy was retained on the termination of Ex-son and the previous audit detected it as well.

This is an event of significant concern because Mopsy is not yet fully depreciated, and if it cannot be located, we will have to write it off. CGM LLC is not having its best year and I am worried that our underwriting syndicate will not look favorably on disappearing assets.

I am sorry to have to put things this way, but based on my investigation, I believe that you may have embezzled Mopsy and provided it to Ex-son. As you know, this is a violation of our LLC agreement and of various federal and provincial statutes.

I am willing to overlook this incident, but there are conditions. First, the enclosed Marital Relations Rider to Marriage Agreement should be executed and returned to me (as consideration, I am providing the enclosed tube of Astroglide). Second, the enclosed Contribution Agreement should be executed and returned to me along with the accounting value of Mopsy in cash. Third, four copies of the enclosed Side Letter Regarding Stuffed Animals should be countersigned by you for provision to the syndicate.

Best,

CGM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22973149)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 8:48 PM
Author: Racy dragon

Mrs. CGM gently cradles ex-son in her arms and tells him this will be the last time they'll see each other. She places Mopsy in his arms and fights back tears.

"But mom, why?"

"I signed a contract."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22973171)



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Date: April 12th, 2013 1:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22984346)



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Date: April 13th, 2013 8:46 PM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22992678)



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Date: June 17th, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: mahogany tanning salon mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23416937)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Cracking hairless temple

extremely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24152662)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Sickened hairy legs

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26592467)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy Pale Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27471419)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Turquoise self-absorbed rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27471458)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28260702)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33820825)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 3:06 PM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41026302)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45516425)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:38 AM
Author: stimulating main people background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45516446)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49974290)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: Rebellious Sable Center Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22973080)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Turquoise self-absorbed rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27471464)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:54 PM
Author: Orange godawful weed whacker theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970908)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:59 PM
Author: talented arrogant police squad station

"ex-son, we appreciate your help through this transition period and rest assured that CGM LLC will always be grateful for the efficiencies you helped us capture.

"we do have a position available in the kolkata office. if you're interested, sign here, and i'll go heat up the spoon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970940)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 7:24 PM
Author: Bateful crimson university

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22972687)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22972814)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 8:08 PM
Author: talented arrogant police squad station

from: CGM@CGMLLC.co.ca

to: CGMexson@gmail.ca

Ex-Son, please note that according to the Form of Termination Notice attached to that certain Filial Contract between the Parties dated as of April 20, 2005 (as amended and restated by the Amendment to Filial Contract of April 20, 2010, the "Filial Contract") as Exhibit K, the percentage of stuffed animals and comic books you are allowed to retain on the occurence of a Filial Termination Event is determined by the Filial Age at Default divided by the Filial Age at Maturity. As such, please take no more than four ninths of the stock of each when clearing out your ex-room.

Let me know if you have any further questions or concerns. Thanks and have a great day.

--

CGM@CGMLLC.co.ca

Please note that, according to Canada Revenue Service circular 230, nothing in the above is intended to serve as tax, economics, history, literature, race relations or weightlifting advice, and any reliance on the above for such is prohibited by federal law, eh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22972943)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: massive disrespectful potus

masterful shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22972993)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 8:18 PM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22973016)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Rebellious Sable Center Liquid Oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22973033)



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Date: April 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22984631)



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Date: June 17th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: Slap-happy Pale Persian

fucking 180. "eh"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23416860)



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Date: June 17th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: mahogany tanning salon mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23416943)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Painfully honest vigorous really tough guy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30951384)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: massive disrespectful potus

ex-bed loled at that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22972880)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Racy dragon

"I want the candy!!!"

"Here is a master promissory note. Sign there please. I will charge interest at the rate of three skittles per week, the entire sum of skittles to be repaid over the course of 12-payments. Let me just subtract my 10% commission fee, print the amortization schedule and here is your candy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970872)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970874)



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Date: June 17th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: ungodly canary mad-dog skullcap chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23416903)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: Walnut step-uncle's house ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34923319)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:32 PM
Author: Vibrant metal theater stage nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34923355)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:49 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Knife

"Daddy, where do babies come from?"

"That depends on your values."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970878)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22971719)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24152643)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: Sickened hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26592476)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: talented arrogant police squad station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27471385)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37766080)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 9:04 PM
Author: Brass beady-eyed hospital associate

Thanks for the bump, these are fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37766093)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:53 PM
Author: thirsty plaza

"Daddy I got polio and can't feel my legs"

"Look on the bright side, we didn't violently stab you with needles when you were an infant incapable of giving consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970900)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970935)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 2:01 PM
Author: Irradiated hall old irish cottage



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: Cracking hairless temple



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Date: November 27th, 2013 2:42 PM
Author: motley crackhouse



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Date: April 10th, 2013 2:02 PM
Author: Racy dragon

Son, if any of your friends refer to mythical creatures such as the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny or Santa Claus, you must immediately tell them they are fictional creatures and that their parents are liars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22970954)



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Date: April 10th, 2013 9:30 PM
Author: talented arrogant police squad station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22973442)



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Date: April 11th, 2013 12:12 AM
Author: Racy dragon

You left your things out and I have confiscated them under the law of capture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22974902)



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Date: April 11th, 2013 12:13 AM
Author: Irradiated hall old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22974910)



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Date: April 11th, 2013 10:46 AM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22976739)



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Date: April 12th, 2013 1:39 PM
Author: talented arrogant police squad station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22984289)



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Date: April 12th, 2013 2:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22984490)



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Date: April 12th, 2013 1:56 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Knife

"Daddy can we have pizza?"

"I cannot exclude you from, at minimum, smelling the pizza I wind up getting and potentially seeing how appetizing it is."

"Um?"

"I'm just not sure why you think that a good, the purchase of which I've paid for through my own exclusive efforts, should be given to you gratis. Do you at least have some kind of exchange contemplated in virtue of which you might at least satisfy Kaldor-Hicks under these circumstances?"

"Daddy can we have pizza?"

"I can."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22984357)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: Cracking hairless temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24152683)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Charismatic Mediation Roommate

The best one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24153036)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: Mustard trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28260930)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Turquoise self-absorbed rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27471474)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐)

I can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49974366)



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Date: April 12th, 2013 6:48 PM
Author: Comical Ebony Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22986026)



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Date: May 14th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: Arousing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23199564)



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Date: June 17th, 2013 7:29 PM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23416838)



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Date: June 17th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: Shaky Coffee Pot Pozpig

"Daddy, what's a vulva?"

"I don't know, son"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23416987)



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Date: June 17th, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored chest-beating spot boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23416992)



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Date: October 2nd, 2013 10:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24159121)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24521995)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: Red stage

how have I missed this thread in the past 7 months?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24522277)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: ungodly canary mad-dog skullcap chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504330)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: Supple brindle sweet tailpipe deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504342)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: nofapping harsh tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28261069)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34923810)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: Spectacular New Version Church Building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24522296)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 1:03 PM
Author: Racy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25084486)



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Date: October 1st, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26434647)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26504339)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: ungodly canary mad-dog skullcap chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26592440)



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Date: January 17th, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Spectacular New Version Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27133711)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman

first bump of 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30951375)



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Date: May 9th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Frisky Big Codepig Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33265055)



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Date: May 9th, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Turquoise self-absorbed rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33265936)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Aromatic Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33820828)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34483593)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34524706)



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Date: March 3rd, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: fantasy-prone lime kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2225230&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37870990)