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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Doug Feith to jr. associate: FW: Issues w/Various Countri...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: thirsty alcoholic meetinghouse

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Vibrant spruce shitlib office

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Self-absorbed sneaky criminal fat ankles



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling useless brakes box office

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling useless brakes box office

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Turdskin

lol

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Plum orchestra pit boistinker

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: iridescent old irish cottage step-uncle's house

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac honey-headed background story circlehead

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant scarlet bawdyhouse

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: dun supple kitty



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple scourge upon the earth

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Clear lascivious national

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Fighting costumed chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27647567)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Onyx chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Purple location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: aqua razzle mother range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: lake sex offender stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: pearl hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: angry multi-colored business firm multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling useless brakes box office



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: excitant stage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Vibrant spruce shitlib office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Demanding aromatic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: claret bearded new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: claret bearded new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Histrionic Tripping School Cafeteria Famous Landscape Painting

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: claret bearded new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Dark wild sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Self-absorbed sneaky criminal fat ankles



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: pearl hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Heady Balding Boiling Water



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Lemon massive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: pearl hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: boyish kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: useless legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: pearl hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: black bisexual philosopher-king selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: opaque floppy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: pearl hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: translucent potus

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: pearl hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: vivacious greedy site skinny woman

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: translucent potus

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Fragrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: sinister nudist set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Submissive ivory point

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Impressive gas station cuck

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Hateful nursing home yarmulke

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: black bisexual philosopher-king selfie

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Pink Native Hissy Fit

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Confused Parlour Fanboi

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Hairraiser house internal respiration

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: dun supple kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Glittery buck-toothed genital piercing

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: rough-skinned saffron plaza hairy legs

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: gay frum pocket flask

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: flushed heaven

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling useless brakes box office

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: chartreuse sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: vivacious greedy site skinny woman

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Silver space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: fishy erotic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: aqua razzle mother range

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: blathering state cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: dull motley dilemma corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Dark wild sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: vigorous tanning salon masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: pearl hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: hot doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: chartreuse sweet tailpipe

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: chartreuse sweet tailpipe

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: zombie-like menage jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: cream pontificating senate really tough guy

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: gay frum pocket flask

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: chartreuse sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: violent jet candlestick maker theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: iridescent old irish cottage step-uncle's house

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Cerise Private Investor Gaming Laptop

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: iridescent old irish cottage step-uncle's house

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: sable dead jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: sickened brethren

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: violent jet candlestick maker theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: sinister nudist set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: gay frum pocket flask

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: sickened brethren

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: insanely creepy community account church



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: translucent potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: racy pistol azn



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Olive thriller theater stage pisswyrm



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Wonderful harsh kitchen faggotry



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: useless legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Chrome Factory Reset Button



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: hot doctorate



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Crimson Theater

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: insanely creepy community account church

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: sinister nudist set

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: insanely creepy community account church

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Lilac Drunken Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: galvanic smoky school wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Bistre Insane Whorehouse Love Of Her Life

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: sickened brethren

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling useless brakes box office

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: sickened brethren

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: drab nofapping library

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: hot doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Clear lascivious national

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bipolar garrison personal credit line

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: zombie-like menage jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Pale milk

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: iridescent old irish cottage step-uncle's house

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Pale milk

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: iridescent old irish cottage step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: fishy erotic university

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: light beta area trump supporter



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: abnormal splenetic indian lodge

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: iridescent old irish cottage step-uncle's house

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: abnormal splenetic indian lodge

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: titillating maroon haunted graveyard

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: iridescent old irish cottage step-uncle's house

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: iridescent old irish cottage step-uncle's house

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: iridescent old irish cottage step-uncle's house

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: black bisexual philosopher-king selfie



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: iridescent old irish cottage step-uncle's house

Cr

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: blathering state cuckoldry



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Turquoise property toilet seat



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Dark wild sandwich



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Chestnut Concupiscible Ticket Booth

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: zombie-like menage jewess

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: cracking gay wizard

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: slippery sepia round eye codepig

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: cracking gay wizard

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Curious Principal's Office Coffee Pot

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bipolar garrison personal credit line



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: iridescent old irish cottage step-uncle's house

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac honey-headed background story circlehead

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Curious Principal's Office Coffee Pot

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Umber therapy



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: hot doctorate



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: chartreuse sweet tailpipe



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: dun supple kitty



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: at-the-ready trust fund

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: puce fiercely-loyal hospital

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Unholy parlor



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: iridescent old irish cottage step-uncle's house



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: self-centered macaca



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: appetizing idea he suggested



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Primrose comical persian den

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: claret bearded new version



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser house internal respiration



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: appetizing idea he suggested



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Dark wild sandwich

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Marvelous bonkers lay half-breed

CRIMINALLY underrated.

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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: self-centered macaca



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Vibrant spruce shitlib office



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Dark wild sandwich



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Dark wild sandwich



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: hot doctorate



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: claret bearded new version



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: claret bearded new version



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic address liquid oxygen

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: claret bearded new version

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Dark wild sandwich



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: twisted station laser beams

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Silver space



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz cumskin shrine

Check you emails.

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: claret bearded new version



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Bright cerebral tattoo



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: coral slap-happy home



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: claret bearded new version



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: coiffed charismatic address liquid oxygen



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Silver space



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Wonderful harsh kitchen faggotry

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Misunderstood sadistic boltzmann



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: claret bearded new version



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: claret bearded new version



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: coiffed charismatic address liquid oxygen



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Irradiated athletic conference

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Spectacular hell pervert



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: hot doctorate



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: vigorous tanning salon masturbator

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Chestnut Concupiscible Ticket Booth

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: shimmering death wish

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: very tactful tantric stag film

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic address liquid oxygen



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: claret bearded new version



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Lime big-titted becky

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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: claret bearded new version



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: medicated stirring ladyboy cruise ship



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Hairless base telephone

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: claret bearded new version



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Lemon massive toaster

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
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Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
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