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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: insanely creepy goyim It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: big turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Spectacular orange church milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: indecent swollen state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Disgusting stage chad did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: chocolate charismatic new version nibblets "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: smoky gaming laptop trailer park (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Mind-boggling coiffed pervert "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Sepia immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: insane scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: coral house (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: insanely creepy goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: heady becky parlour who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: insanely creepy goyim Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: heady becky parlour whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: insanely creepy goyim CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Primrose bossy electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: multi-colored salmon garrison newt 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Underhanded Station Famous Landscape Painting "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Primrose bossy electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: fear-inspiring boltzmann juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Aquamarine aggressive voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49335487) |