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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
motley church lettuce
  04/12/16
Go back to India
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180
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180 moniker
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
pink step-uncle's house sandwich
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
Wine school pistol
  04/12/16
legit lol at "brunchmen"
Narrow-minded native idiot
  04/12/16
holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
lemon hunting ground
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This.
motley church lettuce
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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180
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This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories I...
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
Galvanic Deep Ceo
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
vermilion forum cuckold
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
Galvanic Deep Ceo
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
motley church lettuce
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well whtever it is, its 180
Galvanic Deep Ceo
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
motley church lettuce
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lol, cr clarification
Galvanic Deep Ceo
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No just no
motley church lettuce
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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motley church lettuce
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
motley church lettuce
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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appetizing brunch
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can...
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million billion
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i came at 'dad bods'
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boy does he have a decision to make
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was ...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjus...
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**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**
light sneaky criminal
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when...
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this was my favorite part
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still crack up every time I think of this line
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Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent...
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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180000000000
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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We need to get a production team/site ASAP
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probably his masterwork
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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(Reposted) It's about this guy named "James Lovers-B...
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What the FUCK HE DELETED IT
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not a single person copied it?
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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We miss you johnsy
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: motley church lettuce

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: curious corn cake crackhouse

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Pearly Irradiated Love Of Her Life

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: pink step-uncle's house sandwich



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Lavender territorial karate garrison

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Red station trust fund



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: twinkling state dysfunction



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: pink step-uncle's house sandwich

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Wine school pistol

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Narrow-minded native idiot

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: lemon hunting ground

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30254879)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: motley church lettuce

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: translucent national security agency

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: motley church lettuce



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Red station trust fund



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Bateful laser beams



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: motley church lettuce



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: translucent national security agency



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: motley church lettuce

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Insecure opaque house haunted graveyard



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Turquoise Address Personal Credit Line



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: chocolate circlehead patrolman



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Brindle contagious mood cumskin



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Stimulating Amethyst Degenerate Chad



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: curious corn cake crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Tantric Drunken Codepig Church Building

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Claret corner indirect expression

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Claret corner indirect expression

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Mildly autistic cowardly kitchen

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Hairless Halford Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: translucent national security agency

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Olive becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: razzle market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Galvanic Deep Ceo

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: talented immigrant

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Laughsome coral hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: light sneaky criminal

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Big Chrome Macaca Temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: vermilion forum cuckold

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Insecure opaque house haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Cracking cruise ship goyim

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Peach windowlicker

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: sapphire crawly abode giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Galvanic Deep Ceo

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: vermilion forum cuckold

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Galvanic Deep Ceo

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: motley church lettuce

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Galvanic Deep Ceo

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: motley church lettuce

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Galvanic Deep Ceo

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: motley church lettuce

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: motley church lettuce

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: light sneaky criminal

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Anal emerald round eye locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: light sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: vermilion forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: aromatic people who are hurt keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Brass multi-billionaire theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Multi-colored nighttime parlour jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: 180 flesh wagecucks

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Vigorous cyan genital piercing spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: motley church lettuce

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Elite Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone legend

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: motley church lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone legend

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: motley church lettuce

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Anal emerald round eye locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: curious corn cake crackhouse

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Anal emerald round eye locus

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Red station trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: adulterous lilac pit turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Drab field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: irate free-loading party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Drab field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: appetizing brunch

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: motley church lettuce

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: White heaven stock car

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: appetizing brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: White heaven stock car

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Mischievous bisexual travel guidebook associate

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Bateful laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: motley church lettuce

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: White heaven stock car

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: cordovan submissive potus double fault

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: translucent national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Elite Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: motley church lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded native idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: electric nursing home puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: sapphire crawly abode giraffe

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Amber Cerebral Gas Station Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Arousing carmine depressive piazza

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: spruce azn

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Bright coldplay fan bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: motley church lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored nighttime parlour jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: exciting cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Brindle contagious mood cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Aquamarine tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Cerise rambunctious nowag national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Olive becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: spruce azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: motley church lettuce

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: exciting cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Aphrodisiac Dilemma Boltzmann

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: motley church lettuce

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: motley church lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: motley church lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Fragrant base ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Aquamarine tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: light sneaky criminal

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: cordovan submissive potus double fault

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Yellow Menage Quadroon

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Fragrant base ladyboy

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: talented immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Mildly autistic cowardly kitchen

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Topaz indecent senate masturbator

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Galvanic Deep Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: pungent misunderstood brethren hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Glittery set sweet tailpipe

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: light sneaky criminal

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: motley church lettuce

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Narrow-minded native idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Tantric Drunken Codepig Church Building

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: motley church lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Navy vivacious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: grizzly den

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Galvanic Deep Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Insane boyish location new version

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Navy vivacious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: talented immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Racy Shimmering Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Racy Shimmering Lay

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: electric nursing home puppy

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: translucent national security agency

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: vermilion forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: slippery whorehouse sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Anal emerald round eye locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: talented immigrant

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Amber Cerebral Gas Station Preventive Strike

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Topaz indecent senate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: irate free-loading party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Navy vivacious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Aquamarine tank

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Laughsome coral hissy fit

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: federal box office

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Avocado Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy ticket booth

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Aquamarine tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Ocher deer antler

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: marvelous mauve toilet seat electric furnace

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: talented immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: vermilion forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Balding Salmon University Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: wonderful slate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: wonderful slate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: translucent national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: spruce azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: grizzly den

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: motley church lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Odious Pearl Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: adulterous lilac pit turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: irate free-loading party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Provocative Antidepressant Drug

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Mildly autistic cowardly kitchen

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Spectacular Startling Area Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Spectacular Startling Area Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Narrow-minded native idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: vermilion forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: curious corn cake crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: chest-beating heady private investor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: motley church lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: motley church lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: vermilion forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Twisted School Cafeteria

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Twisted School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Disgusting sticky therapy

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Twisted School Cafeteria

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Twisted School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Topaz indecent senate masturbator

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Twisted School Cafeteria

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Topaz indecent senate masturbator

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: twinkling state dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Sickened Mustard Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: hairraiser principal's office doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Stimulating Amethyst Degenerate Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: titillating mewling stead mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Hairless Halford Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Stimulating Amethyst Degenerate Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: chartreuse sanctuary messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Brilliant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Narrow-minded native idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed house-broken idea he suggested persian

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Twisted School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: curious corn cake crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: curious corn cake crackhouse

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Anal emerald round eye locus

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Trip indigo institution roommate

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Turquoise Address Personal Credit Line

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Twisted School Cafeteria

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Twisted School Cafeteria

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Turquoise Address Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Infuriating adventurous public bath

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: chocolate circlehead patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Twisted School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating blood rage office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Cheese-eating blood rage office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Fishy histrionic clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Drab field

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Glittery set sweet tailpipe

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Hideous jet site

We miss you johnsy

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Dashing Awkward Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34513453)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Twisted School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34812586)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Drab field

Please come back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34843148)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Twisted School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34880075)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34880078)



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: jade soggy ape



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: irate free-loading party of the first part

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: Frisky Incel Home



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Drab field



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: grizzly den



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Godawful honey-headed boiling water pocket flask



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: Frisky Incel Home



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Twisted School Cafeteria



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Angry concupiscible hall gaming laptop

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: chocolate circlehead patrolman



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Drab field



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Turquoise Address Personal Credit Line



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Frisky Incel Home



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,.,


i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: stirring newt headpube



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: curious corn cake crackhouse



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: stirring newt headpube



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: talented immigrant



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: Godawful honey-headed boiling water pocket flask



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Amethyst Degenerate Chad



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: titillating mewling stead mediation



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz point rigpig



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Glittery set sweet tailpipe

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: exhilarant hilarious dog poop



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: adulterous lilac pit turdskin

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: motley church lettuce



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Thriller autistic voyeur



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: clear indian lodge

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: ruddy kink-friendly striped hyena



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: adulterous lilac pit turdskin



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