there was probably bad wifi at OCI or somethin

sometimes i type addresses too sloppy when i'm ballin'

but anyways, fuck it, what's been up man? how's chicago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3304323&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31051765)

Fucking lollllllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3304323&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31051771)

about that guy who coulda copped harvard if he studied harder

but didn't, then phil applied, got the admit, and pinged him?

that's kinda how this is, you coulda been here with me ballin'

but now it's too late, i've fucked a thousand girls now, i'm drowsy

that's all i did to cop carlyle just last fall

i hope you know that we're all well over six feet tall

i loved you J, we coulda balled together, think about it

you ruined it now, i hope chicago sucks and the chicks are lousy

and when you dream i hope it's harvard that your dick gets hard to

i hope your father's mad at you for shaming china at booth

see J--stop bitch i'm tryna ball

hey J, that's a white girl suckin' on my pole

but i didn't spike her drink, i just told her to

see i ain't like you

and even if she chokes, she'll like it more, and then i'll cum too

well, i gotta go, we're gonna take a shower

oh shit, i forgot, yachts don't have cell towers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3304323&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31051944)

This'll be the last LinkedIn request I ever send ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3304323&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31051823)

i don't deserve it?

i know you got my last two requests

i tracked 'em w/a pixel on purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3304323&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31051984)

i meant to text u sooner, i've just been busy

you said chang's w/a white girl now, just how hot is she?

look, i'm really flattered you'd invite me to your flat

and here's a copy of my resume

attached for u to look at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3304323&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31052091)

I had a friend kill himself over Kellogg who didn't want him

I know you probably hear this everyday, but we already have plans

Brazil, vegas, miami, even the ca-rib-be-an

Maybe even Europe, pretty much wherever we can

You were right about the H-Bomb, too, that shit was phat

Anyways, I gotta go brah, let's keep in touch,

best of luck, truly yours, anonymous

HBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3304323&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31052048)

PS quit lurking and come out to play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3304323&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35385466)