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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
hilarious trailer park
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
hilarious trailer park
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: hilarious trailer park

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: sticky sadistic crackhouse

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: metal site son of senegal

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: irradiated field



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: pink whorehouse



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: emerald internal respiration

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: emerald internal respiration

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: electric beta messiness



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: filthy big public bath wrinkle

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: hilarious trailer park

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: filthy big public bath wrinkle

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: hilarious trailer park

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: exciting lake sanctuary antidepressant drug



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: flesh hateful forum ratface

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: crystalline nibblets

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: hilarious trailer park

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: flesh hateful forum ratface

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: hilarious trailer park

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: flesh hateful forum ratface

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: metal site son of senegal

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: electric beta messiness



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sinister house

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Sapphire genital piercing

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: cobalt toaster mexican

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: sticky sadistic crackhouse

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Sapphire genital piercing



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant resort becky

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: sticky sadistic crackhouse

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: hilarious trailer park

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: thriller gold stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Iridescent Goal In Life National

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Trip corner

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Jet organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: racy magenta cruise ship indirect expression

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: flesh hateful forum ratface

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: metal site son of senegal

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Cream garrison

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: hilarious trailer park

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: metal site son of senegal

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: racy magenta cruise ship indirect expression

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: hilarious trailer park

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: racy magenta cruise ship indirect expression

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Trip corner

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: metal site son of senegal

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: racy magenta cruise ship indirect expression

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: metal site son of senegal

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Cream garrison

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: metal site son of senegal

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: adventurous spot dingle berry

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: racy magenta cruise ship indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: metal site son of senegal

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Ivory Trump Supporter Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Ivory Trump Supporter Station



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring striped hyena chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Khaki Newt Legal Warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: filthy big public bath wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Slippery alcoholic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: histrionic demanding fat ankles parlour



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: tripping crimson temple

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Sapphire genital piercing

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: racy magenta cruise ship indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: cocky fishy market



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Diverse French Chef Hall



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Insane stubborn stag film



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Heady snowy rehab



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Wild university



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: yellow office faggot firefighter



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Heady snowy rehab



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Comical boltzmann menage



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Comical boltzmann menage



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Translucent floppy bbw regret

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Jet organic girlfriend



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: avocado insecure casino main people



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: adventurous spot dingle berry



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Talking honey-headed mental disorder



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: tripping crimson temple

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: primrose foreskin center



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Comical boltzmann menage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Startled coldplay fan set



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: metal site son of senegal

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: chartreuse brunch dog poop

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: metal site son of senegal

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Cream garrison

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: metal site son of senegal

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Coral territorial lodge gaming laptop

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: racy magenta cruise ship indirect expression

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: adventurous spot dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: tripping crimson temple



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Outnumbered vengeful roast beef headpube



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: submissive theatre blood rage

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Obsidian lay

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser Bistre School

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: flesh hateful forum ratface

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Black spectacular pistol ape

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: bull headed curious shitlib

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: racy magenta cruise ship indirect expression

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Cream garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: irradiated field



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Cream garrison

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Appetizing henna range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: frozen sable orchestra pit dopamine

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Brilliant hot milk

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Shivering dragon

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: flesh hateful forum ratface

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Shivering dragon

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Cream garrison

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: frozen sable orchestra pit dopamine

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: multi-colored gas station codepig

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: electric beta messiness



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: opaque tanning salon generalized bond

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: tripping crimson temple

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: overrated stage

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: tan pit



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Cream garrison

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Charismatic locale

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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: claret institution



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Cream garrison



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: arousing bossy native



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: emerald internal respiration

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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: anal shimmering base filthpig



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Khaki Newt Legal Warrant



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Doobsian dun depressive



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Cream garrison



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: anal shimmering base filthpig



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Cream garrison



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Cream garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: olive fanboi

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Khaki Newt Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: bull headed curious shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Twinkling french puppy useless brakes

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Ivory Trump Supporter Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Massive geriatric philosopher-king bawdyhouse

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Massive geriatric philosopher-king bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Disturbing laughsome idiot kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: irradiated field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Khaki Newt Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: titillating skinny woman home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring striped hyena chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Cerebral coffee pot liquid oxygen

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible Dead Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Galvanic Twisted Goyim Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Cerebral coffee pot liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Cerebral coffee pot liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: talented pearly wagecucks library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible Dead Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Thirsty Background Story Double Fault

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: hilarious trailer park

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Seedy lascivious new version property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Magical Candlestick Maker

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stirring Gay Wizard Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Ivory Trump Supporter Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Ivory Trump Supporter Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring striped hyena chad

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: bull headed curious shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Light party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed coiffed factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: slate parlor

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Ivory Trump Supporter Station

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Cracking Athletic Conference

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling drab really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Khaki Newt Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Khaki Newt Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Mind-boggling drab really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: provocative nursing home

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: misanthropic slap-happy ticket booth international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Aromatic salmon patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Green Famous Landscape Painting Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Doobsian dun depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: titillating skinny woman home

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Sepia self-centered dilemma

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling drab really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Chrome indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Khaki Newt Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Chrome indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Charismatic locale

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Supple blue principal's office

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: excitant feces

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Heady snowy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling windowlicker heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: excitant feces

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling windowlicker heaven

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: excitant feces

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: excitant feces

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stirring Gay Wizard Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Plum Bisexual Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Khaki Newt Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Boyish Ultramarine Box Office Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone digit ratio space

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Hyperventilating chapel preventive strike

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: rebellious sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed coiffed factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Confused Hairy Legs State

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: buck-toothed ebony pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring crawly nowag water buffalo

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible Dead Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: stimulating persian

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Mewling stead

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: pink whorehouse

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed coiffed factory reset button

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49363699)