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Post ITT and I will assign you a wife from Bard College's women soccer roster

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Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.
diverse idiot box office
  01/07/22
Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys s...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I...
diverse idiot box office
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Peach useless brakes library
  01/07/22
Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be fai...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
180
Peach useless brakes library
  01/07/22
definitely does anal
misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy
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Outnumbered theater degenerate
  01/07/22
Maybe best in thread
razzle genital piercing
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geriatric slimy hospital
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Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $
geriatric slimy hospital
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I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my law...
beta orchestra pit dog poop
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Effete 180 center hissy fit
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misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy
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mods
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Bearded Fighting Senate Filthpig
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Appetizing Pit Gaping
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Comical know-it-all gas station
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Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
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filthy sandwich stead
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Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
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LMAO 180
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crawly boltzmann
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Effete 180 center hissy fit
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lol pwned
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Poppy Histrionic Coldplay Fan Immigrant
  01/07/22
hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about
filthy sandwich stead
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impressive Adams Apple
misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy
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Adventurous Goal In Life
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lol
razzle genital piercing
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RIP, Doctor.
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filthy sandwich stead
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Give me a dark haired qween Never mind I claimed her fro...
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Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deep...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
No no no no no I disavow I want this one https://bard...
Effete 180 center hissy fit
  01/07/22
ungh, LI guidette
beta orchestra pit dog poop
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Effete 180 center hissy fit
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Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread
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From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
any relation to bob saccamano?
Effete 180 center hissy fit
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She's had a distinguished collegiate career: 2021: Sage s...
beta orchestra pit dog poop
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shimmering home
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Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed....
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shimmering home
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misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy
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Chad dad
Bearded Fighting Senate Filthpig
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Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer s...
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shimmering home
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hhnngghh
iridescent demanding laser beams brunch
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Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?
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180 billion
misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy
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i want her
Appetizing Pit Gaping
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Best in thread
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Abnormal Gay Turdskin
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Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is goi...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
need James Joyce jr in here asap
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  01/07/22
Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the F...
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diverse idiot box office
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Big Stock Car Cruise Ship
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irl lol
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Galvanic ladyboy half-breed
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A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammat...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
Im done here
Galvanic ladyboy half-breed
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arrogant lime hunting ground
  01/07/22
not the toilet wrecker?
misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy
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Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens
diverse idiot box office
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Outnumbered theater degenerate
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racy friendly grandma
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literal lol
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The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. ...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor
misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy
  01/07/22
In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.
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The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white!...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
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Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pens...
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Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
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2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's ...
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Onyx newt menage
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Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 l...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
quarter gook?
misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy
  01/07/22
Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tel...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's s...
misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy
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Aqua black woman circlehead
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Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
unnghhhh
Aqua black woman circlehead
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180
Magical electric main people chapel
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Obsidian Fortuitous Meteor Set
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The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing....
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and ...
Obsidian Fortuitous Meteor Set
  01/07/22
She’s got some varicose vein action or something going...
Pearl Doobsian Hairy Legs
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ungodly marvelous range
  01/07/22
Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blow...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox childre...
ungodly marvelous range
  01/07/22
you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above)....
Effete 180 center hissy fit
  01/07/22
An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this. Yo...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke ...
ungodly marvelous range
  01/07/22
It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives ...
Effete 180 center hissy fit
  01/08/22
wonder how long her pubic hair is?
Magical electric main people chapel
  01/07/22
Every one of these women has 10x my T levels
brilliant bat shit crazy school
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https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kather...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
That's a 50yo man with hippie hair
brilliant bat shit crazy school
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"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
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Adventurous Goal In Life
  01/07/22
she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kne...
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trip house
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Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
Hon hon
trip house
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Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 pa...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to ...
Buff private investor
  01/07/22
High school: Bush.
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18000 thread
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Obsidian Fortuitous Meteor Set
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Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes ...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
Holy fuck scroe
medicated aphrodisiac codepig
  01/07/22
*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early...
Magical electric main people chapel
  01/07/22
Fuck
medicated aphrodisiac codepig
  01/07/22
I just want someone Asian.
ruby sweet tailpipe
  01/07/22
Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concer...
ruby sweet tailpipe
  01/07/22
Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team
beta orchestra pit dog poop
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Adventurous Goal In Life
  01/07/22
Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly https://bardath...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
I'm done here
Adventurous Goal In Life
  01/07/22
great thread
Big Stock Car Cruise Ship
  01/07/22
https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
jfc 180
Big Stock Car Cruise Ship
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medicated aphrodisiac codepig
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Lol
razzle genital piercing
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Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ou...
Floppy sanctuary
  01/07/22
Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
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Magical electric main people chapel
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https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
180
Pearl Doobsian Hairy Legs
  01/09/22
God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making i...
Appetizing Pit Gaping
  01/07/22
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Big Stock Car Cruise Ship
  01/07/22
Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loook...
medicated aphrodisiac codepig
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Transparent cracking gunner
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Peach useless brakes library
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  01/07/22
The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages tha...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
BEST IN SHOW
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Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
give me your hottest azn plz
Narrow-minded boyish ticket booth
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Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members o...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?
Narrow-minded boyish ticket booth
  01/07/22
this is such a 180 thread
self-centered amethyst kitty cat
  01/07/22
Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and bro...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  01/07/22
LOL
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pwnmed
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razzle genital piercing
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Historically important thread
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Ty I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the...
Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
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Brunette plz
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razzle genital piercing
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Want!
Pearl Doobsian Hairy Legs
  01/09/22
Where's my fucking wife
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Zombie-like Mahogany Milk
  07/15/22
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Narrow-minded boyish ticket booth
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flickering quadroon old irish cottage
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: diverse idiot box office

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744474)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: diverse idiot box office

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744485)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
Author: Peach useless brakes library



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Peach useless brakes library

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy

definitely does anal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Outnumbered theater degenerate



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: razzle genital piercing

Maybe best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: geriatric slimy hospital



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744486)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: geriatric slimy hospital

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744488)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: beta orchestra pit dog poop

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Effete 180 center hissy fit



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: geriatric slimy hospital

mods

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: Bearded Fighting Senate Filthpig



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Pit Gaping



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Comical know-it-all gas station



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-barber/5420

Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744499)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: filthy sandwich stead



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744501)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: filthy sandwich stead

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744504)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: crawly boltzmann



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Effete 180 center hissy fit



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: provocative cheese-eating institution ratface

lol pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744520)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Poppy Histrionic Coldplay Fan Immigrant



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: filthy sandwich stead

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748123)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy

impressive Adams Apple

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Goal In Life



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: razzle genital piercing

lol

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: racy friendly grandma

RIP, Doctor.

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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: filthy sandwich stead



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Effete 180 center hissy fit

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744502)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Effete 180 center hissy fit

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: beta orchestra pit dog poop

ungh, LI guidette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744525)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: Effete 180 center hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: diverse idiot box office

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: shimmering home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Effete 180 center hissy fit

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: beta orchestra pit dog poop

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: shimmering home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: arrogant lime hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: arrogant lime hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: shimmering home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Bearded Fighting Senate Filthpig

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: iridescent demanding laser beams brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: shimmering home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: iridescent demanding laser beams brunch

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Poppy Histrionic Coldplay Fan Immigrant

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Magical electric main people chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Pit Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Big Stock Car Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: Galvanic ladyboy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Pit Gaping

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: razzle genital piercing

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: Abnormal Gay Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Aqua black woman circlehead

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: diverse idiot box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: Yapping love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Magical electric main people chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Pit Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Big Stock Car Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: Transparent cracking gunner

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: Galvanic ladyboy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: Galvanic ladyboy half-breed

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: arrogant lime hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Onyx newt menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: diverse idiot box office

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: Outnumbered theater degenerate

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: racy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Pearl Doobsian Hairy Legs

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Pale indian lodge dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: Obsidian Fortuitous Meteor Set

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Unholy Lake Business Firm Becky

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: brindle spot foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Onyx newt menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: misunderstood twinkling uncleanness therapy

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: Aqua black woman circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: Aqua black woman circlehead

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Magical electric main people chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Obsidian Fortuitous Meteor Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Obsidian Fortuitous Meteor Set

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: Pearl Doobsian Hairy Legs

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: ungodly marvelous range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: ungodly marvelous range

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Effete 180 center hissy fit

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: ungodly marvelous range

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Effete 180 center hissy fit

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: Magical electric main people chapel

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: brilliant bat shit crazy school

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: brilliant bat shit crazy school

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: Adventurous Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Magical electric main people chapel

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: trip house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: trip house

Hon hon

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Buff private investor



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Buff private investor

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Obsidian Fortuitous Meteor Set

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: medicated aphrodisiac codepig

18000 thread

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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Obsidian Fortuitous Meteor Set



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: medicated aphrodisiac codepig

Holy fuck scroe

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Magical electric main people chapel

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745906)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: medicated aphrodisiac codepig

Fuck

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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: ruby sweet tailpipe

I just want someone Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745403)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: ruby sweet tailpipe

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: beta orchestra pit dog poop

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Adventurous Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745816)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745882)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Goal In Life

I'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745935)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: Big Stock Car Cruise Ship

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745845)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745892)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Big Stock Car Cruise Ship

jfc 180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: medicated aphrodisiac codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745960)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: razzle genital piercing

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748613)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Floppy sanctuary

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745868)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745908)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: Magical electric main people chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Pearl Doobsian Hairy Legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43757079)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Pit Gaping

God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making it to MSM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745902)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Big Stock Car Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745921)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: medicated aphrodisiac codepig

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745958)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Transparent cracking gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43759006)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: At-the-ready balding plaza persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48409476)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: Vibrant community account



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: Peach useless brakes library



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: fear-inspiring cowardly space



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: Fragrant mad-dog skullcap fanboi



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Soggy theatre coffee pot



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: flickering quadroon old irish cottage

BEST IN SHOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43746095)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43747570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded boyish ticket booth

give me your hottest azn plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43746886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43746938)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Narrow-minded boyish ticket booth

barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43746967)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: self-centered amethyst kitty cat

this is such a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43746893)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: self-centered amethyst kitty cat

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43746975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: medicated aphrodisiac codepig

pwnmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43747108)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: gold stimulating meetinghouse



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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: passionate self-absorbed factory reset button

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: racy friendly grandma



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: razzle genital piercing



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed avocado associate

Historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43748634)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk

Ty

I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the year strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44018021)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: spectacular ruddy rigor

Brunette plz

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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling rebellious office patrolman



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: razzle genital piercing



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: Pearl Doobsian Hairy Legs

Want!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43757002)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: razzle genital piercing

Where's my fucking wife

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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk



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Date: July 15th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded boyish ticket booth

cntrol+ f "edit", phrase not found. great!

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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: Zombie-like Mahogany Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45656304)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: flickering quadroon old irish cottage



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: At-the-ready balding plaza persian

I'd like Chocolate Queen, plz

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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: cell phones



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained))



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