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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| slippery supple shitlib | 09/10/24 |
| aromatic mustard space | 09/10/24 |
| slippery supple shitlib | 09/10/24 |
| aromatic mustard space | 09/10/24 |
| Razzmatazz Cobalt Mediation | 09/10/24 |
| Razzmatazz Cobalt Mediation | 09/10/24 |
| cowardly anal stead | 09/10/24 |
| Razzmatazz Cobalt Mediation | 09/10/24 |
| slippery supple shitlib | 09/10/24 |
| Razzmatazz Cobalt Mediation | 09/10/24 |
| slippery supple shitlib | 09/10/24 |
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| pink naked pit | 09/10/24 |
| slippery supple shitlib | 09/10/24 |
| submissive whorehouse | 10/22/24 |
| Razzmatazz Cobalt Mediation | 09/10/24 |
| Outnumbered Bat-shit-crazy Really Tough Guy | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| costumed ticket booth friendly grandma | 10/07/24 |
| costumed ticket booth friendly grandma | 10/22/24 |
| exciting shrine | 10/23/24 |
| slippery supple shitlib | 10/23/24 |
| Buff Senate Legend | 11/26/24 |
| Excitant Heaven Wrinkle | 10/23/24 |
| Amerika's Gutter Trash | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: slippery supple shitlib You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: aromatic mustard space 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: slippery supple shitlib No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: aromatic mustard space in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Razzmatazz Cobalt Mediation LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Razzmatazz Cobalt Mediation LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: cowardly anal stead Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Razzmatazz Cobalt Mediation BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: slippery supple shitlib You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: Razzmatazz Cobalt Mediation I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: slippery supple shitlib Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: aromatic mustard space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: tripping marvelous step-uncle's house gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: Slate casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: aromatic mustard space I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: Insane Maroon Hell Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: pink naked pit Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: slippery supple shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: submissive whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: Razzmatazz Cobalt Mediation lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: Outnumbered Bat-shit-crazy Really Tough Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: costumed ticket booth friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: costumed ticket booth friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: exciting shrine Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: slippery supple shitlib OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: Buff Senate Legend The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: Excitant Heaven Wrinkle 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: Amerika's Gutter Trash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49736580) |